19 year-old male from Fucking Never Ever Land Hey, I'm dumass17. Why does my username suggest a lack of intelligence? Thats a good question. Lets just say it stuck. Also it's my gamertag. In real life, my friends call me Chris. How do you become one of my friends? That's easy. Click the button that says "add friend". Don't be shy. I had trouble finding my way around when I first signed up too. Some people are just faster learners. Why is my tone patronising and sarcastic? Also a solid question. You are one of the inernet now, feed on the anger, you chew it up and regurgitate it onto people's dead children. Sarcasm is the only weapon worth weilding.