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5 years ago (6/02/06)
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24 year-old male from the armpit of Cali
I'm a wonderful person with a charming, witty personality and stunning good looks. Many of the womens here will testify to this. I am blunt and if you annoy me I will be quite the asshole, since it's the internet and I can get away with it. I'm very reserved in person, but expect the opposite here. If you read this, you have no life and need to find some hobbies. Stop fucking reading. Asshole.
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Me: Not as much as one of my brothers. Fuck, the guy totally cock blocks me then he asks me to be his wingman for the girl, later asking me if I can back off. Fuck that shit. I was talking to her first, it's every man for himself.
Ant: Didn't he see a beautifull mind!?
Me: I plan to call her tomorrow, so that should settle that.
Ant: Let me know how it turnes out
Me: I called her. We want to hang out this weekend. She's not only my major I found out, but wants to be in human resources. So she's cute, smart, and we want to do the same thing.
Ant: Turn on that charm. Save yelling "Crab Battle" durring sex for later.
Me: How about if I eat her out and say WAKKA WAKKA
Ant: third date minimum
Me: Can I at least make a joke about my Solid Snake hiding in her bushes?
Ant: Second date, so technically yes
Me: I once made a Judge Dredd joke to a girl in bed. She said she wanted be a DA and I asked if she meant like CSI Miami or Judge Dredd "I AM THE LAW". She didn't get it. I feel a potentially great moment was wasted.
Ant: it also explains why you are no longer going out with that woman. She didn't deserve your hot dickings
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Ryan | | Occupation |
UPS Bagger | | Birthday |
November 23rd, 1987 | | Interests |
Gaming reading being awesome. Anything involving my Communications major. | | Gamertag |
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Mostly soundtracks of musicals. Chicago The Scarlet Pimpernel and Wicked are my favorites. I also will just hear a random song from almost any genre and then track it down on the Net. I will listen to about anything but I HATE rap and death metal. | | Movies |
Star Wars (the original trilogy) Equilibrium Fight Club Moulin Rouge hot Fuzz and several others. | | TV Shows |
TV sucks. Only things I followed in recent times are Dollhouse and Castle. | | Books |
Too many! Tops are Dune Watchmen V for Vendetta and Ender's Game. |
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