A Perfect Husband
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club.
A cellular phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
WOMAN: "Hi Honey, it's me . Are you at the club?"
WOMAN: "I'm at the shops now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $2,000.
Is it OK if I buy it?"
MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it
WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Lexus dealership and saw the new models.
I saw one I really liked."
MAN: "How much?"
MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it ...