The Worst Halloween Ever - #5

Always Open: The Worst Halloween Ever - #5

Join Barbara Dunkelman, Mica Burton, Ashley Jenkins, and Max Kruemcke for an extra spooky Halloween Edition of Always Open! This week, we talk about our worst halloweens, costume contests, and BLOOD!


This episode is sponsored by DIFF Eyewear (http://bit.ly/2eHistJ)

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  • LFYomisma FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    DJ Period 4tw!

  • joules FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    When you are sexually aroused, your period stops until you are no longer aroused.  So, it should slow down flow too.

  • sexiwelshboi FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    Halloween is pretty big for clubbing in the UK.

  • SublimelyGreen

    2 months ago

    DJ on the Period featuring Pussy on the Chainwax!

  • SublimelyGreen

    2 months ago

    As much as I like Margot Robbie, I think (Goddammit!) Barb could do a better job of portraying Harley Quinn.

  • Helspawn117 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    I don't want to seem crass, and I pretty much never have this problem because I'm genuinely a gentleman, but Mica's cleavage stole way too much of my attention.


    I'm trying to listen, woman, and you're making it hard.

    • SirNickels FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Nick Hope

      2 months ago

      she looks delicious. 

  • LisaBass

    2 months ago

    This is awesome! First time watching this podcast

  • Blackhills

    2 months ago

    Not really closing their eyes, it rolls back into their head when they go in for the bite

  • ArchangelGod

    2 months ago

    lol Mica is my new favorite... she's right though when the red river is flowing take the dirt road instead HAHA

  • SublimelyGreen

    2 months ago

    A naked Barb?  Christmas came early this year!

  • idiocity FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    what are those Jack'o'lanterns doing?

  • SarahWithStars FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold SarahWithStars

    2 months ago

    North America didn't exist in medieval times so can celebrate Halloween.


     everywhere else (esp europe) is still trying to forget about all the witches they've killed, burnt, drowned, stored with aggressive ducks and also the number of female healers they have killed under pretense of being witches xx

    • joules FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      2 months ago

      Salem Witch Trials.

    • Helspawn117 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      2 months ago

      @joules


      Um... The Salem Witch Trials are an American thing. Salem, Massachusetts, USA (Zip Code: 01971).


      Soooo, not really a European thing. 

    • joules FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      2 months ago

      @Helspawn117

      My point was that Americans also participated in witch burning, and while it was a different time period, it still happened and does not support the excuse that America can celebrate Halloween because they never killed witches.

    • SarahWithStars FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold SarahWithStars

      2 months ago

      All those European people who went to America (150-200 years after most of the witch hunting in Europe) had left their history& heritage behind them. apart from a few rogue pilgrims who brought that custom with them....


      Americans can big up Halloween coz they aren't so guilty as a mass population who renounced their association with Europe to occupy new lands.

      That was what I meant ,  loves.


      Salem is one place. an unfortunate anomaly. 



      And all of this had nothing to do with my reasons for turning out all the lights and ignoring the doorbell...and eating my own chocolate myself!

  • SarahWithStars FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold SarahWithStars

    2 months ago

    Haha 'we bumped into kyle'

    Ashley: that's a night ruined!!

    Hehehe


    Love you kyle!!

  • Duncasaur

    2 months ago

    Grade 8 on '08? Holy fuck Mica and I are the same age!

  • Duncasaur

    2 months ago

    HOLY FUCK THOSE THREE PUMPKINS AT THE BOTTOM ARE SPEAKING

  • JakeFisher FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    I wish the title of the episode was "I'm sorry buttholes are fun."

  • JordanBerg FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    There is a bit of trick or treating in Australia, or at least Perth anyway. It's gotten bigger over the last few years.

  • Angus.Harding FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    In London, there is Halloween but it is mostly just young children doing trick or treating

    • SarahWithStars FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold SarahWithStars

      2 months ago

      And a hell of a lot of people saying

      "For fucks sake! We are NOT in America so Go Home!"

  • FiachraB FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Courier 6

    2 months ago

    Go to Ireland, we do Halloween here, it's originally an Irish holiday!

  • MichaelAdamB FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    Anyone else have Stephen Lynch's Down to the Old Pub Instead playing in their head during this?

  • KILLLIONAR399

    2 months ago

    HE JUST WAVED IM LAUGIN SO HARD RN

  • thawny FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Thawny

    2 months ago

    Always Open keeping up with the tradition of no straight guys allowed.

    • TheSkaroKid FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      2 months ago

      Never knew Chris was gay...

    • BulletBill96 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      2 months ago

      Or Blaine

    • Franiel FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      2 months ago

      Or Nick Rutherford

  • TFolls FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

  • SellsBells FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    DAMN BARBARA LOOKS GOOD!! Like is that Barb or did Harley Quinn just wiggle her way into RT??? 20/10 Barbara you look straight up like Suicide Squad Harley Quinn, nice job! 

  • DAE97 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold President of the Moon

    2 months ago

    Ashley needs to put on some glasses. then she would be wearing a Larry costume

  • ytrahne FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Guardian x6

    2 months ago

    "Wake up on the flag of Japan."


    Mica, I love you dear woman.  lol

  • MartyGras2

    2 months ago

    Barbara really pulls off the Harley Quinn look.

    That work on the pumpkins is neat.

    Ashley, you don't look your age. You look great. 

    Ashley is right, I know I don't care if she is or isn't.

  • DrumBoxyThng FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    Gus has totally infected Barbara with that pronunciation of "won".

    Wawn

    • FiachraB FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Courier 6

      2 months ago

      Juan.

    • Geovell FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      2 months ago

      She's a Canadia Man. That wot they do.

    • DrumBoxyThng FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      2 months ago

      @Geovell I'm Canadian. No one says it like that haha.

    • Geovell FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      2 months ago

      @DrumBoxyThng Take it up with her, she says otherwise. Fight!

  • syddthesloth FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    This is probably the cutest Max has ever looked in his whole life. He's so adorable I can hardly stand it  elyse

  • moosecharmer FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    This is my favorite RT show right now. Barb does such a good job picking topics and setting the tone for the conversations, and I love that we get to see these funny personal stories from the lesser-known RT staff. 


    ETA: How is "DJ on the Period" not the episode title???

  • Storm_Knight FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Possibility Wars Vet

    2 months ago

    I believe nurse sharks sleep.  However, great white sharks never do.

    And kudos for making a shark fact a sexual innuendo.  I lost it. XD

  • FreelancerNorth FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    So Ashley dressed as Wilfred?

    • DrumBoxyThng FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      2 months ago

      "Close to Wilfred" apparently.

      It's exactly Wilfred hahaha

  • sontag FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    Shout out to the amazing pumpkins you can only see on the wide

    • matthewkhutton FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold jollymatth

      2 months ago

      Yeah those pumpkins were awesome!

  • SamuelF FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    its possible for balls to do that....sometimes the cold increases that chance 

  • MissVengeance FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    Awesome costumes! Loved this ep
    also we do celebrate halloween In Australia, there is trick or treating, only it's generally in suburban areas and little kids do it. Once you're an adult, yeh you need to go to clubs or throw your own party to celebrate Halloween

    • DeadShotGaming2015 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      2 months ago

      yep definitely in suburban areas, I'm taking my daughter trick or treating for the first time this year, she's going as the Batman Cartoons Harley Quinn. She just turned 7 on the 15th and can't wait to dress up and go to her first Halloween Party lol

  • ArcticHris FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    i wonder if Ashley watched that FX show Wilfred, because thats the exact outfit/nose paint

  • sodapopkid FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    near the end of the video you can see max is just sweating so much.


    the things you learn about people in these podcasts, looking at you Mica.

  • indiaanlane FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    At first i wanted to say that Barb was the best but MAX WAS the BEST. That was so awesome ^^

  • Duskheart42 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    Here's my advice for period sex (I had to deal with this minorly when my girlfriend started her Depo shot, which can cause some long term spotting)

    If you don't want to do shower sex, just put down towels, make sure pubes are trimmed (since cleaning blood out of pubes sucks as we all know) and wear a condom. Beyond that, just clean up afterwards, and you're fine.  It doesn't get too bad really.

  • NattiKarlo FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold A Hollow Tree

    2 months ago

    I think the Joker is a piece of shit a jerk, but I still was Joker last year cuz he fucking looks cool and I'm pale so I didn't need face paint.

    So rock Harley Quinn all yall want. :D

  • IanMacIntyre FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    Yea Rooster Teeth ada are basically the only google ads I see so they're not super helpful.

  • AllPurposNrd FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    Re: Shrinkage


    The testes don't get sucked back into the body. The vas deferens passes through a muscle wall that the nuts themselves can't breach unless precisely propelled by a knee or a fence or something. When you get cold, it's just the scrote contracting, the boys don't move back in.


    Re: Period Sex


    Dude's in the Air Force and nobody made a joke about flyboy earning his redwings?

  • Icky427 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Icky

    2 months ago

    I laughed WAY too hard at "exit only"

  • Bford64 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    Thank you all for the Spaceballs reference!  That made me very happy!

  • BayleeBrown FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    I live about an hour outside of Montreal... Wearing fishnets and shorts for a costume... I feel the pain of showgirl, but I also actually made an effort in my costume.

  • strawberryjamjam FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    i think this is the best episode so far! it was really great!! :D

  • GMorro FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    DJ Bloodspatter?

  • fatalfall11 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    I had that experience of google ads following me but oddly enough it was for the car I bought. Also my worst Halloween was when my childhood friend started swinging his pillow sack full of candy around and it hit me in the face giving me a bloody nose

  • UnrealX FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    Hey Barb, what's the name of the bar in Montreal where you got ripped off the costume contest? I live in Montreal and could go burn the place down if you want.. or just put some "Zelda should have won the iPad" flyers all over the place.. or both..  wink

  • whatdajay FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold True King in the North

    2 months ago

    Those talking pumpkins are freaking me the hell out, dude.