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26 year-old female from Montana, United States
I am a one-of-a-kind human being, and a celebration of life. -- Ms. D
A witty saying proves nothing. ---Voltaire
Just Let It Flow--Scorpion2077
98% of teenagers does or has tried pot. If you are one of the 2% that hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.
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A Little Better Then You Were Before...
I've been sleeping with ghosts
i've been watching stars
crawling out of the sky
and i've been hoping
i'm close to the space man movies
i call my life
and i've been climbing ladders through time
i've got tunnel vision
but i'm doing fine
and i've been
watching stars coming off of the wall
and maybe if i'm lucky i can catch them
before you fall
and you are not alone
Hello. Hi.
-Question, "Does Age Matter?"
--Answer "Yes."
The reason behind this is the most recent happenings at the job today.
As you know, i lifeguard and a shit pool in this shit town. Seeing as how no one lives here, we get little to no kids to guard, so we just mess around with the 5-6 regular kids we do come everyday.
Today, myself and Kameron decided to screw with a couple of 11 yr old girls which have quite the liking to him. This girl came up to me and decided to tell me that she think that Kameron (head guard) is "hawt." I find this quite intersting seeing as how Kameron is about 5 years older than her.
Skip to this evening. Same girl comes tonight and me and herself, and also her friend get into a fantastic dicussion about wether or not age shoud matter in relationships. Or dating. So this girl who is crushing on Kameron goes up to him and asks him this very question and he says...
No.
Flat out. And we have a good laugh about this for awhile, then i tell him to play along in this little 11 year old's world and tell him "Age doesn't matter as long as you love eachother."
---Lovin it.
-Question "What happens when you drink the pool wateR?"
--Answer "You get a bladder infection."
Well, that's my made up theory. Quite frankly, i find drink the pool water absolutly disgusting so i decised to make up a greusome way to keep kids from doing it. Telling them that kids pee, poop, puke in the same water that they are swimming in doesn't seem to work. So, "stop drinking the water!" "I'm not!" " I just saw you do it, do you want to know what happens when you drink that? You get a bladder infection and pee blood for a month!" "Yeah, right" "Seriously, you'll get an infection and then the doctor will have to remove you bladder and you'll die because you can't poop anymore!" "Really?!"
---PWNED
Seriously, public pool water isn't good and it tastes weird.
Make yourself necessary to somebody. Do not make life hard to any.
Ralph Waldo Emerson (1803 - 1882)
Singing off....
Megan...////Cheese
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Megan | | Occupation |
Student / Job Reject | | Birthday |
August 16th, 1985 | | Interests |
Music Television RvB and writing. | | Gamertag |
| | CHEESEYCHICK'S... | | | Games |
Show 15 More | | Music |
A lot. Everything most anything. You name it i'll listen. | | Movies |
Anything Mel Brooks or Monty Python. | | TV Shows |
Family Guy! and Gilmore Girls. ha. | | Books |
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