In the beginningIn the beginning there was darkness, quiet and comforting. The silence was broken by a wailing alarm, and God, unable to see it's source created light that he might smite the noise. The light was blinding and caused God great discomfort and anger. He spied the source of the wailing noise, a small box with numbers of red, and he smote it with fists of fire and grim rage. This being accomplished he removed the light and settled back into his slumber quietly swearing to himself that he would not be alone in this form of agony. Monday was born in this moment. For God so loved his children that he wished us to feel as he felt on that first morning.