Och aye the nooo! I stumbled into the Red vs Blue live session at E.I.E.F. by accident. I hope you guys make it available here. By the way haggis is a great dish even though it is probably a sausage stuffed inside a set of bagpipes. If you want a really great recipe then take some tinned haggis, tomatoes and black pepper. Mix them all together and cook in an oven or similar. Tinned haggis can be eaten raw so no worries there. Add to this cooked monstrosity some pasta and it's a delicious treat. Another Scottish delicacy is a mars bar deep fried in batter. In fact anything deep fried in batter is a traditional Scottish dish. Believe me, anything animal, vegetable or mineral has stumbled into the boiling oils at one time or another. It's a bit like that episode of Beavis and Butthead when they throw some insects in the chip frier. Do you want fries with those fries, Jimmy?
i am scottish and 1) all kilts are the same size 2)all kilts are tartan 3)kilts are actually only worn at wedings, christenings, funerals and new years. 4)secretly the real reason we all wear kilts is to hide the knives we strap to our thighs.