Minnesota VikingsWell, the Vikings are in the playoff and got the first round bye after a scary end to the season. Fucking Brad Childress can suck my dick. You know that the offense is going to struggle when, a guy sitting on the couch and chowing down on chips and salsa con queso, is able to call the play just by looking at the formation.Darrell Bevell - "Hey Brad. It's first down. Let's run the ball with Adrian Peterson." Brad Childress - "Yeah, that sounds like a good idea. Send the goal line package in there since he needs all the blockers he can get." Darrell Bevell - "Coach, you do know he's like a 98 overall on Madden 2010." Brad Childress - "He is!?!? Oh well, still send in the goal line formation. The defense might suspect that we're going to run a fade route to Jim Kleinsasser." I'm sure this is an actual conversation that Childress and Bevell had together during one game this season. Childress if a fucking moron and I would like to see him gone at the end of the season. Oh, which brings me to Brett Favre. On one hand, thank you for taking us to the playoffs and making the Vikings a Super Bowl contender. On the other hand, FUCK YOU for making Childress look like a genius, allowing him to get a contract extension. You've been fucking us over for like the past 15 years, and even when you're on our team, you still find a way to fuck us over. So message @ Favre...you've already fucked us over enough for years to come. Just please lead us to a Super Bowl Championship and I might forgive you. Sincerely, Ls2 PS - @ EJ Henderson...yo bro. You're my favorite player. Get well soon. Hope to see you on the field in a purple jersey wearing #56 next season for our first game. I <3 you nohomo. |
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