22 year-old female from Canada Cheese doesn't scream. Ever. Which is maybe why most of it tastes so gross. All that screaming just builds up inside, and it won't release the pain, so it develops a foul taste. Vegetables scream constantly. Fruit whimpers. But stupid cheese. It's too quiet. Except in your mouth. Then it's foul and nasty. And not just in speaking. It tries to convince you to do things that you know you don't want to. Like throw shiny things. Who would ever do that? And then the carrot decides to sing. Always singing. Strange carrots. You'd think it'd shut up, but no. Not even in your stomach. Not that they're good singers.
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