Old People Punching

Million Dollars, But...: Old People Punching

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  • Trogdor7620 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    God, if you went through a stick of gum every day, you'd be screaming like crazy!

  • DavidBatterb FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    The tennis ball to the eye was a pretty amazing stunt/effect.  How did they pull that off?  And did they say where they found the old people for the actors?

  • BrandonK FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Funnier in editing.

    1 year ago

    *I got drunk and posted something offensive. Now this comment bares my shame. :(

  • bfett9 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    Question what happens when you get old yourself, do you start hurting yourself?

  • ktgcake FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    i feel like i could tailer my diet around the 100 chews and plan when it happens

  • ChibiAcer FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    I don't think I would take the million in any of these scenarios. Funny acting sequences, though!

  • thefunion FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Gold Stars

    1 year ago

    Chelsea!!!

    • bingomassacre FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 year ago

      My thoughts exactly!

  • booksds FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold The Slightly Upset King

    1 year ago

    Action Burnie was one of the best moments in a MDB episode yet!

  • HAHMan12

    1 year ago

    Take the money for the 100th chew scream. Than drink soylent

  • h0b0monkey FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    I would watch an action series starring Bernie, he plays that well.

    • XanderB100 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 year ago

      he should be in some kind of film. I'm thinking sci-fi, maybe some alien shit going on. He'd have to be like the dad of a group though, not sure he could carry it on his own.

  • DavidtheWavid FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    The thing about the old people one is that eventually you and all your friends will be old. Hell, what does "old" even mean? Where do you draw the line?

    • korbitr FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Roller of Ones

      1 year ago

      I'm guessing retirement. Solution: never stop working...

    • DavidtheWavid FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 year ago

      @korbitr People can retire at 40. Say you're a Colonel and retire from the military. That could be extremely dangerous.

    • korbitr FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Roller of Ones

      1 year ago

      Either that or anyone over the age of 60. I think that's when restaurants start offering senior discounts...

  • jalavair FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    i really want to do the last one.. but i work in a nursing home

  • LCPeter

    1 year ago

    I think it would be pretty funny as well if they had one where you're just walking somewhere AND THEN WHAM A FACE HUGGER JUST WHACKS YOU IN THE FACE. They should do that one sometime

  • davintjen FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold davintjen

    1 year ago

    I want to see more of Jason Burns... (or Burnie Bourne?)

    • trickshot15

      1 year ago

      They should do a skit in which it's Burnie as the sleeper agent, but what happens to Ashley and his kids (from the past marriage). I'd like to see who the replacement fathers would be (Joel, Chris, Ray, or Geoff)

    • booksds FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold The Slightly Upset King

      1 year ago

      Bournie Bournes?

  • redpanda123

    1 year ago

    I was not expecting to see Chelsea Harfoush in a Roosterteeth vid. What an awesome surprise. Also, RIP Game Kids

  • JWL7 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    That chestburster scenario looks like it would Hurt...John Hurt...

    • LCPeter

      1 year ago

      ....huh....so that's how this is gonna be...

    • trickshot15

      1 year ago

      Literally, the guy who played the original chestburster scene was named John Hurt. Great actor

  • Mortalix FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Mortalix

    1 year ago

    What if when the allen pops out of your chest you strike a deal with him and like if he comes out a certain times you give him a cookies. You could so plan shit to scare people or make a lot of money on bets.

  • Arkatox FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    This is probably one of my favorite episodes.

  • ScorpionMeta FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold A Very Tired Human

    1 year ago

    I would take all of these in a heartbeat

  • FruitCakeHD FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    Man, Kirk wasn't in the last senario at all. I guess he didn't want to be associated with beating the shit out of old people.

    • tashalou96 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 year ago

      The people who make the scenario are never in them. Burnie isn't screaming and Nick isn't having a chest burster protrude from his torso.

  • Kaitlyn221 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    These scenarios put together would make a great comedy movie.

  • insanezane98 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    these were all pretty damn funny

  • LadyDC FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold RTX Guardian 2016

    1 year ago

    those were all hilarious

  • XPvtCabooseX FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    Wait! So what happens to the Chestburster? Does he just magically appear back in your chest or does he ever grow up? Cuz those little fuckers grow to full size within hours!

    • trickshot15

      1 year ago

      What if, in the span of 24 hours, the chestburster grows up to be a queen, lays an egg, hatched a face hugger, then attaches to Burnie's face as he sleeps

  • FearNoTaco46

    1 year ago

    what does Kurt have on rooster teeth that allows him to continue to back and be unfunny. Does he know where the body is or has pictures of the thing? Make em public man and go away

    • josoi FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 year ago

      Kirk is one of the funniest guests they have on a regular basis. That's probably how he keeps getting invited back.

    • FearNoTaco46

      1 year ago

      Kirk is less than funny than a pile of dead babies

    • LCPeter

      1 year ago

      That's not really an insult though, cause dead baby jokes are fookin hilarious

    • burnie FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 year ago

      We love Kirk and shut up.

    • FearNoTaco46

      1 year ago

      Imma take my opinion ball and go home so can't none of yous guys can play with it

  • HarrisonFoun FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    Chelsea is one of my favorite people I've found through RT. Her streams are some of my favorites.

    • josoi FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 year ago

      I didn't know she did streams, that's awesome. Where can I find them?

    • HarrisonFoun FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 year ago

      @josoi I believe she's on twitch.tv/LetsGay with Max (in some AH vids a while back) but also on twitch.tv/chelseaharfoush

    • josoi FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 year ago

      @HarrisonFoun sweet, thanks for the info.

  • XBoxLingo FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    Nick Rutherford is hilarious. I'm excited for Crunch Time.

  • Draginator FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    Shoutout to chelsie.

  • mitzt FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Boop!

    1 year ago

    The first two scenarios were really good but GOD DAMMIT KIRK YOU DISAPPOINTED ME (jk <3 u). Seriously though, I can't wait until 9/11.

    • FruitCakeHD FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 year ago

      Man, this would sound really bad if I didn't know that crunch time released on the 11th.

    • mitzt FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Boop!

      1 year ago

      @FruitCakeHD It's OK we're taking it back :P

    • Arkatox FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 year ago

      Lol, why does this have so many downvotes? Do people not realize Crunch Time releases 9/11?

  • koroxus FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    fuck yes to all

  • shamusjohnson13 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    Ohhhh... this explains why the 49ers player beat that old man. He took the million dollars.

  • james-gadd

    1 year ago

    sooooo if when you got really old would you have to kick the shit out of your self ?

  • thirdhistory FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    Okay but who is the busty actress? I want to know for good reasons.

    • mitzt FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Boop!

      1 year ago

      I believe that is Chelsea AKA Millie Ramsey's nanny AKA the best nanny job in the world.

    • Draginator FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 year ago

      @chelseaharfoush on instagram. Millie's nanny.

  • ceiye FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    But at some point, you'd grow old. What, would you destroy a mirror every time you saw yourself in one?

  • Jazn FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Avocado-At-Law

    1 year ago

    lol Gunkata, we got a fan of the tetragrammon here.

  • UmbraLupus64 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    Hello my baby! Hello my honey! :3

    • Kaitlyn221 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 year ago

      Hello my ragtime gaaaalll!

  • Gurlzrule FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    I wouldn't take any of it... I want to keep my chest whole, keep my grandmother safe, and chew whatever I like and maybe scream when I want too.

    • XreaperDK FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Paladin of God

      1 year ago

      I agree with you up to the last one.... if you just scream whenever it would be really funny, and eventually you would learn to count your chews, to time things perfectly

  • LethalKillerT FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    That last one will be a problem considering I live in Florida.

  • TheSnowFox FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Lone Wanderer

    1 year ago

    What would happen when you get old would you kick your own ass or would it just be the mirror?

  • NoMindMusic FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    If you have only seen that new Jason Bourne movie, for the love of god please go watch the original three, they're so much better than the new one.

  • PolygonByte FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    I was waiting for the "Sponsored by the #JasonBourne movie" tag but didn't see it... Wouldn't care though! Was still so hilarious! Burnie as a Bourne like special agent, million dollar weapon... We need this and we need this now!!

  • Gamer3427 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold taC terceS

    1 year ago

    The important question about the last one. Does it have an age for yourself where all that cuts off? Or once your in your 70s or something, when you look in a mirror do you have to beat the crap out of the mirror/yourself? More importantly, what about your spouse if the two of you see each other every day and grow old together? These are the real questions there.....

  • Daxuran FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    I think they forgot to consider that having a chest burster erupt from your body is probably some of the worst pain a human could experience, and having to inevitably go through that every day would be utter hell.

    • BraddonDent FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 year ago

      Yet it is not as worse as saying good bye to a friend.

      I miss you stinker <3

  • CloakaDagger FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    CHELSEA!!

  • Calixen

    1 year ago

    What happens when you become old? Do you start smashing mirrors and beating the shit out of yourself?

  • SkittleDick FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    Nice velcro shoes Nick -.-

    • ZackOsbourne FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Just a Nobody

      1 year ago

      And what's wrong with Velcro shoes? No wasting time faffing about with laces, no risk of them coming undone and tripping you up, no pesky knots that refuse to come undone at the end of the day...

  • Melissapocalypse FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Ladyface Fancypants

    1 year ago

    So what happens when you get old? You beat up everyone ALL THE TIME!!

    • EpicBurrito96 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 year ago

      You will never be able to own a mirror.

  • jgman179 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    Nick is my hero. This was incredible.

  • FranPorritt1 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Fran_Plays

    1 year ago

    I love Kirk and Nick together! They're hilarious :'D

  • AceofCake

    1 year ago

    Isn't that Chelsea from Game Kids, Millies babysitter, didn't think I'd see her again

    • Arizona_Joe FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 year ago

      That's where I remember seeing her from. Her and Millie were making some house art. Sad to see that channel go my nephew would watch it.

      But glad she's back as Busty Hot Chick. She can run with this as a thing.