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Walking past an old guy with his old lady-friends:
Him: "I'm an athiest, but I am blessed."
Lady: "Bless-ED."

What an odd thing to say.

Sitting next to two ladies:
No. 1: "It's very cold today."
No. 2: "Yes, I'm wearing my jacket."
No. 1: "I think it will snow tonight."
No. 2: "Yes, I think you might be right."

Okay that one doesn't seem odd...but it's snowed here twice in my 22 years. And it's MAY. Old people say odd things.
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