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Comments (114)

  • Heamloch

    3 weeks ago

    $45,000,000.00 and Red vs. Blue is still worth it.

  • Follower-of-Chaos

    3 months ago

    Holy shit, they have graphs. We're all screwed, RUN!

    Grif: Maybe that's because we haven't made a DVD yet

    Me: Emphasis on YET.

  • MGTFRMR

    1 year ago

    How many people sent their mothers' purse of personal information of their families to roosterteeth?

  • HamishFraser

    2 years ago

    we have literally dozens and dozens of fans all over the world. looks to the right 1,199,013 people like this on facebook

  • TheOneFreeMan

    2 years ago

    Sarge has the best graph ever, of all time.

  • Gellister

    3 years ago

    Thus we see the first steps in Donut's fabulous journey to flambouyancy.

  • br0keneng817

    3 years ago

    Napster did it!

  • Andy50k1

    3 years ago

    sue me you dirty blues!

  • Andy50k1

    3 years ago

    My foot,Grif's ass. lol

  • DocDestructo

    3 years ago

    Oh no! I'm going to get sued!

  • Silverspier

    3 years ago

    45Mil per person! ha

  • MasterKeg200 Record Smash/DragonNuro

    4 years ago

    Why won't this video play! I had to go to YouTube to watch!

  • thenextnash

    4 years ago

    This is one of the best PSA's by far. "we literally have dozens, and dozens of fans all over the world" lmfao

  • wackylazyboy

    4 years ago

    i was never here

  • ssjshadic

    5 years ago

    Yeah, and the filthy, filthy porn.
    That's irrelevant.
    Porn would have to be irrelevant for Red vs Blue to be the most popular thing on the internet.

  • mikeylol177

    5 years ago

    its soo funny to read comments from 6 years ago... there are complete sentences and periods and all sorts of correct stuff... thank teens for fucking that up

  • stupidsmart

    5 years ago

    i bet you some idiot actually did send their info

  • GoogleWorld

    6 years ago

    I love the psa's .. "Dude don't taunt him he has a graph"

  • lewok

    7 years ago

    i dont no what theyre complaining about my purse has my lotion in it and my wallet my cell phone my tampons... uh i mean my sisters tampons... w8 that doesnt work either Crap!

  • rating

    7 years ago

    PSA

  • Kage687

    7 years ago

    Awesome Episode

  • kstooge

    7 years ago

    I loved the my foot grif ass graph

  • Himaru

    7 years ago

    Nursing assistance school? lol. I need a place to keep my lotions, good PSA RT. You guys never let me down.

  • iratepirate

    7 years ago

    the chart says it all, sucks to be griff that line rises rapidly and in a series of jerky motions

  • Spooley

    7 years ago

    lol thats was the best PSA ever

  • richman02392

    7 years ago

    45 million oh no lol brill as always

  • stealthviper

    8 years ago

    sounds like metallica, don't it. smiley0.gif

  • Randool

    8 years ago

    "Dude, don't taunt him, he has a graph." I actually hear that Church is a graph ninja. Also, I didn't know that nurses had assistants. Epic.

  • Bastian2

    8 years ago

    Why does Sarge always have to burn Grif? smiley8.gif

  • DuFresne

    8 years ago

    My foot, Grif's ____" Interesting chart when talking about suing people and legal stuff. And why would you try to sue the people who made the videos with you? Great job RT!

  • shaft0003

    8 years ago

    Great episode RT

  • cobaltwizard

    8 years ago

    Classic.

  • wolfthewhooz

    8 years ago

    as always....kick ass.

  • armor_ross

    9 years ago

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  • omen_t

    9 years ago

    81...81...81...

    good job rt

  • smartass96b

    9 years ago

    Computer: $3000
    Internet: $40 a month
    RVB: $45000000
    Laughs from RVB: PRICELESS

  • CoffeeDave

    9 years ago

    nice epp thought it was hilarious good job again

  • CirceZ

    9 years ago

    You just got to love Donut's purse. This is one of my favorite PSA's.

  • itachi1452

    9 years ago

    these are great! go RT!

  • Andrew789

    10 years ago

    Ya, l agree with you 2. Some of th old ones arernt as funny, but some kick~@$$ smiley11.gif And besides, the older episodes started it all smiley11.gif

    Well anyway, great episode smiley11.gif 5 star smiley11.gifsmiley9.gifsmiley9.gifsmiley9.gifsmiley9.gifsmiley9.gif

  • GenoGaron

    10 years ago

    Hey yea, all the really cool people go back and download all the old episodes. I know I am! ...because my friend went and lost all THREE of my DVDs... God I hate him... anyway, the old ones are so good, they DESERVE a second downloading... right?

  • Omega_Wolf

    10 years ago

    I must say that it's quite lame that very few people post on the old eps......

    but, it also kinda makes this the "secret sponsor boards" or maybe the "people who are really cool boards" if you like to build your ego like me ;-)

  • metaslugx

    10 years ago

    somebody shouls make one of those
    "How may i halp you, dirtbag?"

  • Poetica

    10 years ago

    Nursing school, stenographer school – I can see how you could confuse the two.
    Best line: "What? I need a place to keep my lotion."

  • SPII_043

    10 years ago

    Curse those Pirates!!!

    This is so far the best PSA smiley11.gif

  • woodman

    10 years ago

    damn double post

    Post edited 2/22/06 4:48PM

  • woodman

    10 years ago

    great episode!!!

  • webwraith

    10 years ago

    what the hell is FriesDaddy doing in the middle of a dessert?! do you reckon he was found in that mass of Ben and Jerries that Sarge found? smiley0.gif

  • silentscope2

    10 years ago

    #5

  • SnrFrancesco

    10 years ago

    Donut's purse and the chart for Sarge's foot in Griff's ass! Funny! smiley7.gif