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25 year-old male from Olathe, KS
When you look into my eyes are they blue or are they black, only the few can comprehend and understand the difference between good and evil, but all macinations of life life revolve around two constants un which we all follow, action reaction and illusion obscure reality. say hello to the bad guy, and point your finger at him and laugh for the judgement is never upon you. say goodnight, because you are self-proclaimed. | Latest Post | |
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Check this Sick
the longest sickest joke I ever heard
the Aristocrats (south park version)
Cartman- So do you guys want to here a joke my grandpa told me?
Kyle- No
Cartman- ok, so this family walks into a talent agency. It's a mother, a father, a son, and daughter and a little baby. The father says to the talent agent "sir our family has an amazing act, we know you would let us preform it for you you would want to sign us." and the talent agent says "sorry we don't allow family acts it's to cutesy." but the mother says "please sir if you just giv us 2 minutes we know you would like our act." so the talent agent says "alright you got 2 minutes."
so the family jumps right into it, the mother smiles and points to the son to push play on the boom box. thrilling circus music starts to play as the father bends his daughter around bends her over and lifts her skirt while licking her asshole.
Kyle- WHAT!
Cartman- then the son lays down on the floor and opens his mouth and the mother tares off tare away pants and squats down over his face and starts shiting all over him.
Kyle- DUDE!
Cartman- hold-on hold-on. the father grabs the baby and takes off his diaper and starts sucking his cock right. while the son still with his mother shit in mouth goes over and licks the baby's tiny little balls
Kyle- dude.
Cartman- hold-on kyle. now the mother lays down on her back while the daughter gets up high on a chair and starts pissing all over. then the father and son take the baby and stuff it head first back in the mothers vagina while the daughters piss rains down on all of them.
Kyle- dude just stop
Cartman- they get the- th-hold on kyle, they get the baby half way in just his legs are sticking out kicking and flayling around the son takes the mothers shit out of his mouth and starts rubbing it all over everyone while the father sticks his cock back in the baby's asshole and fucks it while still in the mother untel he cums all over the baby, the wife, the son, and the daughter.
Kyle- ca-cartman I don't want to he-
Cartman- KYLE! will you hold on please! Then the father gets up and says now for our impersinations of the victims of 9/11. and now the family starts running around the room screaming and laughing with there dicks and titties all flapping around covered with shit pissy cum going "aaaaah aaaah the buildings coming down heeeelp!" and finally the family runs back into the middle of the room and goes "TADAAAAA!" and the talent agent just sits there for the longest time and finally he says "Jesus that was a hell of an act what do you call it" and the father says "The Aristocrats".....................he he
Kyle- .....I don't get it.
Cartman- neither do I
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| Awards | | | | The Goods | | | Name |
Adred | | Occupation |
warehouse worker | | Birthday |
July 1st, 1986 | | Interests |
No there is no sound!
When the tree falls it produces a series of pressure waves in the surrounding air. The ear drum converts these waves into a mechanical signal which is transmitted by 3 small bones to the fluid filled cochlea - the spiral bony canal of the inner ear. Hair cells of the cochlea are the actual receptors. Each is tuned to a particular frequency of the fluid waves. Hair cell vibrations are converted [transduced] to electrical impulses and transmitted along the auditory nerve to the auditory cortex where intensity and frequency of the vibrations are mapped. Neither pressure waves physical movements of body parts [bones hair] nor electrical signals are sound. What we call sound exists only in the mind of the perceiver. | | ADRED_019'S... | | | Music |
Trance R&B rap and basiclally andything with a good keyboard. | | Movies |
Clockwork orange Kids Halfbaked Seven Ocean's Eleven Predator Vs. Alien Fight Club and Dogma | | TV Shows |
Adult Swim with family guy Futurama and Case Closed I don't watch a lot of TV so I get whats left at night |
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