28 year-old male from Wayne, IL
I'm a 22-year-old male from Chicago. (no, not downtown, a suburb) I love movies, books, video games (see below). Right now my sports are triathlons, broomball, and rock-climbing. I studied chemistry at Miami of Ohio. I'm applying to dental school in May. Anything else you want to know about me, just ask.
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Tucker Max
I don't know how or why I haven't heard of this guy until my alcohol soaked liver and I took a trip to the kentucky derby last weekend, but it means one of three things:
1) You knew about it and did not tell me, which makes you an asshole.
2) You did not know about this, which means your friends that did know are assholes.
3) You aren't really my friend at all, but for some reason you are reading this, which doesn't really mean anything.
In any case, if you are a friend of mine then I know that you will enjoy this as much as I do.
Tucker Max
As for the derby, mint julips rock, i didn't bet, drank for 13 hours straight, didn't se a single horse, didn't eat a single chip, disappeared several times, convinced a guy to go to the hospital, found a chair, laughed a lot, asked random people for pot so two random girls would flash me, told two random girls they were bitches for not flashing me, ruined two bitches chances at getting pot, saw the queen's vehicle but not sure which one it was, and I'm sure much more too.
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