Dear Dirty Dicked and Slimy Vaged Internet Users:
The internets is only used to two things: Defrauding people of money and picking up underage ass. Oh shut up, they have way more experience than you know about.
You people need to get the fuck out of your room and go trolling for ass IRL. That way you can see if her ass is ten times bigger than her fucking head like they tend to hide in their pictures. Plus you can follow them to their car and get their license plate if they are playing hard to get. Then all you have to do is bribe someone at the Motor Vehicle Department for their info and show up at their home with a giant greasy erection just hanging out. Trust me, they love it!
So get off the internet, go find a sweet young or old thing and convince it to swallow your children several times a day. Then report back to me. The best story of seduction through effort or knock out drugs will win 1 mod point. But in return for that one mod point I will need 3 mod points from you. See my friend is the son of the deposed leader of Nigeria and we need to get into the mod bank......