Watch out for John Marston from Red Dead Redemption, Laura. If you piss him off or embarrass him because he can't swim, he'll tie you to a train track.
At least Master Chief sinks to the bottom. Marston simply dies by touching the water, and Altair, the worst of them all, slowly and horribly drowns in even the shallowest of water.
How you seen the suit Master Chief has on!? It makes PERFECT sense that he can't swim. Its OK Chief I got your back, it's not your fault you sink like a 2 ton rock.
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