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funny rabbi
I found this joke and it cracked me up. You go rabbi!

A priest and a rabbi accidentally crashed into each other so badly that both of their cars became completely destroyed. When they managed to crawl out of the wrecks the rabbi thought they should celebrate their survival with a bottle of wine that, like a sign from God, hade survived the car crash too.

He gave the priest the bottle and the priest took some deep gulps. When it was the rabbi’s turn, he immediately put the cork back on.

“Arenât you going to take some?” the priest asked with a puzzled voice.

“No,❠said the rabbi. “I think I’ll wait until the police arrives.â€
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