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Here is my story about adam the frog....
ok, adam the frog was walking along the street when suddenly camel came out of no where and raped his eyes out of his head. The camel was hung like a horse and adam enjoyed it so much that he shit himself... twice... times 2.... then he was like "OH NOES! i aint gots no eyeballs so then i cant look at my presious neopets or jerk off to camel porn." So then he went to the magical guru of pizza hut and magic and sutff and he was all like "OMFG THIS SHIT IS ALL WIERD CUZ I AINT HAVE MY EYES NO MORE!!!!!" the the guru said "if you can ansrew this question you will have the eyes of a homeless man we raped and murdered. "he continuied "what would win in a fight a shark or a tiger?" then adam was all like "a tiger !" but then the guru or pizza hut and magic sauce unsheefed his sord and cut adams face off. then he glued it on and cut it off again. "RONG ANSREW BITCH TITS" said the guru. then adam was born
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Elliott | | Occupation |
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September 16th, 1991 | | Interests |
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