Episode 2: The Chronicle

Red vs. Blue: Episode 2: The Chronicle

IDA Reporter Dylan Andrews begins her search for the Reds and Blues in Blood Gulch Canyon with the help of a new cameraman.

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  • JaunWulf

    1 week ago

    I'm loving the different take on the narrative

  • g1Lizardguy FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 week ago

    Aww, I feel bad for VIC now.

  • DavidC1993 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 weeks ago

    Well, there goes the bechdel test :P

  • MrKraZTaco FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 weeks ago

    did anyone else notice that what she's saying was typed up on the screen when she was talking to carlos in the last episode?

    • VANGUARD003

      2 weeks ago

      I DIDN'T notice that, but I have a theory... based on the hyper-dramatic camera-pan at the end of the episode, which is actually much like what Jax (Jacks? Ah!) describes at the beginning of the episode, I'm wondering if what we're seeing is actually a dramatic (movie?) retelling of the his and the reporter's experience of piecing together the story of the Reds and Blues. They've already got the whole theme of capturing unsullied truth in there (which has to get turned on its head of course), so I think it fits! This is the story they're telling (or the movie they made) about the adventure they've already had. Calling it now!

  • teamMAZE

    2 weeks ago

    9:32 who the hell is he??!

  • teamMAZE

    2 weeks ago

    VIC's in the OLD RENDERING~! 

  • kobthehawk FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 weeks ago

    Holy Balls! Its a Glitchy Vic!

  • creatingshelby FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Shelby

    2 weeks ago

    vic is me 


  • FatherAndSon FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 weeks ago

    I almost wish every episode opened with Jax doing a rendition of an iconic theme from the series.

  • pilotploter FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 month ago

    I really hope vic isn't dead. Cause if so, I'll miss him/it.

  • HomingMaster

    1 month ago

    Blood Gulch = Check
    Rookie Cameraman = Check
    Sister is alive = Check
    Crazy Vic = Check
    SCARY ASS UNICORN BAD GUY WITH HOLY SHIT THATS TERRIFYING VOICE AND GHASTLY SPOOKY BEAM RIFLE OF DOOM BEAM RIFLE = ...check...
    Goosebumps = Check
    Hanging in suspense = check

    Left Hanging in suspense = Check!

    • Queenagentnewtexy

      1 month ago

        oh my gosh, I came up with that nickname for him like a week ago, THE AGE OF THE UNICORN IS HERE! HIDE YOUR COOKIES AND ICE CREAM I SAY!..........I just had to watch this episode again. I'm loving this season.

  • Copper-Zen

    1 month ago

    Okay...scary guy a the end, yeah...that's been done.


    What I like is that she's like Wash  early on:  The Only Sane One.  I like her already.

  • ADy1ngCh1pmunk

    1 month ago

    God DAMN that music at the end tho! Can't wait to hear more of that.

  • Kitsune9tails

    1 month ago

    The new antag seems like a badass, but what's with unicorn horn?  Brony-com's that way, dude.

  • LCPeter

    1 month ago

    I want Vic to be the star or Strangerhood season 3! Who's with me?

  • JCSEA_Hunter

    1 month ago

    I'm actually surprised Vic is just a program. I genuinely thought he was a real dude. Then again, it's been so long since I actually saw Vic's face and the monitor he is in. Might have missed that somewhere down in season 3 or 4...

    • TEi FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      4 weeks ago

      The first time it was spelled out (that I can remember) was the RvB book that came out around the end of 13, but then episode 3(?) of 14 actually put it in the series. VIC was installed by Flowers to keep an eye on Alpha. You should go back and watch it if you haven't already because it's actually pretty legit.

    • JCSEA_Hunter

      3 weeks ago

      @TEi

      Now that you mention it, I do remember. Thanks very much mate

  • CerriVane

    1 month ago

    Well, I don't know about you guys but I think I finally found my second all time favourite in RvB next to Wash...it's Dylan by the way. Best waifu.

  • AquaGamer12

    1 month ago

    So is Red vs Blue not coming to YouTube anymore? I mean I can watch it here, but I was just wondering. 

  • Mr_LRB

    1 month ago

    Hey, look! It's that obscure old Iron Man villain, the Unicorn! (Seriously, he exists, look it up if you don't believe me. Hell, I wouldn't believe me, either.) 

  • redphantom_1

    1 month ago

    Did we ever learn what happened to Felix and Locus's partner that we saw in season 14? Could we have just found him?

  • Beredric

    1 month ago

    So Vic lied about his name a long time ago. It's not Vic-K- it's just Vic.

    Vic.

    Virtual Intelligence Computer.


    I am really loving how everything has come full circle with Red vs. Blue. Never thought we'd run into Sister again, either. And I kinda want them to bring in other characters as well, and maybe, eventually, get Sister to get back to her brother! Who knows what'll happen in this season, but I'm betting it's going to be good.

    • IIKaDicEU

      1 month ago

      Vic's old jingle was "If you want to talk don't e-mail, don't you click-click-click-click. just call me up at 555-v-i-c-k" for phoning him, but the blues commented on how that's bullshit because his name doesn't have a 'K'

    • citrusink70

      1 month ago

      In the episode where vic gives his jingle "555-VICK" Church mentions that it would be easier to remember if his name actually had a k in it, so we already knew, but yeah. still cool

  • Munnkie FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 month ago

    okay who the hell invited megatron

    • ArcticGhost

      1 month ago

      i was thinking the same thing

  • MatthewCarey3

    1 month ago

    A Lot of people are giving this new season shit for no reason. So far i love this new season.

  • Henrycool

    1 month ago

    0:24 oooo god its Felix's brother D:>

  • sothisismyusername

    1 month ago

    Is it just me or did scenes in this episode drag on waaayyy longer than they should have?

    Also that music at the end...am I like...watching the Avengers...now?

    I mean I guess he did seem pretty Sci-Fi...maybe it fits. Either way, looking forward to this season.

  • BrianJohnso2

    1 month ago

    555-VICK, stands for Virtual Intelligence Computer KILL ME!

    Like Caboose said 'I am an emotional time bomb.'

    Also glad to see Sister return.

  • Niles031401

    1 month ago

    Vic just became the most relatable character in this entire show

  • full-auto-rpg

    1 month ago

    That Bechdel Test joke was perfect

  • Robby2244

    1 month ago

    Does anyone know why Vic was suicidal as fuck

    • ZAGON117

      1 month ago

      rampancy.....or just boredom

    • zeldaboy121 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 month ago

      Because he has been stuck in the same place for at least one year in isolation, with almost literally nothing to do after being abandoned by the group of idiots he had to spy on for several years while suffering corruption because of Florida's mistake.

  • cguess

    1 month ago

    Yeah! Sister in officially alive!

    • ZAGON117

      1 month ago

      she never died. well. was never seen dead. after all, griff( with 2 f's) did say she fell through ice and was under there for 3 hours and then when they got her out, she wasnt only ok, she was also pregnant...like wtf

    • TEi FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      4 weeks ago

      She cameoed at the end of season 13, but it's always nice to have the additional confirmation.

  • Ozzie-Teddy

    1 month ago

    WHO WAS THAT GUY!, I don't think he was one of the Dark Reds or Blues

    • ZAGON117

      1 month ago

      i got a few thoughts. he could be locus...very unlikely. he could be one of the reds and blues....also unlikely. or most likely. he is an agent hired to stop or kill anyone whos getting close to the truth about the fake reds and blues...besides any of those, i got no fucking clue. cool voice tho

    • SirMerenos

      1 month ago

      He kinda reminded me of Wyoming without the accent.
      I don't think we have seen 49 freelancers killed yet. . .
      . . . plus that time distortion unit. Though it was stolen by the meta, there were fifty of him dancing around there at one point. Would that unit have multiplied? Also if we follow the many worlds theory, the time manipulation equipment could have just been pushing Wyoming into a new alternate dimension each time he failed, dragging along all the other iterations. Therefore (due to the many worlds theory) there may have been one dragged along that did not share the accent and decided that just repeatedly going back in time was a bad idea, and therefore just sat that battle out to wait and watch, biding his time.
      This is so much of a stretch that I would rather say it is just another freelancer perhaps looking for revenge. The Director did have secret projects as we all know by now. Could one of them survived his, and his project's, deaths?

  • Whisper9000

    1 month ago

    Vick sounds like Mr. Meeseeks.

  • milky-eye-balls

    1 month ago

    That end music is badass!

  • MartyGras2

    1 month ago

    Sister is still there? Wow good for her, but I thought Lopez said on the radio that he finished her off once Sarge left Blood Gulch.  

    Oh Vic, you always make me laugh. 

    • Dark__Avenger FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 month ago

      It was shown that she was still alive after Epsilon was able to broadcast the sos message from chorus. She saw the message in the computer and referred to Lopez as the guy that choked her till she passed out.

    • MartyGras2

      1 month ago

      Ok thank you.   I guess must of I missed that.

    • ZAGON117

      1 month ago

      how many times do i have to say this. if sister can survive under ice, ( that means underwater. sub 0 temps) for 3 hours and come out pregnant.......i dont think a little choke hold will killl her... besides knowing he rshes probably kinky enough to have lots of ppl do that to her

  • Queenagentnewtexy

    1 month ago

    oh my gosh, this was so awesome  heart_eyes


    I like the new camera guy, he's funny and sweet.



    I feel sorry for Vic, he needs a hug or a A.I. Girlfriend


    so he wont be so lonely enough to want to die.


    OH MY GOSH IT'S A UNICORN MAN! THE AGE OF UNICORN MEN IS HERE! THEY ALL WILL TAKE OVER AND MAKE US EAT THE FOODS WE DON'T LIKE!!

    I am so nicknaming that guy The Unicorn Man..............keep him away from me, if the age of the Unicorn men are true then I do not want him to take away any food I like away from me and make me eat the foods I don't...........wait........a thought just came to me, Sister said Bi right?


    does that mean she swings both ways?


    I knew she was in the closet!! 


  • Rob_cpMetis

    1 month ago

    I was REALLY hoping for the pan up at the end to be a Scorpion (SHEILA?). That would have been a *real* harckon back to Blood Gulch.

  • ShadowSpark

    1 month ago

    So, she's going to marathon the Blood Glutch Chronic, hope she has a lot of snacks and drinks =D

    Also, poor Vic, why didn't he have someone upload his AI into a robotic shell, that way he would be free... maybe he's not that type of AI

    • Rob_cpMetis

      1 month ago

      Probably only smart AIs can do that, and VIC is most likely more of a Freckles/SHEILA variety.

  • Seanical

    1 month ago

    one hundred 5-minute long security logs of the reds and blues? Man, I wish we could see those.

  • krabbie229

    1 month ago

    rest in peace Vic

    • ZAGON117

      1 month ago

      ... dont suppose she could have taken him with her

  • cool141dude

    1 month ago

    holy shit...they found sheila...

    somebody get caboose.

  • ruyt222 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 month ago

    Just got FIRST, when does the next episode come out?

  • SkoomCat

    1 month ago

    im doing the 30+ free trial to see how i like it but i still cant watch the show? i dont mind waiting but i rather thought that would be a benefit. am i missing something?

    • ElderVault FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 month ago

      you diddnt do it right if you had activated the 30 day trial you would have a star by your name

  • Ninjafartman

    1 month ago

    this season is looking great so far but the wait is killing me id be able to deal with it if it was like a tv show ep were it was 24 minutes long but to wait this long for a 9 minute long ep is harder to stomach.

    • METAMAN666 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 month ago

      That's just part of the awesomeness of red vs blue. that and the near unbearable cliffhangers...I love this show. :)

  • JCGifford85

    1 month ago

    RT, I have one thing to say:  WHERE IS MY GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKING EPISODE?!  WHY ISNT IT LIKE THE LAST TWO YEARS WHERE I CAN WATCH IT THE NEXT GODDAMN DAY WITHOUT WAITING UNTIL THE NEXT WEEK?!  YOU GUYS SUCK AT THIS SCHEDULE NOW!

    • BobTheTitan777

      1 month ago

      Okay, first, calm your tits, we're all feeling the pain, but second, yeah I'm also wondering what's up with that

    • ZAGON117

      1 month ago

      hey, u wanna watch the episode. fucking pay cheap ass. or wait like me and everyone else. rooster teeth has to make money. so quit bitching and pay up or shut up. ive had enough of ppl complaining that it is a one week wait. they made the show, they put work into it, they deserve credit for doing so. so, to u and everyone else who think their so hard done by. SHUT THE FUCK UP. zagon out

    • JCGifford85

      1 month ago

      First off, Zagon...or whatever the hell your name is....I know how hard they work to make and post on their site the shows we enjoy.  And I realize the First members see it before we do.  But waiting a FUCKING WEEK after it's release is ridiculous.  The schedule before was First members see it then 24 hours later, regular members see it.  And then non members watch it later in the week.  That's how it should be.  This is the Adult Swim April Fool's prank x 100 kind of shit right here.  And second, learn to spell.  Your post reply makes you look like an uneducated idiot who can't spell out the word.  And you must be a noob here on this site.

    • LocatedFlyer

      1 month ago

      Guys, this is pretty juvenile, just calm down and accept the facts. There is no point in picking up on minor spelling mistakes, to be honest, it's annoying that we have to wait, but it's ridiculous that people are now arguing about something that we really have very little control over.

    • yeho

      1 month ago

      you guys do know the first membership is a trick, if i remember right they un-first an episode only when the next is finaly out, meaning that although you will get episodes faster at first, in the long run we will all still have to wait for the exact same amount of time until the next is out, its just making something look cheaper while its not like $x.99, just a normal marketing strategy, ima go post this on another coment now

    • Rhinohide

      1 month ago

      I don't know how many of you actually read the announcements on this site, but Matt Hullum literally told us they were going back to the original scheduling style of regular members getting the episodes a week later. 

    • ZAGON117

      1 month ago

      JC. firstly. whats up with my spelling. i made no errors when i told u off. unless u count using u as one. if they kept it at 24h then how many ppl would get first over waiting a few hours. but if u think about it, u still have to wait the same amount of time. 1 week. besides waiting a week extra from the air date. now were in the one week loop.  dude, its just a week. we wait half a year... no more, like 8 months for rwby and rvb whats an extra week. besides, we will only wait 8 months cuz we will see the last episode of season 15 a week late. so a week after the first members have started waiting for season 16. we will watch the last ep and start our wait a week late. besides, i always used to wait a week for it to get on YouTube, i almost never watched it here cuz of how hard the site used to be to use. so take a chill pill and kill some time. names Zachary. ZAGON117 is my you tube channels name. if u have half a brain u can understand what i just clearly told u.

  • callum2204 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 month ago

    where is episode 3?

    • RavenFal

      1 month ago

      They come out on Sundays, not Saturdays.

  • Stealthlooper FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Not-so-stealthy Gamer

    1 month ago

    a little theory of mine may be if Cap. Butch Flowers comes back.... from the dead.... 

    OMG New

    Spin-Off Mini-series; Red vs Blue: Reanimated !!!!! (Hopefully)

    • BobTheTitan777

      1 month ago

      Wait, do you mean like rwby chibi where they kept Pyrrha?

    • METAMAN666 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 month ago

      THey literally already did that in the blood gulch chronicles dude. Like the exact same concept only for him to be killed for a joke. And it was hilarious might I add. 

  • Riff-Raff

    1 month ago

    When can normal members watch? 

    • Pauseacorn

      1 month ago

      Sunday morning

    • silencednight01 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 month ago

      there is a counter when you hover over the "show" tab, its on the left

    • LEGOEPIC

      1 month ago

      so has RT just abandoned their regular members? it used to be we got everything almost a week earlier than youtube (a day after sponsors and one before non members on the site), then it changed to a day, now it's only certain shows we get a day early. Burnie would talk about "having your own space" and "not relying on someone elses platform", but with a far worse video player and almost no incentives to use this site, there's almost no point in coming here.

    • Riff-Raff

      1 month ago

      Ugh, it's just really annoying that non -FIRST members now have to wait so long for a new ep. I understand RT wanting to make a FIRST membership more appealing by lengthening the amount of time between release dates, but to this extent? I don't want to seem like I'm a whiney little brat, I am perfectly fine with people getting new content first by paying, but now all non-FIRST members are cut off completley from the comunity. Apparently I, along with other "normal" members, can watch episode two tomarrow, but all FIRST members already have ep three to talk about. That basically means that there is no online forum for non-FIRSTs to go without spoilers. All this has done is make it so I can't talk about my favorite show anymore without having it spoiled. 

    • atamokeN FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 month ago

      @Riff-Raff Actually, we don't have episode 3 either yet, also it only costs like $20 for 6 months of membership last I've checked. they don't automatically charge you either unless things've changed. so whenever you got $20 on you that's 6 more months for the price of less than two subway meals. I'm not saying this whole fiasco isn't bad. I'm just saying that it's not that hard to fix on a personal level. If I were in your position I'd try to make it so I wasn't in that position by just getting the membership. Though I will say that this situation means that RT first members should go out of their way to avoid spoiling the episode for those who haven't seen it. Alternatively you could share an account with a friend or watch together on someone else's account. Make a watching party of it, use it as an opportunity to connect more with friends, there are creative solutions out there.

    • yeho

      1 month ago

      you guys do know the first membership is a trick, if i remember right they un-first an episode only when the next is finaly out, meaning that although you will get episodes faster at first, in the long run we will all still have to wait for the exact same amount of time until the next is out, its just making something look cheaper while its not like $x.99, just a normal marketing strategy, ima go post this on another coment now

    • Riff-Raff

      1 month ago

      @atamokeN

      Yeah, I know that a sponsorship is fairly cheap- the problem is that I do not have a credit card (not old enough.) Believe me, if RT sold gift cards that would work on the website, I would definatly buy a sponsorship. And I know that a majority of first members are being very courteous and not spoiling, but there are still some who do/would.

  • StephenDuerr FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 month ago

    Who the hell is THAT?

    • RavenFal

      1 month ago

      Someone awesome, from the look of it.

    • StephenDuerr FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 month ago

      I'm not disputing that, he DOES look pretty badass.

  • KILL3RTACO FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 month ago

    Sooooo.... The Blood Gulch Chronicles had 100 episodes.. Each roughly 5 minutes in length... So I guess she's just gonna watch Seasons 1-5 of RvB? lol


    Nice callback to using the tank as a dolly by the way.

  • ToddKeefe FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 month ago

    Does New Frank have Braille on his chest plate, and does it say R.T.? Or am I just seeing things. I know it's sideways and depending on the way you read it it could say T.R.