matt Cast & Crew

Beep... beep... beep...

Somewhere in this office a smoke detector is beeping. When I find it, I do not have a replacement battery.

But I do have a hammer.
1 year ago  |  Comments (190)  |  + 735 Funny
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goosechecka Sponsor
Problem solving Grifball style.
1 year ago  |  + 49 Funny
That's the contingency plan hurah
#3  Posted 1 year ago
shot gun to the face would be sarge style
#4  Posted 1 year ago
Paul ocalypse
1 year ago  |  + 45 Funny
You just made my day.
#3  Posted 1 year ago
Imnotdeadyet Sponsor
I hope that is not the hammer he has in his office but if it is, I am pretty sure the fire alarm is not winning the most annoying object contest
#4  Posted 1 year ago
Oddree13 RTXGuardian
This sounds like an RT short rather than a real life problem
1 year ago  |  + 25 Ditto
thats what i thought it was when i saw it on facebook
#1  Posted 1 year ago
senseiseth
Now that smoke detector just got Sarged.
1 year ago  |  + 22 Funny
chadstat33
Where's my shotgun? - Matt
1 year ago  |  + 17 Funny
HickSoldier Sponsor
I said SHOTGUN
1 year ago  |  + 15 Funny
HickSoldier Sponsor
Nice
#2  Posted 1 year ago
NODCOMMAND Sponsor
SRSLY!!! I personally edited a Y U NO meme and uploaded to my default specifically for these moments
What's a guy gotta do for some positive karma DD:
#3  Posted 1 year ago
Sean Sponsor
Bomb armed.
1 year ago  |  + 14 Funny
Carmi88
Kill it with fire!
1 year ago  |  + 12 Funny
Newbs RT MN 2013
STOP

Hammer Time!
1 year ago  |  + 9 Funny
Wisconsam
Stop! Hammer Time!
1 year ago  |  + 8 Funny
vhinfy That one guy
sounds like fun
1 year ago  |  + 6 Ditto
Guns_for_Red MCM RVBUK
Hammer time! Can't find it! Errr er er er tsk er er tsk er er Can't find it!
#1  Posted 1 year ago
@Guns_for_Red

There are there are k's and one set too many 'er er' s in that... So...

*Errr er er er tss er er Can't find it!

Good try though :)
#2  Posted 1 year ago
lonestarlite 3L
I swear those things have a mind of there own. The beeping seems to jump from one detector to another.
1 year ago  |  + 6 Ditto
SHP
Whenever I take a shower the beeping starts i run out and chuck the thing out the window into oblivion.
#1  Posted 1 year ago
Jaelith
Hammers are great....Sledgehammers are more effective.
1 year ago  |  + 6 Funny
Either one, it will go out with a bang.
BA DUM TISSS
#1  Posted 1 year ago
Cheyza MeatGazer
The 4 lb mini-sledge is the best of both worlds
Smaller than your conventional sledge, yet still has enough ass to get the job done.
:)
#2  Posted 1 year ago
SailorTweek RTX GUARDIAN
My buddy Carly had a beeping alarm situation...she lives in one of those gorgeous old houses in Seattle. When she moved in, there was a beeping smoke detector that she could not find. This went on for 6 days. She told her friends...4 people showed up to try to find the damn thing. It turns out that the smoke detector was inside the ceiling...it was plastered over - with a battery still in - during a remodle. They dug into the ceiling and beat the damn thing to death with sticks and hangers that were plastered over as well.
1 year ago  |  + 6 Funny
psyeneyed
Give it one for me.
1 year ago  |  + 5 Ditto
Bungledotnet
Speaking of getting hammered, we should see if the Blues have any beer around here!
1 year ago  |  + 5 Zing!
RvBjoshy
fuck that bitch up!
1 year ago  |  + 4 Ditto
DarkredK DarkredD14
GET IT MATT!
1 year ago  |  + 4 Funny
U5HER14 WEST
1. Good problem solving.
2. You guys are crazy, is it normal to be working at 8:00 at night.
3. Good Luck!
1 year ago  |  + 4 Funny
uhohadoormat
Maybe you could convince Burnie there's a sandwich trapped inside of it.
1 year ago  |  + 3 Funny
BenjaminMc
Fight it like its a panther!!
1 year ago  |  + 3 Funny
EVApilot_011
Is Brandon cooking?
1 year ago  |  + 3 Funny
canadian2145
and when you do, "Bleep Bloop!" Achievement unlocked. "Do a remedial task that would be much more suited for Brandon."
1 year ago  |  + 3 Funny
SGT629 Pen Smith
Smoke detectors are important safety devices that should be checked often. Unless you ever plan to make toast, then you might as well rip the damn thing off the wall for all the good it'll do you.
1 year ago  |  + 3 Funny
Erkan Take it Easy
Reasoning and superior battle strategy will always lead you to victory, or fuck it just hit with a hammer.
1 year ago  |  + 2 Funny
Thamaturge
Have Brandon put it in the microwave.
1 year ago  |  + 2 Funny
commierulez
hammer solves all problems
1 year ago  |  + 2 Ditto
here is how the hammer solves the math problem: it smashes it to bits, no more problem.
#3  Posted 1 year ago
The hammer can't solve the maths problem, but the shotgun can
#4  Posted 1 year ago
KistyNocturn Gamer Cat
The other day three smoke detectors went off in my house...15 minutes later my father in law was testing them after I had ripped them off the ceiling in order to shut them off and rip out the batteries. I feel for you Matt I really do, now SMASH it with that Hammer you know you want too.
1 year ago  |  + 2 Funny
JCPolarBear Sponsor
2 days later Brandon starts a fire... and Burnie or Matt have to put it out lol
1 year ago  |  + 2 Funny
mbowerman FIT4RTX
Bleep bloop
1 year ago  |  + 2 Funny
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