Still Open #6

Always Open: Still Open #6

We’re still open for you, FIRST members! Join us for this episode of Still Open, where Barbara Dunkelman, Ashley Jenkins, Miles Luna and Mariel Salcedo discuss their worst toilet stories.

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  • RachelRules FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold BurnieLvr9000

    3 weeks ago

    I'm so glad I have a first membership to listen to a bunch of poop stories, lmao. So gross! 


    Just kidding, I don't give a crap.

  • ToastyToast77 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

  • PasvSmkng FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 months ago

    three points!

  • demonseaweed FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Mad Princess Hannah

    3 months ago

    So I have a story from last night that is kinda the opposite of Miles's story. So I'm having stomach issues and at 1 am Ieaked diarrhea on myself, so I go to the bathroom to change my underwear and just let all the diarrhea out. And as I'm letting it all out, I start throwing up on the floor. I grab the trashcan so I can stop throwing up on the floor, but we really need to put a bag in that trashcan. Maybe I went diarrhea so hard I threw up.

  • thekiralee FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 months ago

    About four years ago I was living with my boyfriend at the time. He got gastro one week and was incredibly sick. He threw up in our bed when we were sleeping all over my back and then got me to clean it up because he was too sick. Then later, while throwing up over the toilet, he also crapped his pants kinda like Miles in the form of explosive diarrhea. I felt sorry for him cause he seemed a bit embarrassed when he told me about it, but the sympathy disappeared pretty fast when he informed me he'd left it in there along with his dirty underwear for me to clean up as well even though he was feeling better at that point.

    ...our relationship didn't go very far.

  • Iftekhar_Uddin FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Downthehollow

    3 months ago

    I feel special for getting period chunks #FirstChunks

  • MonkeyBrad91 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 months ago

    This post show was absolutely full of shit.

  • Tenaciouscow FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Lion!!

    3 months ago

    it was because of the post show that i had to get an rt subscription and now all this content I've been missing out. i feel so far behind. so many things to watch. vacation set

  • enigma85 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold That RDDT member from NY

    3 months ago

    Love the show, but I still think we need a Team RWBY episode ^_~

  • Anacreaa FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 months ago

    Went out for birthday dinner with my family. While waiting on coffee, my mom goes to the washroom and is gone for a good 5 minutes. Once she comes back out, she talks to our waitress in a really hushed tone and I'm kind of concerned. Long story short, she went into a stall and found a shit the size of a football. She couldn't get it to flush so she mentioned it to the waitress. Upon hearing this, the waitress goes in with a plunger, and then comes out and goes in with three or four other waitresses. They all come out and they look absolutely mortified. She then goes in with kitchen staff and a few bags. The kitchen staff comes out and one of them actually goes "dear god." A few minutes later, our poor waitress comes out with a grocery bag inside of a large ziplock and I realize my mom was not kidding, it was actually the size of a football. We tipped the poor waitress 50%.

  • Icenrose FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 months ago

    While I've never shit myself, I once made the mistake of taking expired muscle relaxers because I had tweaked my back.  They were a little over two years past their expiration date, but I didn't think to check just how old they were until after I started not feeling well.


    Over the course of an hour I got so nauseous and so goddamn dizzy that I had to start throwing up into the bathtub/shower because the toilet was too small a target for me to reliably hit. 


    The dizziness finally started to ebb around two in the morning, and in the morning my roommate returned from his girlfriend's place to find me passed out, slumped over the side of the tub like it's a piece of driftwood in the middle of this sea of vomit.


    Don't take expired meds, kids.

  • Decrozi FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Anime fan

    3 months ago

  • ShadowBall3r FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold BigDaddyDeadpoo1

    3 months ago

    When I was like 8 or 9 a turd fell out of my butthole in the shower once and I spent like 2 minutes getting up the nerve to pick up my own turd and toss it in the toilet.

  • NotchThePug FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 months ago

    I love how they're more shocked that Miles didn't know what a .rar file is than that Betheny didn't know the difference between a monitor and a computer

  • MFJoker FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 months ago

    What kinda extraterrestrial beings are you that you actually have an opinion about where you go to the bathroom you're humans the people you're with are humans just go to the fucking bathroom that's so goddamn infantile

  • Burning_Zero FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Gunpla is Freedom!

    3 months ago

    Did Miles take travel insurance to cover his illness.

  • BByamete FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Bukkake

    3 months ago

    Man, it's great to be a FIRST member.

  • Dirigible_Plums FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Sarah with an H

    3 months ago

    Just in case anyone had an urge to watch Miles' poopy RTAA again like I did, here it is


  • Soots FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 months ago

    I had to "go" while watching this episode and this conversation didn't help xD hilarious conversation and timing though

  • OsgoodUSNC FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 months ago

    you know, great episode but.. i really regret waiting till dinner to watch this one

  • nordicgrrl FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 months ago

    drunk Ashley is so awesome! whiskey

  • ams0510 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 months ago

    On the topic of satisfying shits, when I was in high school I took a huge shit and then afterwards asked my sister, "You know that satisfying feeling after you take a huge shit? Do you think having a baby is like that?" She said no :-(

  • MKMatty FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 months ago

    Miles is a damn treasure! Also, if we could get more of this cast on Always Open I'd be stoked.

  • CloakaDagger FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 months ago

    Ashley is the only sane person on this post-show.

  • ShogunShin FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 months ago

    WAIT!!! WHAT WAS MILE'S WAITING IN TRAFFIC STORY!?!?!?!?!?!

  • Kalranya FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 months ago

    Well, that was classy. 

  • Ryokugan FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold 俺はのんびりやるために生まれてきた。

    3 months ago

    Times like this, I'm glad I'm not one of those people that get's disgusted just from hearing about shit. Just sat here eating while I was watching this.

  • Nanna_Clary FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 months ago

    I didn't have to shit before watching this. Now I do.

  • Sockbum FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 months ago

    When Miles was talking about shower poop guy all i could think about was a waffle stomping story my friend once told me he did in my shower and could not stop frowning. Miles, I hate you for bringing up forbidden memories.


    PS If you don't know what waffle stomping is, don't look it up. It can't be unseen. Just don't do it.

  • ASHxINFLAMES FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 months ago

    Fan Service, Off Topic, Dude Soup,RT PodCast & now Always Open... I could not be happier!!!

  • terran18 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold TerranBlade

    3 months ago

    Its been a few years but the last time i shit my pants, I had the flu, I got the gurgles, just as I got those I went into a coughing frenzy and there was no stopping what come out of me. 

  • moosecharmer FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 months ago

    Ashley is a fucking national treasure.

  • Aferdig7 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 months ago

    The last time I shit myself was when I had an allergic reation to something and was throwing up really hard.

  • Polymemnetic FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 months ago

    Poor Miles, self cockblocking

  • mehyah457 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 months ago

    omg i dont think i could date someone for very long who i couldnt fart in front of

  • B_Dazzy FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 months ago

    I really wanna see Gavin on this show just to see his reactions to conversations like this! Haha

  • kellibean123 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 months ago

    The only time I've ever shit my pants as an adult, I was at work and I'd had "the gurgle" pretty much all day. And you know those moments when you're not sure if you have to shit or fart? Yeah, that happened twice, and neither time did I have to fart. Luckily, I only live about 2 minutes from work so I was able to run home and change, but it was super embarrassing.

  • GnomeyDontYouKnowMe FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Not a garden Gnome

    3 months ago

    I used to work in the dementia ward of an assisted living facility and had to help residents use the bathroom, sometimes after the fact, so I'm pretty much unfazed by anything poop or pee related. I even had to pick shit up off the floor one time. 

  • AnthonyPiwko FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 months ago

    Maybe I haven't watched enough content with Ashley in it, or was just not paying attention to The Patch. These last few weeks with Ashley on podcasts has been great. 

  • ProfEyebrow FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 months ago

    It was at the point when Miles turned to Mariel and said "And that was the culprit" that I realized just how drunk he was. 

  • 4viator FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Wait, what?

    3 months ago

    First members: Subscribe to watch 4 goofballs taking about literal shit!

    (fyi no regrets)

  • kinshoma FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 months ago

    Miles and Ashley vs Barb and Mariel

  • Faroze FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 months ago

    From kinks to shits

    • IanMacIntyre FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      3 months ago

      For some people that's the same thing

  • Icky427 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Icky

    3 months ago

    i cant see myself ending a date (especially if she says she wants to come in!!!!) just becaue i have to take a dump. like, just be real and say "yo i gotta run to the bathroom real quick first". if a girl is turned off by that then god damn princess, welcome to the real world, we all take big smelly dumps.

  • Cilitom FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 months ago

    oh cool i remember watching revolution, cool show

  • Jono_e87 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 months ago

    When I was 17 and working at camp on the Maintenance Crew (manual labor cleaning and the like), there was a morning when we were cleaning the bathrooms and there was a "Nalgene sized" turd in the girls bathroom. I was fascinated and completely horrified at the same time.

  • Psychlop FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Psychlopic

    3 months ago

    I'm with Ashley, I don't give a shit about shitting. Maybe I'll kinda avoid it during the first few dates, but once we're officially a couple I'm not hiding anymore. Everyone shits. Deal with it.

  • suki1136 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 months ago

    I'm totally with Ashley on this one, I don't give a fuck about people smelling my farts and poops lol

  • Maktaur FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 months ago

    I started this while eating chili.....immediate regret

  • DuncanSharp

    3 months ago

    Has anyone taken a device into a bathroom before to watch things? You know, for privacy? Well I did not know that would ever be relevant to the content I was watching; certainly not this relevant.