I had a dream...
That i was hanging out with Kassem G at a hot dog stand in the middle of the night. I then started to punch him for no apparent reason. Weapons of all kind were drawn and a battle ensued. Each of us gained power over certain parts of the world and started to grow vast armies, thus turning it into what was called World War Internet.

The war raged on for what must have been years but with it being a dream and all it only felt like a couple of minutes. The end was me and Kassem standing in the cave atop mount doom from LOTR having an epic Wanted style shoot out with all of the bending of bullets and what not. Suddenly the pedo bear appeared and started to kick the shit out of both of us. Me and ...

I had a dream...
That i was hanging out with Kassem G at a hot dog stand in the middle of the night. I then started to punch him for no apparent reason. Weapons of all kind were drawn and a battle ensued. Each of us gained power over certain parts of the world and started to grow vast armies, thus turning it into what was called World War Internet.

The war raged on for what must have been years but with it being a dream and all it only felt like a couple of minutes. The end was me and Kassem standing in the cave atop mount doom from LOTR having an epic Wanted style shoot out with all of the bending of bullets and what not. Suddenly the pedo bear appeared and started to kick the shit out of both of us. Me and Kassem banded together and after a long battle of shit so crazy my mind could barely keep up, we slew the little pervert. We shook hands, i started to walk away, and Kassem shot me in the back.

I then woke up and had the irrational urge to find him and punch him in the face...preferably at a hotdog stand in the middle of the night.

What is the weirdest dream you've had lately?