If I were a month, I'd be December 'cause thats when I was born. If I were a day of the week, I'd be Monday 'cause thats when I get paid. If I were a planet, I'd be Pluto 'cause idgaf what you say, its a planet. If I were a sea animal, I'd be a Narwhal 'cause of this video. If I were a piece of furniture, I'd be a Lovesac 'cause they're the comfiest motherfuckers ever. If I were a gemstone, I'd be a Ruby or something. Idc bout gemstones lol If I were a flower, I'd be a Black Lotus. Just cos it sounds and looks badass. If I were a kind of weather, I'd be HOT AND SUNNY 'cause its a h...
If I were a month, I'd be December 'cause thats when I was born. If I were a day of the week, I'd be Monday 'cause thats when I get paid. If I were a planet, I'd be Pluto 'cause idgaf what you say, its a planet. If I were a sea animal, I'd be a Narwhal 'cause of this video. If I were a piece of furniture, I'd be a Lovesac 'cause they're the comfiest motherfuckers ever. If I were a gemstone, I'd be a Ruby or something. Idc bout gemstones lol If I were a flower, I'd be a Black Lotus. Just cos it sounds and looks badass. If I were a kind of weather, I'd be HOT AND SUNNY 'cause its a helluva lot better than the freezing shit cold. If I were a colour, I'd be RED RED RED OMG I LOVE RED. If I were an emotion, I'd be Indignation 'cause I'm always mad at the confusing bad luck I always have. If I were a fruit, I'd be a Kiwi Fruit 'cause they are fucking delicious. If I were an element, I'd be fire 'cause fire is like a virus. If I were a place, I'd be Austin 'cause its my favourite city followed closely by Toronto and Brisbane If I were a taste, I'd be delicious. Just ask @ashiemashie ;) If I were a scent, I'd be this brand of perfume. If I were an object, I'd be a lightsaber. If I were a body part, I'd be a pair of tits. Why? Why the fuck not? If I were a song, I'd be an anthem or a ballad. Anything that makes people really feel. If I were a pair of shoes, I'd have no laces 'cause aint nobody got time for dat. If I were a land animal, I'd be a Spitfire just 'cause its my "go to" animal when I want to freak out the 'Mericans :P If I were a bird, I'd be a hot one with a nice ass and tits ;) cwatididthar If I were a polished metal, I'd be Adamantium bitches.
Secondly I have made a list of all those interested in playing some games and gettin achievements. Now its just a matter of time til i contact ya's and start boosting :D I am however gettin distracted by single player games a lot tho :P
and Thirdly I hope everyone is having a fucking mad time at RTO. I so wish I coulda made it, but alas being 15,000kms away makes that difficult. So I hope to see most of you at RTX!
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