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27 year-old male from No

I'm Craig, I have an obese cat. I'm in my Freshmen Year at WNMU, studying Criminal Justice. Hope to one day be in the ATF. No I won't be your friend.
Whoever said nothing is impossible obviously has'nt tried slamming a revolving door

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LAID OFF, MOVING, GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Unfuckingbelievable.

-Lost my job. Boss was forced to lay off the person with the least time there(me). No longer a rent a cop. I'm unemployed.

-Roomate who has some terminal illness told me today he can't afford both a Appt. and his medicine anymore.
-I figure, "Ok, no problem. Me and my brother, who is my other roomate, can find a nice 2 bd. place for cheap."
-Talk to my brother, HE FOUND A GREAT 2 BD. PLACE!! :D
-"I feel it's time for me to live by myself." .... -_- He tells me.
-After screaming, yelling, cussing, and obscene gestures at him for a few minutes I leave.
-Talk to my mom...She says I can come back in.
-I know my brother felt guilty because when I went back to the appt. He bought me a candy bar -_-
Yeah that makes up for it Dude...Candy Bar...ALL IS BETTER NOW THANKS TO CANDY BAR! >_<

FUCK THE ECONOMY. FUCK GEORGE BUSH FOR SPENDING OUR MONEY. FUCK WOMEN. FUCK MY BOSS. FUCK YOU. FUCK ME. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Name Craig
Occupation Rent-a-cop
Birthday February 4th, 1988
Interests Paintball lifting weights working on cars sports swimming women politics skeet shooting snow boarding rock crawling drag racing.
Music Rap Rock
Movies Lord of The rings Star Wars The Grudge Air Force One Southpark Movie Matrix Thiolgy Napolean Dynamite Shawshank Redemption BloodSport Kickboxer Spiderman X-Men Black Hawk Down Saving private Ryan Tears of the Sun Resident Evil 1 & Apocalypse Minority Report SWAT Dumb & Dumber etc.....
TV Shows Simpsons Futurama Family Guy CSI Sponge Bob Punk'd Fear Factor Boiling Point Cheaters PSP Open Law and Order The Shield COPS Attack of the Show Cheat! Ultimate Fighter Series Ultimate Fighting Championship Myth Busters anything on the Military or History channels Future Weapons Iraq Confidential Paintball Nation...
Books Harry Potter Star Wars The Art of War The Three Kingdoms Knights Cross Mein Kampf Night Dawn Day March to the Sea Halo Series Resident Evil Series Into the Storm Battle Ready any Tom Clancy The Catcher in the Rye To Kill a Mockingbird The Crucible etc....