Girls vs Ninjas

Million Dollars, But...: Girls vs Ninjas

Join Barbara, Lindsay, and Ashley as they fight ninjas and deal with the perils of always being wet.

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  • DocKlu

    9 months ago

    Wait, did they get the "Ask a Ninja" guy? It totally looks just like him at 1:07.

    • DocKlu

      9 months ago

      Oh, I would totally take that last one, I shave my head smooth. :)

  • LewisRoantr1 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    9 months ago

    I'd do the costume one. XD

  • BrendanMH FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    9 months ago

    Million Dollars, but every time you finish during sex, you heare the woman from every GPS say "You have arrived at (girls name)."

  • Legit-Purpose FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Legit Purpose

    9 months ago

    I hope Ashley kept that David Bowie make up on for that entire day.

    • Legit-Purpose FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Legit Purpose

      9 months ago

      @user-57c7d5a20b5bf YOU ARE A MOTHERFUCKING, COCK SUCKING, SHIT EATING, WHORE HUMPING, DISEASE RIDDEN, BITCH OF A BOT. FUCK YOU TO INFINITI AND INTO THE NEXT UNIVERSE YOU CUNT!

    • Subangelis FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Subangelis Gaming

      4 months ago

      Just found this. Now I want to know what they said. lol

    • Legit-Purpose FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Legit Purpose

      4 months ago

      @Subangelis Let's just say I won and leave it at that. Those were dark times. 

  • JoshAbner13 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold KukkiLover

    9 months ago

    a million dollars but you know how, when, and where the person you think about the most will die.

  • Trogdor7620 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    10 months ago

    OK, how about this?


    Million dollars, but… every time you think about something, be it animate or inanimate, organic or mechanical, for however many seconds you thought about it, up to a minimum of three seconds, you become that object or person for the same number of minutes.


    For example, you think about an Elite from Halo for 4 seconds, for four minutes, your body has changed into that of a Sanghelli.


    Any takers?

    • AutobotRobrony FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      9 months ago

      Oh hell yes!

    • Blackhills

      9 months ago

      That would be an obvious take, but you also said up to a minimum, just saying.

    • Trogdor7620 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      9 months ago

      Yeah, I know, but it was my first time trying this. I knew it'd be bad, but hey, you never know until you try.

    • Not_Qrow_Branwen

      9 months ago

      Totally

  • Mattyice50 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    10 months ago

    So what I got from this episode is that Ashley has got something against Jon. Interesting...

    • Hade33 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      9 months ago

      Everyone hates Jon, that's the reason why On the spot is still going on.

  • nicus9 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    10 months ago

    So I saw the description saying that Barb was in this episode and it involved being constantly wet. Am I the only person that figured Barb was taking that in a completely different sexual direction? lol


    Barb: "I get wet at the drop of a hat."

  • Cryomancer42 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold An Egotistical Scumbag

    10 months ago

    Ninja: nope, too risky.

    Bad News Costume: yes, a thousand times yes.

    Wet Hair: yeah sure why not, I can just wear a towel all the time


  • SpleeSpree FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold I Got Dem Braindawgs

    10 months ago

    poor Jon

  • McNagelpuff FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    10 months ago

    Lindsay is so fucking beautiful i cannot deal

  • MyMangina FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Dropkick Scientist

    10 months ago

    so Dunkinsnack won't mind fighting ninja's to the death, as long as her hair looks good doing it haha. #logic

  • korbitr FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Roller of Ones

    10 months ago

    I knew that there would be no way Ashley wouldn't say, "that's a lotta money" like her fiancé...

  • BTams FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    10 months ago

    Wow, scenario 3 turned into a "Fuck Jon Risinger" party real quick.

  • Mr_LRB

    10 months ago

    As a male with short hair, the wet-hair thing wouldn't seem so bad to me. Worst-case scenario, my pillow gets wet at night, but given enough time, I'd probably get used to it.

  • RubberCrystal

    10 months ago

    Yes Barb
    I would Like to know

  • WilliamJohnO FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    10 months ago

    You guy were super funny. That was awesome.

  • UberSky FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Inexplicable

    10 months ago

    I approve of this video most because of the proud and unabashed Risemongler abuse. Keep it up!

  • NioralNoas FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Nioral Noas

    10 months ago

    I'd totally do the damp hair one, assuming they're only talking about head-hair, I'll just shave it off!

    • Mr_Charles_Casey FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Martial Guitarist

      10 months ago

      dude with that money and a bald head, you could dress like 47 every day. it'd be badass


    • Charblasaur

      10 months ago

      Im going bald anyway so eff yea

  • Polaris589

    10 months ago

    Yeah, fuck Jon Risinger!!!

  • RWBYfanRvB FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    10 months ago

    I would totally go with the ninja thing. But what happens if you spend that money online?

    • Dumbird FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      10 months ago

      The computer would transform into a ninja.

  • MarioToast

    10 months ago

    Ok, the ninja one is definitely among my top five Million Dollars But...segments.

  • inxpitter FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Stray Thoughts

    10 months ago

    Lindsay's face during the ninja scenes are great.

  • meimeihughes FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    10 months ago

    Barb is willing to do a lot... but don't mess with her hair. Actual Yang.

    also leave Jon alone!

  • Michael0612 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    10 months ago

    Loved this episode ladies! Great stuff can't wait for the new podcast Barb

  • AndyZCab FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    10 months ago

    Ashley looks great as David Bowie

  • RachelRules FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold BurnieLvr9000

    10 months ago

    The best part of this was Jon being that guy that gets shit on. RT Memes, lul.

  • Fionntastic FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    10 months ago

    I love it

  • g1DoubleT FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    10 months ago

    Wouldn't do the hair one. I've got a beard like Jack, so I'd be in double trouble.

  • Quartzalcoatl FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Stubble Mold Member

    10 months ago

    Ashley as David Bowie, Barbara with gold eye shadow, and Lindsay with pink/blonde hair

    <3 <3 <3

  • gruesomecola FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    10 months ago

    For Barbara's one I would just move to the beach or somewhere tropical and surf all day.

    • caboose2394 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      10 months ago

      Or you could just shave your head and wear a wig if it stays dry.

  • gem_scheltema FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold RTBox reviews each month

    10 months ago

    "Now THAT'S a katana!"

    • Alexshow FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Time to change a thing..

      10 months ago

      Image result for god dammit barb

    • gem_scheltema FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold RTBox reviews each month

      10 months ago

      not even sorry

  • mskatlyn FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Fluffer

    10 months ago

    Also so like.... Is it ALL your body hair that's wet? Because all your pants would have the most awkward wet mark from your pubes. And you always would need to keep your underarms smooth or you'll always look sweaty. Oh jeez, that sounds terrible.

  • mskatlyn FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Fluffer

    10 months ago

    Laying in bed with wet hair feels so good, though ?? Tbh, I loved that. Although, my hair is never longer than shoulder length at most so... Maybe that's why lol

  • Rook13 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    10 months ago

    Couldn't do it. I keep my head-hair short as hell, but I'm a hairy dude everywhere else. I need my shit to not be soaking wet


  • CautiousGamer FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    10 months ago

    I'm with Barb, I would absolutely not do the wet hair one. Wet hair is so annoying.

    • gruesomecola FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      10 months ago

      Just live on the beach.

  • UnknownShadow23 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    10 months ago

    WHAT DID JON DO?!

    • Rook13 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      10 months ago

      What DIDN'T HE DO!?

  • Hatchling001 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    10 months ago

    So Barbara would fight ninjas in a costume but not with wet hair.

    • Mike_Sico

      10 months ago

      Well she would only be in costume if she paid in pennies.

  • PrincessKing FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold dragonfriend sans slayer

    10 months ago

    the fuck did jon do to ashley

    • Mercenary730 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      10 months ago

      He smelt funny one day


    • clineb788 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      10 months ago

      Have nicer, dryer hair than Ashley.

    • Drksage FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      10 months ago

      Can we appreciate the irony of Mercenary730's statement?

    • Cole2999 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      10 months ago

      @Mercenary730 It's not his fault, he just couldn't tell.

  • Sierra_004

    10 months ago

    Ashley as David Bowie is pretty fantastic

  • BurnedSmackdown FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    10 months ago

    Barbara refusing the hair one almost seemed like Yang talking there lol

  • Flux_Casey FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    10 months ago

    Poor Risemongler.

  • JayDelta FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    10 months ago

    For the wet hair one, could you shave your head and wear a wig or a hat? Is it your natural hair that's always wet, or do you always have wet hair on your head regardless?

  • DrippyWafflr FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    10 months ago

    Ashley rocks the Bowie look.

  • EliAcuna FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    10 months ago

    The faces that Lindsay made were the best!

  • ChibiAcer FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    10 months ago

    I couldn't do the hair one. I totally can't sleep with wet hair...so uncomfortable.

  • LeethalArrow FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Nerdy Actor

    10 months ago

    For the first one, Ashley mentioned that it's when you use the million dollars that was given to you. Now, could I put it all in a bank and only use the interest that comes from it? Or would the interest be affected as well?

    • ElkDAWG FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      10 months ago

      Also, will it be taxed? And because you are paying taxes does the government just become a bunch of ninjas and try to hunt you down?

    • Dumbird FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      10 months ago

      They just send the secret service which are also ninjas for some reason

  • NotFish FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    10 months ago

    Insure your glutes for one million dollars. Then you really will have a million dollars butt.

  • abbystew292 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold is it rtx yet

    10 months ago

    you can't put my three RT lady loves in one video and expect me to survive it

  • inventor121

    10 months ago

    IF your hair were always wet and you could wring it out you effectively have an infinite supply of fresh water on your head. You could save Africa with that power.