Hogwarts Hates White People – #57

On The Spot: Hogwarts Hates White People – #57

Swipe right if you're not white, am I right? This episode originally aired May 26th, 2016.

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  • doobyschmo FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    i also think Jon needs to step up his game. You set the mood and the energy, saying umm every second word and pausing to remember whats next really slow down the show. I know he plays up his disdain for the show and the contestants, but just do it with more energy or make your character bigger. Its the one thing from stopping this show from really getting good.

  • doobyschmo FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    I think it would be pretty cool, to have a series, or even a few episodes where you swapped out the host. see how other people deal with it and react to it.

  • koroxus FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    10/10

    glad you're back Jon!

  • apedwards34 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Adam

    1 year ago

    MVP Michael Jones saves this episode!

  • FiachraB FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Courier 6

    1 year ago

    This was so terrible and got so few laughs that it made it hilarious XD

  • Kikyobutt FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Keeper of Beards

    1 year ago

    Extreme taxidermy, vestigial tails AND hates white people? Damn, Melanie is a catch!

  • DarkTempler7 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    I think Joel's job could be the RT mascot at this point. Also, who is the guy on his team?

  • WeatherManNX01 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Lightningstruck

    1 year ago

    Who the hell is Brian Garr? He was funny, but a proper introduction would be nice.

  • Evv FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold KevinEverett

    1 year ago

    Brain looks like Ryan Haywood


    • FiachraB FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Courier 6

      1 year ago

      I like brain

  • Evv FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold KevinEverett

    1 year ago

    Im a Hufflepuff sadly. I wanted to be cool in the harry potter world unlike real life... but I stand un-cool either way.

  • j_pfeifer22

    1 year ago

    "shaey Elho do my lihll frienh" ~Brian Garr, 2016

  • xJayFromVA

    1 year ago

    Glad to see a new season! Congrats John I enjoy this show a lot... Provides many laughs

  • GrootyBiscuits FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold SNIPED YAAA

    1 year ago

    Not a fan of the edited version of this episode on YouTube. Even though I'm a sponsor, I'm in the habit of watching some series on YT. 8 minutes in I could tell the editor took out a lot of good banter inbetween rounds. I don't want to worry about which video I'm watching, if it's the shitty version, etc.

    • Nitin

      1 year ago

      There's also the fact that there wasn't any indication. I didn't know there was a better version until I saw a comment on youtube

    • DannyDCLXVI FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 year ago

      I saw like three different run times for the same exact episode. 30 minutes on YouTube, the thumbnail for this episode on the site said 39 minutes. And for some reason when I'm actually watching the episode the progress bar has a run time of 47 minutes. I'm confused as hell, but they most likely put a shorter version on YouTube to get more people to sign up to the site even if it only is with free accounts. It seems Rooster Teeth is slowly trying to distance themselves from their channel. Good business move seeing as how they are now a part of Full Screen and have obligations to fill, such as Geoff not wearing his unique T-shirts on Off-Topic because it causes fans to go out and buy those shirts instead of buying RT merch. That's why Geoff has his own line of shirts now, and this is probably going to happen more often with more and more shows. The extra side stuff, arguments, banter, or anything not needed but is funny will probably be cut in the YouTube version as an incentive to sign up for even a free account here. I don't mind, but a heads up to the people on YouTube missing quality content would be nice.

    • bljy

      1 year ago

      They re-uploaded the full video to YT apparently.

    • JohnJoe

      1 year ago

      I think they know that the extra banter will go over well with sponsors and site members, and maybe not so much for more casual watchers on Youtube.

  • tvnut FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    Whenever they have special guests on the show who don't regularly appear on the show, I would love to know how they are connected to RT or know about whatever project they're working on. Brian seems nice though.

  • oakapea FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    I so want to see Joel and Michael on the same team after Michael's outrage this episode.

  • musicisum405 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Huntress

    1 year ago

    For as much as we all joke about not knowing what the heck Joel does at the company, it's easy to forget that he was one of the guys that founded it.

  • st3v30619 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    Good thing gavin wasn't cuz he would not have made it with the last part of michael and the beer lol

  • MartyGras2 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    Love when Joel is on the spot, but Mchael made the episode for me.

    • IanHardman

      1 year ago

      it's not on the stop, it isn't over yet

  • Tuskin38

    1 year ago

    Woo, my How To was first

  • themarvelousfan FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    I love this show so goddamn much

  • pwners4u FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    oh man they cut out the part where michael said the off topic code works as well for the MVMT watches ad

    • eternalpkk FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      5 months ago

      lol I was wondering what could have happened in that cut.

  • Delta_736 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    Joel is the best, so I hope he doesn't have to be on this show for a while.

  • QuietZoldyck FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    Trevor looks great in the Slytherin robe. Represent.

  • Dr_Wondertainment FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Praise Almighty Sproing

    1 year ago

    I like the idea of EXTREME taxidermy. Like you preserve the animals with hardcore metal and flame jets in the background, dirtbikers doing backflips above you at all times, and John Cena yelling at you every few minutes.

    • j_pfeifer22

      1 year ago

      W..what?

    • Dr_Wondertainment FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Praise Almighty Sproing

      1 year ago

      Team Hogwarts' first profile point was extreme taxidermy. Apparently that makes me an asshole.

  • lunael FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    The second the words "I'll do it" left Michael's mouth I knew something was about to happen and I wouldn't know whether to laugh or look away.

  • PinkPortrait FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold 2nd greatest hurler EVER

    1 year ago

    This line up was magical.
    I have never laughed so hard at this show than when joel made the profile for jordan.

    my chest hurt so bad.

    joel plz i'm 23 and i've read dune,dune messiah, and children of dune 3 times.

    joel plz.

    also can we talk about dune? i have no one to talk to about dune because no one even knows about it....no one want to talk about the Geo-political state of arrakis

    • Dr_Wondertainment FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Praise Almighty Sproing

      1 year ago

      We can talk about Hyperion or Ender's Game if you want. Or The Fall of Hyperion. Or Speaker for the Dead, which is technically a sequel but is the novel Card always meant to write, making it sequentially different but still excellent.

  • Fatalfall FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    "Do you like that??"

    Joel kills me

  • Jessieatscheese FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    Oh, how I've missed this show.

  • MyMangina Dropkick Scientist

    1 year ago

    Michael with the anti-white joke oh god hahaha

  • MyMangina Dropkick Scientist

    1 year ago

    Boy oh boy, can't wait for another OTS episode!
    *Joel comes on screen
    EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH

  • Welsh_Pirate

    1 year ago

    What's up with Jon's shirt? It looks like it had a Green Lantern logo on it at one point, but I can't tell if it's really faded, stained, dyed to try and make a solid color, or if he's wearing it inside out. For some reason I find this destracting and I can't focus on anything else.

  • SirPsp FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    Jon didn't even dress for the show. Where's the jacket?

  • mcivice1996x FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    jon could appreciate his job a little better just doesnt care more than normal. Michael saved this episode. Super train wreck.

    • DavidtheWavid FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 year ago

      Is this your first time watching or something? Jon pretends he hates the show but loves every second of it. Even when people put raw fish in his coffee.

  • oldmythologies FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    Finally became a sponsor after years because DAMN IT, I LOVE THIS SHOW.

    • DavidtheWavid FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 year ago

      Welcome to the "I'm $2.66 poorer than I should be but it's totally worth it" cult.

  • harmony0203 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    Michael is always great on On The Spot. He's in most episodes with a guest for a reason I think.

  • ac1nexus FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    I read Dune Joel!



  • CiferTorchwick

    1 year ago

    Melanie is a trooper

  • beespeaks FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    Am I the only one who thinks Joel is a bad candidate for this show? I come for laughs and jokes, not people who won't actively participate and delay the game and waste time......

    every fucking time, i'm super let down by joel.

    • EVApilot_011 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 year ago

      Bad time ski instructor 1 - If you think "On the spot" is about playing the game... You're gonna have a bad time.

    • DavidtheWavid FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 year ago

      Delaying the game isn't funny?

      You must be new. Welcome.

    • free2achieve FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold OhBabyATriple

      1 year ago

      That's his shtick. It's what he did in How To, it's what he did in the one episode of Minecraft he was in. Plus, he has some amazing moments in this show that aren't, quote, 'delaying the game and wasting time'. Look up my personal favorite, antidisestablishmentarianism, or the episode which included him playing with Kevin and pushing Jeremy down. And lastly, well...an entire episode of this show one time took 40 minutes to actually start the games. If Jon was concerned with delays, he certainly wouldn't have invited a lot of the people he's ever had on the show.

    • heart_bacon FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 year ago

      yeah at this point i ususally just skip joel stuff (and brandon but hey......thats a trend of itself it seems :D ) ....i mean i get that some people think that its funny.........but on a personal level for me there is really no worse contestant

  • PlayPodSK FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    melanie was actually cute

  • stujohnson118 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold stujohnson118

    1 year ago

    one of the best shows on here

  • Redbirdy FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    This show is my favourite train-wreck.

  • Xuelder FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Spam's Bane

    1 year ago

    Joel voices Caboose. Mystery Solved.

  • Viper0hr FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    Jokes aside, what the fuck does Joel actually do at RT?

    He is funny like 10% of the time, to me at least, and most of that is other people being funny to cover up him.

    • Crumpington FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 year ago

      I disagree about how funny he is. I personally think he's hilarious, but I am also genuinely curious what he does at RT. I know he plays Caboose in RvB and I know he did How To, but I assume he does more that we or I personally don't know about.

    • Icky427 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Icky

      1 year ago

      joel is joel. thats what he does. and thats all he needs to do.

    • TheRTV FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Round Peg in Square Hole

      1 year ago

      Originally RvB and RT Shorts and still does. Used to Machinimate RvB and Commercials for various videogames. Commercials up til awhile ago. Not sure if they do commercials anymore, but you could find them on the business site. Then he was doing the How To's. He's in Day 5 and probably a bunch of other stuff since he is an actor. I'd assume he's busy with more acting since both he and Adam are too busy for How To.

    • cantab1611 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 year ago

      I mean outside of being hilarious imo, from what we know i think he runs the less shown commercial side of RT. RT is a production company but doesn't just make their own stuff, they make video game commericals (i think the destiny short one with the guy spining around on a bike is theirs), that sorta thing. I think he runs that side of things, which is less what they advertise to the audience because while im sure it makes a fuck ton of money, i guess their own properties are what they want the companies image to be about.

    • Give_me_milk FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Trickstress

      1 year ago

      He actually works in Marketing I believe

    • Jayne626 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 year ago

      Perhaps Joel is the Barney Stinston of Roosterteeth.

    • Rocketcoffee FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold watches explosions

      1 year ago

      I'm pretty sure they mentioned at some point that he writes for a number of RT's shows.

  • SporkChild FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    Michael Jones muttered "I'll do it" and jfc why

  • TheRTV FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Round Peg in Square Hole

    1 year ago

    Best part was Joel's genuine frustration at the predictable "redemption challenges".

  • MichaNowak

    1 year ago

    Why are the sound levels so low? I have to blast it to hear them talk then something happens and I'm deaf. Come on roosterteeth figure it out.

    • PlayPodSK FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 year ago

      the audio is fine. you are just broken

    • NoMindMusic FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 year ago

      yeah, that's your problem, the sound is fine

  • GreyGhost9036 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Angry Beaver

    1 year ago

    great first ep back. Glad to see that behemoth of a mug made it on.

  • aFriendlly Tyler James

    1 year ago

    Michael is the cooliest #TeamGryffindor

  • AussieSerpine FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    When they were trying to connect the ads to Harry Potter i thought of this,

    Foot Cardigan connects to what Dumbledore said he would see in the Mirror of Erised

    MVMNT Watches connects to the watch Harry got from Mrs Weasley for his 18th Birthday

    • DavidtheWavid FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 year ago

      Have you ever needed to save your godfather from being spiritually lobotomized? MVMT watches is for you!

    • JumpingJellyShellyBean FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 year ago

      I thought of the fact that socks set Dobby free, and from then Harry gave him socks as gifts for Christmas. Dobby would have loved Foot Cardigan. Plus, before he made friends at Hogwarts all Harry got were secondhand socks for Christmas from his uncle. Lots of HP connections for Foot Cardigan. (And it was for his 17th birthday)

  • lcephoenix FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    And once again I realise that Michael fucking Jones will do anything for content.

    • Sammieantha FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 year ago

      Booooooooooooooooooo

    • lcephoenix FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 year ago

      What's there to "boo"? Well, apparently people didn't understand what I meant anyway so yeah whatever. Didn't say it was a bad thing!