"But if I had a knife, forgeddaboutit." Why whould he stab himself in the balls before the dogs could go at him or what. Cuz if he's a part of the "we" with technology, then im a part of the "we" with coordination.
Jeez, the one night I go out and get completely drunk and I happen to incoherently talk to the RT guys, and they make fun of it. But seriously, in NY people are crazy enough, but when you add alcohol you get something very volatile.
I've been told I'm a relatively loud drunk. But I'm still generally rational and almost coherent most of the time.
Some of the most entertaining conversations I've had have been with drunk people, though.
I was drinking with a few friends of mine at their apartment, and one guy -- John, I think was his name -- tried to get up from his previously comfortable sitting position on the floor to stagger off to the bathroom. For obvious reasons. Jess, one of the two females among us, noticed him wobbling visibly back and forth. To avoid having him crash into something more expensive than he was, she helpfully suggested the following: "John, use the wall. The wall is your friend." At which poing John collapses almost headfirst into the wall, and mumbles "Hello, friend..."
I still laugh when I remember that. It was one of those you-had-to-be-there things. But it was still funny as fuck.
You know, I think drunks are actually blessings in disguise. In Team America, that's where the main character got his long speech, there's drunken boxing, a style that normally pwns over any other style, and in Super Troopers, they found the answers to their problems when they all became drunks, so I say, listen to what a drunk has to say next time, it may be the most valuable information you will ever receive!