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Million Dollars, But...: Screaming Penis

Join Barbara, Gavin, and Jeremy for the season 3 finale of Million Dollars, But. Will the crew take a million bucks for a screaming penis or permanent snapchat filters? Find out!

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  • Vash_Nightshade FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 months ago

    how the hell would the second one work with the ladies?

  • Vash_Nightshade FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 months ago

    one of, if not the best of the series

  • Legit-Purpose FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Legit Purpose

    4 months ago

    What did they put in those pants?

  • 408612 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 months ago

    0:31 "At night" It looks like 1 in the afternoon

  • Christoph569

    8 months ago

    Is the series cancelled?

    • Mindset

      3 weeks ago

      NOPE!


      *This has been a message from the Future.*

      *Enjoy the Present.*

  • aggiewes FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    9 months ago

    2 Things:


         1. WHY haven't there been more? I love this series.

         2. They have talked about on the RT Podcast how these episodes are cuts of about 2 hours worth of talking and going over these scenarios. Am I the only person who thinks that if they recorded the discussions and made it into a podcast that that would be awesome? 


    Maybe I'm crazy...

  • jlil001 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    10 months ago

    why do they stop doing these i love these 


  • Silverilly FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    10 months ago

    Well, SOMEONE took the million dollars if Gavin's desk is anything to go by.

  • Gyun FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Awesome Nerd

    10 months ago

    This was a good ep of MDB. Always makes me giggle. LOL

  • jlil001 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    10 months ago

    how dose option 2 work for Barbra and  do we really wanna know 

  • ninaeatworld FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    10 months ago

    Jeremy's acting is the best!!!

  • LCPeter

    10 months ago

    I imagine that your dick would be screaming if you were thrusting it through a concrete block?

  • korbitr FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Roller of Ones

    10 months ago

    Lil' J needs to be in more mainstream RT content, not just AH. He's got a great personality; the podcast where he filled in for Gus was amazing...

  • EarlVOstar FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    10 months ago

    Out of curiosity, is that Jason Murphy from Scam School /Modern Rogue at the end there?

  • xdrfiredogx FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    10 months ago

    Think I'll have to go hell no, Hell No, and Hell Yeah on this batch.

  • Nguyen013 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    10 months ago

    Jeremy used Karate Thrust Attack on Furniture. It's Super Effective!!!!

  • SniperCaboose

    10 months ago

    Yay, Mica has joined the MDB crew

  • hydra38811 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    10 months ago

    I have to go no, HELL NO, and no on this one.  While the first and third ones don't seem that bad, I think it would get annoying after a while.

    • uilus

      10 months ago

      But think of all the benefits of the first one! You'd have the power to destroy anything like it's tissue paper!...well, as long it's not a living thing. I do wonder if you'd fall through a multi story building though.

  • Solvandus FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    10 months ago

    I love how Barbara's face after breaking through the first chair is just "Okay yeah wow that just happened, fuck you too, chair."


    Also, Lil J's pelvic board pulverizer.

  • Charles_Ackerman

    10 months ago

    can't wait for more Lil J

  • Izzu

    10 months ago

    Finally some good ones again!

  • ShadowSICK66 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    10 months ago

    MORE LIL J

  • JFourjacks FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    10 months ago

    Best episode of MDB in a while. Karate J was hilarious. Get these 3 back on together!

  • chelwege FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Video Editor

    10 months ago

    Best episode so far this season. Great use of practical and visual effects! Also Great use of Lil J.

  • Arizona_Joe FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    10 months ago

    Barbara at 4:10 is gonna haunt my dreams. Like damn I'm terrified of that thing.

  • JCLegoMan FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Too poor for double gold

    10 months ago

    This episode was so brilliant, love these three together, they're so damn funny.

  • gem_scheltema FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold RTBox reviews each month

    10 months ago

    Fucking brilliant episode. I don't know how Barbara makes falling through a chair look good, but I'm willing to roll with it. Jeremy did an amazing job too!

  • Velric FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    10 months ago

    The special effects in the 3rd segment were very nicely done.

  • misskass FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Head Guardian RTX Sydney

    10 months ago

    Lil J's junk was really the star of this episode. 

  • WerewolfLink FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    10 months ago

    Great ep. Well done LIL J!

  • SaintAussie FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    10 months ago

    'Screaming penis' sounds like an awesome name for a band

  • TofuMan11 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    10 months ago

    Shoutout to the Sac Kings Shorts Lil J was wearing!!

  • MrVinegar206 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    10 months ago

    Jeremy further cementing his place as one of the best at RT. He was outstanding. The whole episode was fantastic. Though, I must know what sorcery they used to make Lil J look taller than Gavin and Barbara sitting on the stool.

  • jamafordicus FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    10 months ago

    Jeremy!!!!!!! I was so excited to see him this episode

  • TyTy518 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    10 months ago

    I would absolutely take scenario 2. Imagine if it started happening while making love to a girl when it's already inside her! It'd be perfect!

    • Allghilliedup88 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      10 months ago

      That just sounds like it would be painful for both of you

    • adoorable_door FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Chromophobic

      10 months ago

      yea, it would be too unpredictable

  • wonderbread58 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    10 months ago

    I really want to see the whole discussion before editing.

  • julieannemm FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    10 months ago

    What's up with Jeremy's hair??

  • FlamingIceGiant FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    10 months ago

    I love how the first scenario was about furniture breaking and they turned it into pretty much everything you touch breaks. I would probably take it if 1) seats on transportation (cars, planes, boats, etc.)aren't considered furniture and 2) air mattresses aren't considered furniture. I might think of some other things later, but those would probably be the deal breakers. Also, would a door be considered furniture? I don't think it is.

  • ChibiAcer FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    10 months ago

    This was a super well done episode.  Funny scenarios, and great acting and editing. yang-32.png 


    I wonder how they got the movement going inside their pants.  Some kinda motion prop, or was that someone else's hand?

  • tyuiopsigma FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold King of Toaster Pastries

    10 months ago

    I think I could go my life without having Lil J humping boards burned into my memory

  • booksds FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold The Slightly Upset King

    10 months ago

    Dang it Jeremy, why'd you have to break those boards while I was drinking water?

  • Jessieatscheese FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    10 months ago

    Class episode. Couldn't stop laughing, especially at the filters one. It was so well done. These just get better and better each episode. 

  • HemboHero FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold wot

    10 months ago

    I was not ready for Gavin and Barbara's bug eyes effect.

    • ShadowSICK66 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      10 months ago

      Love your YouTube channel dude

  • TheGekkoSpectre The Gekko Spectre

    10 months ago

    LIL J was so awesome XD

  • AaronKochummen FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Just uniquely the same

    10 months ago

    Died laughing at lil J smashing boards, that was awesome lol

  • Quanze FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    10 months ago

    We definitely need some .gifs of Jeremy breaking the boards.

  • Jpalivoda FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    10 months ago

    lil j = MVP of this video

  • NioralNoas FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Nioral Noas

    10 months ago

    LIL J! He looks so good in all of the scenarios! I'm so happy to see him on MDB

  • MasterfulOop FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Mr and Mrs. Jones' Child

    10 months ago

    It's a damn shame the season is already over!

  • MasterRut FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    10 months ago

    Gotta love that the cake comes out of the oven frosted lol

    • rednumber40 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      10 months ago

      That's not frosting.