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Jessica Nigri in: Crashing Through Ceilings

Million Dollars, But...: Jessica Nigri in: Crashing Through Ceilings

Join Barbara Dunkelman, Blaine Gibson, and special guest Jessica Nigri as they crash through ceilings and vibrate on while trying to eat food.

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  • paulsteinway FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 day ago

    Jessica trying to go to the supermarket is the best.

  • Funhouze FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Christian

    1 week ago

    That Die Hard eference though.

  • TheFrysh FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Let me dab in PEACE

    1 month ago

    Jessica trying to drink the coffee is probably one of the funniest things I've ever seen

  • gunnartoeppe

    3 months ago

    everytime I think f the air vent Situation I think of a pregnant person trying to get to the doctor

  • TankEngineer FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 months ago

    #3 Come out the coast, we'll have a few laughs.

  • YoBoySarge FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold You just got sarged

    6 months ago

    Who is guy barb? he looks really famillar

  • Vincent-Vango FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 months ago

    I love the idea of the "abilities" stacking.  The idea that Barb falls through the ceiling onto a buffet and starts vibrating uncontrollably is hilarious.

  • MarioToast

    6 months ago

    I really don't get that "You mean debris" thing.

    • ethteck FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      6 months ago

      It was a reference to the title of this movie: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/You,_Me_and_Dupree

  • MartyGras2 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 months ago

    Jessica Nigri is awesome! :)

  • Marnsghol

    6 months ago

    Jessica Nigri Should really work with Rooster Teeth, or just partner regularly. She is so funny !

    • OfficialXener FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Punkelman Uni Graduate

      6 months ago

      Well she already does, in a sense, seeing as she is the voice of Cinder Fall. But seeing her in more live action videos would be awesome

  • rosedevil1 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Rose Devil

    6 months ago

    Jessica is gold <3

  • sonny88p

    6 months ago

    Why are the air vents vibrating and farting so much?

  • D_Silvs FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold *insert later

    6 months ago

    Yes to the first two. Probably not the last one.


  • korbitr FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Roller of Ones

    6 months ago

    What's with the random flashes of white at random points in the video? Video player glitch?


    edit: Cross-checked it and it seems to only be a problem on Firefox. Don't want to switch back to Chrome just to watch RT content...

    • Marnsghol

      6 months ago

      Switch to Opera then ? It's pretty tight man

  • McJavi_138 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 months ago

    They make spoons for people that have parkinson's that stabilize the cutlery. It's like a gyroscope so with a million dollars you just buy a set of those and boom, problem mostly solved! You just gotta carry your silverware with you at all times but that's no biggie.

  • Legit-Purpose FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Legit Purpose

    6 months ago

    So if you're standing at the urinal and during mid pee you fart, your pants are gonna get wet and the person next to you can't stop staring. Also, at the pool you wear only the swim trunks, one poor and you're presenting your boobies to everyone's around you. Sexual intercourse: guy turns girl and you be grinding v's, but girl turns into guy and you be touching tips. Masturbating, you have your hand but also a vibrator on standby.

    • rubyrain26 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Rainy

      6 months ago

      easy: Always sit when you pee, they make swim suit tops you can buy, and bi/ pan sexuals exist who are cool with whatever goes on down there   

  • BillyNat FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 months ago

    That dramatic zoom on Max face is pure gold

  • Conderson FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 months ago

    Jessica had me dying when she was shaking her glass! rofl

  • Thiefree FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 months ago

    Dang, Boybara is a cutie

  • Darii-ZS FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    7 months ago

    Jessica is so adorable that I sometimes forget she voiced Cinder in RWBY.

  • imajedibabe FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Bojangles

    7 months ago

    Jessica and Babs are a power couple 

  • DrewBridger FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Drew Bridger

    7 months ago

    The crashing through the ceiling and then vibrating AND changing sex on the buffet table totally ended me!

  • magus25 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    7 months ago

    seriously, they are talking about vibrating and Blaine doesn't do a sex joke?

    keep a pack of beef jerky right next to those condoms.

    • combatukulele FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold ayyy

      7 months ago

      my first thought was that eating someone out would get way more interesting

  • Falris FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    7 months ago

    They should do more where at the end they combine all three scenarios.

  • bobzombie3k FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    7 months ago

    There was a lot of hype this episode... and it exceeded it.  Well played.

  • littlewag7 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    7 months ago

    Has Jessica ever admitted her boobs are fake yet?

    • BlackL0tu5 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Leon G

      7 months ago

      No one watches anime and thinks its real.  Just shut up and enjoy.

  • Jacko1antern FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    7 months ago

    Best MDB in a while!

  • maddog2201 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    7 months ago

    "...You could build some machine to pass food to you...."
    "What is my purpose?"
    "You pass butter"
    "Oh god"

    • Legit-Purpose FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Legit Purpose

      6 months ago

      Wuba Duba Lub Lub

  • FabuLyon FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Freelancer

    7 months ago

    i just want a gif of Jessica shaking her drink and saying shit at the end of the 2nd scenario 

  • QurfQrf FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    7 months ago

    For some reason when they're vibrating with their drinks on the Always Open set it feels like they're making a real mess even though the shots before made way bigger messes.

  • Jomahawk2694

    7 months ago

    Considering that in real life, Air Conditioning vents are not only too small to accommodate humans but are completely coated inside with fiberglass, the breaking and entering condition is basically dooming you to live outside for the rest of your life.

  • Dr_Chickenator FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    7 months ago

    The intense look of concentration on Nigri's face when she's shaking her drink at the end of the second segment. holy shit 

  • mlpcptkitty FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    7 months ago

    Whoa whoa whoa hold up ya assholes what are we doing here? This ain't the MDB set, this is Barb's show. Barbra killed Burnie and took over O.O

  • chaoschloe FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Bluest of the Blues™

    7 months ago

    Why does Blaine look like he's wearing lipstick but only in the close-ups?? And why does Barbara look like she has a lipstick smudge on her neck??? Also it's a really cute shade and where can I get it?

  • Northelai

    7 months ago

    If I'm not mistaken, there are special spoons that stabilize the hand, made specifically for people with Parkinson's disease. Cause the second scenario is basically that. 

    • SwitchIt24

      7 months ago

      Except the mouth is moving too

  • YoBoySarge FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold You just got sarged

    7 months ago

    Holy shit did they get the guy from Pacific Rim and Sons of Anarchy?

    • littlewag7 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      7 months ago

      No.

  • RandomChineseGuy FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    7 months ago

    Soooo many sexy parts in this episode; I'm good for two out of three of those

  • MaxxStaron FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold SuperFunBounceHaus

    7 months ago

    Who was Female Blaine and Male Barb?

  • Icky427 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Icky

    7 months ago

    Alanah!

  • BurningAlfalfa FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    7 months ago

    use it for an extra life thing

  • Blondie62 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold SPONSOR

    7 months ago

    Why does Max look disgusted when Blaine transforms in the strip club scene?

  • BQJmcF FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    7 months ago

    i think this one is one of my favourites

  • AK_Valkyrin

    7 months ago

    Is it just me or does the video player suck?

    • adoorable_door FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Chromophobic

      7 months ago

      nope, its pretty bad. was worse tho. I remember a time when half the time the vid was unplayable and the other half it buffered every ten seconds

  • Frank0552 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    7 months ago

    I really love this series, please keep making more!!

  • FrozenJester FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold theICEBear

    7 months ago

    This is absolute one of the best MDBs this season or ever :)

  • Jayplex FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    7 months ago

    Jessica needs to be in all the RT videos. She just makes everything a million times better.

  • enkaygee FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    7 months ago

    As others have pointed out, the second scenario does resemble Parkinson's. Would just like to add that the technology does exist to aid in mobility for those that suffer from this and similar conditions, for example the Liftware spoons that help those with tremors or another for those with a limited range of motion. 

  • mrdj FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    7 months ago

    disappointed there was no Jessica sex change scene, would have been funny to see her change into burnie or geoff

  • syarahmadi1 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    7 months ago

    That was a great episode 10/10. :D


  • sam23694 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    7 months ago

    SHHEEIT!