Phil DeFranco in Screaming Food

Million Dollars, But...: Phil DeFranco in Screaming Food

Will Gavin Free, Burnie Burns, and special guest Phil DeFranco take a million bucks if their food is constantly screaming at them? Find out in this episode of Million Dollars, But...

You can find more Phil DeFranco at this link: https://www.youtube.com/user/sxephil

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  • Pythonhare

    3 days ago

    hell yeah id take the emp id just make sure all my electronics are emp proof


  • MontyTanner2003 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 days ago

    the second one would be the best way to loose weight

    • MontyTanner2003 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      5 days ago

      I Kent the first

  • Little_Red_ FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 days ago

    So far Phil is my favorite guest this season~~~

  • Klorix

    6 days ago

    Totally eating the talking food.

  • MartyGras2

    6 days ago

    Aye! It's PhillyD :) 

  • ExplosiveNinja FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 week ago

    Combine the EMP trait with the Wedding Dress of Invisibility and you have yourself a one-man army.

  • eternaltrust FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 week ago

    Part of me feels like the EMP one would be harder to think about if it was tied to like every time you fart, or have to burp.

  • Izayer FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 week ago

    Well that was a fun episode. Shameless plug time uhhhh. If you like MDB and if you would like to explore crazy scenarios join in on the Million Dollars But... forum.


    http://roosterteeth.com/forum/board-games-%26-tabletop-games/topic/3367708

  • Legit-Purpose FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Legit Purpose

    1 week ago

    Human emp, and then commit espionage in North Korea.

  • captindoogie FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 week ago

    i would totaly be down with being a human emp.

  • StaleIndian FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold IndianGuy

    1 week ago

    The food talkin one, they should make a movie outta that but one thats actually good.

    • aidenraine FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 week ago

      they could call it.... "Food Wars" 

  • VictorKruger FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Headhunter

    1 week ago

    Great episode, I love the Hunter S. Thompson reference

  • kamkill15 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 week ago

    Gavin as master Roshi makes this so much better

  • Dr_Ukato FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 week ago

    1: I can do that. I live a pretty business card free life.

    2: Just tune it out. Watch/Listen to Netflix on high volume. 

    3: Eeeeeh... I guess it could kinda be a superpower but it's too unreliable and would make a lot of people angry...

  • TheRudim3nt FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold It's Rudim3ntary, Really

    1 week ago

    Man, they filmed this so long ago... Good to see they were able to follow through on it. Totally worth it!

  • Freelancer_Connie FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 week ago

    1- There's a business card app. You take a picture of the front and back, and the app files it away like a Rolodex. I'd take it.

    2- Nope.

    3- Not gonna do this one either. I need my electronics. Although  with the $1,000,000 I could build myself a lead bunker to hide in everyday until the emp goes off... I change my mind. I'd take it.

    • Northelai FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 week ago

      But the rule is that you have to keep the card. A picture doesn't count. 

    • Freelancer_Connie FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 week ago

      @Northelai I'd still take it. Just just carry a backpack with folders to keep them in. Plus I don't get handed a lot of business cards, so it's still not that big of a deal.

  • alpha_mike FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Northern Assassin

    1 week ago

    Wait...you're telling me you CAN'T hear your food speak to you?

  • Firenyth

    1 week ago

    question about the emp one if im at my pc and the emp goes off does the pc just restart or does it turn off for like 5 minutes since burnie said it wont break anything

    • drunkhas FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 week ago

      The EMP would shut it down, you have to manually start it again.

  • RK1994 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 week ago

    Completely lost it at how Ashley was looking at Burnie yelling at his food hahahaha

  • Nolowgear FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 week ago

    Yes to the 2nd and 3rd ones but the first I'm not sure I could handle keeping that many on my person.

  • D_Silvs FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold *insert later

    1 week ago

  • D_Silvs FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold *insert later

    1 week ago

    I'd probably not take the first one. It was specified that you had to keep the cards on your person and I couldn't do that. The other two though, heck yeah. $2 Million dollars richer.

  • SpleeSpree FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold I Got Dem Braindawgs

    1 week ago

    TERRANCE! 

  • RJWhite FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 week ago

    Is it just me or was Gavin dressed as Master Roshi? Either way it was funny.

    • Lucifer_Morningstar FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 week ago

      Yes he was.

    • RJWhite FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 week ago

      @Lucifer_Morningstar I thought so, it just caught me off guard, so it made me think it was just a coincidence. 

  • Pyro_Ghost FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Ceoltóir

    1 week ago

    "Dude, our sandwiches are hot for each other."

    • lachlanferrand FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 week ago

      yea when they brought up the talking food all i could think of was food wars

  • albinolass FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 week ago

    Love the work put into this one. That plane scenario was awesome. Plus seeing Philly D is always a great addition.

    • Don_Mega2453 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 week ago

      Gavin's voice from Philly D's mouth! Perfect!!!!!

  • duelgundam FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 week ago

    a million dollars, but...


    the next video game you play becomes the world's reality


    ...choose wisely


    • Th3DonGuido FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Th3DonGuido

      1 week ago

      Would be better if it was the LAST game you played

    • SpleeSpree FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold I Got Dem Braindawgs

      1 week ago

      Yeah, whenever you stop playing a game, that game is now your reality. But I guess you could just always end a gaming session by playing whatever game you wanted. 


      Maybe just every day, you get a random game from your collection.

    • duelgundam FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 week ago

      @Th3DonGuido

      the reason i said NEXT is because you're given a choice to change the world to one as you see fit, so it's supposed to give you a dilemma of what form you would want the world to take, and not because "oh, i feel like playing X today", and end up screwing the world over with "Resident Evil" or something similar.

  • CinematicM FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Megan Murphy

    1 week ago

    loved this episode!

  • Disteln FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 week ago

    Ashley is such a babe oh my god<3 

  • josoi FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 week ago

    The little arts-and-crafts plane / crash was brilliant.

  • lookus264 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 week ago

    Cheek pinch? Gavin accepts this like it's a long time thing but I swear this is the first time I've seen/noticed this.

  • ASHxINFLAMES FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 week ago

    More Phil & Jessica is always welcome.

    • firegodmc10 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 week ago

      more guests in general. they are some of the best episodes

  • forgottenlor FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 week ago

    I want to say yes to the first one, but I worry that it will hinder my future career opportunities.  Right now, I get almost no business cards but in 15 years, maybe I'll be getting them as often as you guys


    Absolutely heck no to the other two.  I like eating without guilt and I am annoyed when any of my 5 computers (seriously, I have 4 different machines for work and I do actually use them all because they all have found a thing they can do that none of the others can) have to be rebooted.

  • EMURLIE FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 week ago

    With the EMP scenario, what if a Lets Play was being filmed and Gavin emits the pulse and they lose all their progress in the game and lose capture? That would be a nightmare! 

    • JerichoF FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 week ago

      Well, then they'd have a persistent use for 'bumcheese' and Technical Difficulties will/might make it clear when it happened. If they managed to save things.


      Maybe?

    • duelgundam FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 week ago

      and then michael would proceed to kill gavin

  • daneonwayne FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 week ago

    Burnie, please!!!  Gavin, but with a Million Dollars.  His net worth is like $2-5M.  Between Achievement Hunter, his work behind the scenes at Rooster Teeth and Slo Mo Guys, he has the million and a lot more.

  • Austriker FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Austriker

    1 week ago

    my body wasnt ready for 1:00

  • Lycantivis FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 week ago

    that ashley face tho

  • ChibiAcer FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 week ago

    Oof.  The first one I'd probably do, because who the heck carries business cards anymore?  I think I've gotten like 4 of them from people my whole life.  Granted I'm not in a line of work where people try to sell me stuff, but with more people going digital I feel like I'd be pretty safe.


    The other two?  Heck no.  If the EMP went off while the plane was taking off/landing you'd be screwed.

  • cccfudge10 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold cccfudge10

    1 week ago

    Wouldn't you have to like... reset your router every day? And you'd have to set all your clocks too (if you actually still have clocks). AC/heating as well would be a pain in the ass. There's no way, 90% of the stuff I'd buy with the million dollars is technology to make my life easier but with an emp going off every day it'd just be a bigger pain in the ass.

    • SimonPaul FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 week ago

      You could just buy emp shields for the important stuff. 

    • Polymemnetic FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 week ago

      Analogue clocks are a thing, too. I'm okay with the timer on my microwave and oven flashing 12:00

  • honkysachmo FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Noah

    1 week ago

    Phillip Defuckass!!!!!! <333

  • TheArchivist FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 week ago

    I see the budget has gone up this season. 

  • Kaseykay FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 week ago

    Ashley's face while Burnie is eating gives me life

  • srvvlhm FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold David Kane

    1 week ago

    Gavin, Burnie and Phil, all people I admire. Does Phil play video games with the AH crew?

  • GoofOff FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 week ago

    Gus, Jack, and Geoff already did the talking food thing.... I'm really thirsty  I wish I had 2 milkshakes

  • kaikaips3 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 week ago

    lmao Ashley was golden

  • little_mixer FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Galaxy Space Princess

    1 week ago

    Philip Defranco plus Roosterteeth? is it my birthday already?

  • Zionn FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 week ago

    The business I'll take, I really don't get to many business cards handed to me, I'd have like a total of 10 on me, The screaming food yeah who cares eat fast no problem, but that last one I don't think so I live on the computer that would really ruin my day.

  • korbitr FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Roller of Ones

    1 week ago

    I think this is the first episode where I would definitely take all 3, but only if I knew when the emp was coming beforehand so I'd have time to dive out the window to protect my electronics.

  • TaySolris FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 week ago

    It was nice seeing Philip Defranco on the show! Bring him back for a podcast maybe?

    • epicsadfacegaming FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 week ago

      OMG yes I want him on a podcast so bad

  • Kai-zr FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 week ago

    Rooster Teeth will be in Sausage Party 2 confirmed.