My Humility Is Comedy 1 (Part 2)
In order to try and regain some of the class that had been lost in our meal, our Mum kindly offered everybody dessert in addition to our meal (a luxury we do not usually experience). I figured, "Hey, now is a good time to make yourself look more suave. Maybe it'll be ice cream. If you eat small spoonfuls and make some sophisticated jokes, you could come out of this looking like a well mannered human being instead of, well... You". The only problem was that it wasn't ice cream we were having for dessert. It wasn't yoghurt, chocolate, sweets or biscuits (candy or cookies if you were confused by Ye Olde Englishe Terms).
It was a cream egg.
For those of you who don't ...