Chapter 9
Sarge sets out on an important mission.
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8 months ago
Aqua113 Sponsor
Funny and not surprising that Grif and Simmons would face a firing squad. The same thing might have happened to Caboose.

This is the second time Sarge has saved Grif's life. How can the man live with himself knowing he's responsible for Grif's continued existence?
1 year ago
RMSpear Sponsor
Nothing better than marathoning the entire series over again.
1 year ago
"did you have a stroke?" XD
1 year ago
Sargent Grif
1 year ago
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1 year ago
Artanus Sponsor
Never realized that it was Ben King until I listened tot the Season 6 Commentary
1 year ago
anyone else see the meta sign at 3:43
2 years ago
I just realized that it was the Meta that sent the message to Sarge. It makes so much sense now! All this time I thought it was actually command that sent that message for Sarge to stop the Blues, but it was the Meat that sent it so the Blues would get killed!!

I feel dumb now -.-
2 years ago
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@CharlesLaw, @DumbShisno. It's Ben King. He's from Nottingham, England. (I may or may not know that because I clicked on the credits tab...unlikely though. :P)
2 years ago

It's definitely someone English. I'm thinking yes.
2 years ago
SciFiMummy Sponsor
I missed Griff.
2 years ago
is just me or does the command 1 chick sound like ellen degenrous
2 years ago
What happend to donut
2 years ago
lol is that gavin as the red leader doing an American accent?!
2 years ago
Finalrush Sponsor
Wait sarge you forgot your luggage!!!
2 years ago
In Spanish: "Yes, you should go on your fake mission right away..." "I pack it every single morning in hopes that you will decide to leave."

Lopez is hilarious. He's a real live: Magic Robot

In Spanish: "Just like I did for {FILE DELETED} AND {FILE DELETED}.

Lopez makes me want to practice my foreigner languages harder just so I can insult my co-workers and they won't even know it.

"Are we dead?" - Simmons

"Well if we are Hell looks just like the Army." - Griff
Welcome to the real world.
2 years ago  |  + 1 Funny
Sgt. Grif. Laziest sarge around. Perfect.
2 years ago
Simmons: "SARGE?!"
Grif: "Yeah what?"
3 years ago
Was that Ben?
3 years ago
META symbol on the pillar @ 3:43??
3 years ago  |  + 2 Cool
I almost feel bad at how little people pay attention to Lopez.
3 years ago
3 years ago
Griff, a sergeant!!?? What is this madness!
3 years ago
Insubordination?!? HI-YA!!
3 years ago  |  + 1 Zing!
is lopez a A.I.???
3 years ago  |  - 8 Noob
5:49 HAHAHA how he smacks the guy
3 years ago
FoxboyPrower needs2work
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3 years ago  |  + 2 Ditto
Randomcurry Sponsor
What the hell happend to Donut???
3 years ago
Shouldn't Griff have said Sarge wasn't MENTALLY capable of understanding??? Not PHYSICALLY???
3 years ago  |  + 1 Lame
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