Baby Burnie & Hitler Honeymoon

Million Dollars, But...: Baby Burnie & Hitler Honeymoon

This week Chris and Aaron from Social Disorder join Burnie. They meet Baby Burnie, go on a series of bad dates with Hitler, and enjoy delicious sponge.

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  • PrincessBowser

    4 months ago

    I would do it! I would date Hitler for a million dollars!!

    -Agent California

  • Trogdor7620 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    If that's Aaron's idea of "mild", I'd hate to see his idea of "terrible"!

  • Dreadnaught64

    1 year ago

    I would do the Hitler thing. It's only for a year, I get to shut him down, and I can watch him die, and I get a million bucks.

  • Keaeth FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    All i could think of with the mini selves was the possibility of doing psychological comparisons based on their upbringing. Who would I be if my nurture was different or does nature overshadow those changes. Absolutely fascinating.... also I kinda feel like a sociopath now

  • RivenDaniel1 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    Oh come on, you could spend a year putting Hitler down! Just absolutely destroy him

    hell, you could conceivably even kill the fuckwad every month, which could be a great stress reliever......... not to mention probably a healthy boost in good karma >.>

  • fredjbarber FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    Cannot stop laughing at Burnie's run

  • krazygoose Goose

    1 year ago

    My question is, do I have to pay for the Hitler dates? Because if not I just got a free monthly meal and can be the worst date possible

  • mellimusic FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Caffeinated

    2 years ago

    "Mein Kumpfany"

  • TiahWinchest FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 years ago

    Okay but just listen...This Hitler was pretty hot...

    • PhirePhoenix FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      2 years ago

      Like seriously though, 12 dates? For a million? Absolutely I'd do it.

  • ZacBlakeley FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 years ago

    For the "miniature you" question. Can you have twins?... Or triplets?

  • Jexjen

    2 years ago

    This was a great episode! I'd like to see Chris and Aaron on episodes in the future. They did a really good job.

  • QuillanJacob FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 years ago

    I am waiting for the Gavin and Geoff episode. They're the hypothetical OG's at RT

  • astralTYRANT FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 years ago

    Yep. My love for this show hasn't gone away yet. Keep 'em coming.

  • Austin0434

    2 years ago

    I have question about the many version of me.

    Would have to go to the hospital?

    Because if not I'll do it

  • Mindjet

    2 years ago

    ...No

    • dunlaw FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 year ago

      Yes...

  • SgtSage FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 years ago

    It's amazing how much I love this show despite the fact I gag every other episode.

  • RazgrizRaptor FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 years ago

    The sponge one made my friend vomit

    • Mindjet

      2 years ago

      Good thing Gavin didn't see it.

      ...He didn't see it, right?

    • MLaPorte FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold RT's Production Designer

      2 years ago

      hilarious, I've done my job then

  • SerjXIHoward FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold ALL HAIL THE MAD KING.

    2 years ago

    Is that Mike Wiebe as Hitler??? lol One of the best million dollars but.. my favorite episode so far lol

  • PhilipH

    2 years ago

    Now I know how Gavin feels every time he is almost throwing up on the podcast.. Geez, the sponge scenes.. I almost lost it.

  • Orgoner

    2 years ago

    Hitler would have been alright. Just lock him up (so he can't do any of the bad stuff), and give him a steady supply of paints.

    Profit!

  • clubbed FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Meh

    2 years ago

    See...for me, the Hitler one would be easy because I'd have one date with Hitler, then eleven more dates with a corpse who used to be Hitler.

    Because I'd be totally ok with shooting him in the right side of his neck and watching him bleed out over a nice pasta fettuccine.

    I'm good with that.

  • Soullstice

    2 years ago

    Isn't Burnie part Jewish? So wouldn't the hitler one be a bit of a problem for him? or is Hitler living out some secrect fantasy he's had to repress for all of those years?

    • The_Lesser_Known_5th_Horseman FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Gentleman

      2 years ago

      Ugh. How creepy would the sex be? "Oh, ja. You dirty schwein!"

    • Soullstice

      2 years ago

      Watch Mein Führer - Die wirklich wahrste Wahrheit über Adolf Hitler and you will see a Hitler sex scene

  • DavidIsles

    2 years ago

    Joel should been made to play Hitler, for a third time.

  • akastarwarskid

    2 years ago

    This has become my new favorite RT series. I want to join.

  • ilexly FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Merc Union Rep

    2 years ago

    Burnie would give birth one time and immediately regret that decision.

  • Sapphiet

    2 years ago

    I would have cursed and glared at Hitler the whole time while asking "What an earth were you thinking?!" I wouldn't have taken the money regardless.

  • WDGamerz

    2 years ago

    Love this series it must last forever!!! :)

  • Franklin413 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold The Alchemist

    2 years ago

    Well I'm Jewish so... I don't think I would take the Hitler one.

  • Smiller

    2 years ago

    I don't think Hitler and I would get along very well. According to Ancestry, I am part European Jewish. So I imagine him telling me "I'll be right back. I need to go powder my nose.", but instead go into the kitchen with a chef outfit on and poison my meal.

    • Sapphiet

      2 years ago

      O.o why not just say you want to powder your nose and leave through the kitchen back door?

  • SweepDaLegJohnny FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 years ago

    Damn, it wont load

  • Cole2999 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 years ago

    Getting 10.12 mb/s with 45 ping and still can't watch the damn video. Hopefully just site traffic.

    • DTSS2 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      2 years ago

      Might be a site-wide issue, tried loading up 3 different videos and the only one that worked was the Hansel and Gretel Short :c

  • Alexnobaka FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 years ago

    Video won't load for me.......dang it.

  • TJRule34 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 years ago

    More like "Season two should be ARYAN very soon" :p

  • heidisapirate FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold FallOutGirl

    2 years ago

    The issue with the Hitler one is that he's SUPER convincing. He had to be - it's how he got power in Germany and wasn't taken down sooner. He'd probably convince you that he's a nice guy and you'd have to remind yourself over and over that he's actually a crazy homicidal killer.

    • maniNstuff

      2 years ago

      God Damn Hitler and his flirting skills ._.

  • DaruTSH FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Eater of Time and Basil

    2 years ago

    Downside for lil' buddy, he'll probably meet an untimely demise sooner.

    (probably through an accident of some kind, like a fall from your shoulder)

  • drNob FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Mr. Dr. Professor Smith

    2 years ago

    how soon?

  • ScottishMark FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 years ago

    This episode hurt me. (I have a sponge phobia)

  • AlthiosGames FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 years ago

    Absolutely love this show :P So funny.

    Also, what's with the weird resolutions?

  • TamNguyen FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 years ago

    man i know those sponges were clean props but i still had to pause the video and gag when chris shoved it in his mouth

  • EnderofGames FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 years ago

    Hitler one seemed easy to me! Only 12 dates over a year? No problemo! Besides, the sponges would kill you, Hitler wouldn't. I mean, maybe he would try, but he wouldn't.

  • headison FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 years ago

    For some reason this is the only site on the internet that makes my shitty internet seem twice as worse than it actually is. Loved this episode though even though I had to wait so long to see even the first question.

  • DavidOC

    2 years ago

    Social Disorder Season 2! Looking forward to it!

  • lukeglover80 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold RT is Great!

    2 years ago

    Chris' question was terrible! :P I'm surprised Burnie said yes.

  • MrFandango

    2 years ago

    I bet Hitler would have been into some incredibly kinky stuff..

  • nopenotchloe FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 years ago

    As a Brit, I would feel like it is my moral duty to make Hitler fall in love with me, and then as he lay there dying, tell him what a sack of shit he is.

    For Queen. For Country.

  • TheDaphee FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 years ago

    I was so happy to see there was another episode out! Aaron's scenario was pretty awesome haha love the little bits you guys do to illustrate every bet. I'm really loving this show, keep up the good work!

  • Kettelino Netflix Enthusiast

    2 years ago

    They didn't force Joel to play Hitler again... :P :D

  • TheYank49 The Yank

    2 years ago

    When is more social disorder!

  • silentlia FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 years ago

    that sponge one was gross..

    I'd do the hitler one, just for curiosity. I doubt he'd be good company, but I'd love to pick his brain a little

  • Danttebay0 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Open for conversation.

    2 years ago

    Joel should have been Hitler again.