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28 year-old male from Lowry Park Zoo, 3rd cage from the back
Here's my motto to live by:

"Laugh until you shit your pants."

My laundry bill sucks, though.





Also, NBC can go fuck itself with a barb-wire dildo.
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ApeBoy
Wow
I just sneezed, popped my eardrums, and farted at the same time.

If I had been rubbing one out and timed the finish, I think I would've entered a higher state of consciousness.
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