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Comments (1668)

  • dsheemstra

    1 year ago

    My zombie plan is to get all the baloney in the house, and go up and sit on the roof.
    And then, when the apocalypse is over, I eat some baloney.

  • Aqua113

    2 years ago

    What surprises me most is that Tex is actually going along with this.

  • TARDIS117

    2 years ago

    Caboose is so stupid, that zombies have to grab a flashlight to search for his brains.

  • Caboose29567

    2 years ago

    Church told me that Sheila and I should help the zombies.

  • Bro_Phist_69

    3 years ago

    my other zombie plan involves a bow hundreds of arrows and auto-knee lock on

  • Bro_Phist_69

    3 years ago

    *over*

  • Bro_Phist_69

    3 years ago

    dude i dont have a survival plan my zombie plan is when the apocalypse hits im gunna grab a machete and take out as many of those mother fuckers before i get to the white house and lauch all the nuclear missiles ever the earth

  • Benji796

    3 years ago

    Probably dig a mote around my house and fill it with some sort of acid.

  • AngelOfTheMad Fab-Lord 9001

    3 years ago

    mine would probably go to Red Jacket Firearms (voted the safest plase in a zombie appocolypse by Max Brooks!) with a semi full of non-perishable food items, while using Lopez and Master Chief to cover my escape!

  • Spartan9017

    3 years ago

    Bow chika buahhhhhhhhhhhhh

  • EricDaponte

    3 years ago

    My plan is take rooster teeth to FPS Russia's house with me

  • Razor2341

    3 years ago

    My zombie plan, cruise ship, take it out and don't let them get on the boat, then take off.

  • cooleman

    3 years ago

    my zombie plan is to make my house look something like the house in i am legend

  • cooleman

    3 years ago

    this was my very first rooster teeth video

  • GoldenWheat

    4 years ago

    Alaska. nuff said

  • SnazzyKamo

    4 years ago

    "Bryaaaaaaan"

  • Neefu

    4 years ago

    lawls... somebody quoted this in "ask tina"...

    www.nbc.com/30-rock/video/on-dancing-and-...

  • tacosoup15

    4 years ago

    my zombie plan:ask caboose to "help" the zombies.

  • The98

    4 years ago

    Wow time to stock up my gun and hide in my safe house with a laser wall electric floor and retractable miniguns. if all that fails, wait for me Grif!

  • kuperman11

    4 years ago

    Tucker:"hey tex bet it's bean awhile since you had some fresh meat" Tex:"up yours" Tucker: "Bow-chika-bow-woooaaaaaaa"

  • rt_4life

    4 years ago

    mine is to eat doc and shotgun griff

  • Tyler0120

    4 years ago

    Bow-chika-bow-wooaaaaaaaaaaaa! Brian need Brian. Just go to Family Guy.

  • stargate050

    4 years ago

    My plan is to buy a one way ticket to anartica.

  • cgun

    4 years ago

    My zombie plan takes up two pages and is the same plan as most of my friends's plans, because I wrote out a detailed survival guide for each of them. Why? Because I'm awesome.

  • Neon_Ghost

    4 years ago

    Wierdly, I have the same plan as Simmons, except after the two weeks, I hack my way out of the attic and head for the abandoned warehouses on the outskirts of town. My sis brought a zombie survival guide to study for such an occasion.

  • nibbles77

    5 years ago

    My plan is to grab a big stick and start hitting every zombie.

  • David_Mac

    5 years ago

    I totally have a zombie plan. Walmart, anyone?

  • kenzee1023

    5 years ago

    mine is go to another planet bow chicka bow wow

  • ninetymike

    5 years ago

    In reply to scruff6662, #1638:

    ummm... I have a friend who has an ACTUAL zombie plan

  • BADTrojanMan

    5 years ago

    never gets old

  • sargepuma

    6 years ago

    good thinking from red team with the zombie plans, i have my own too lol

  • hihisakura

    6 years ago

    MY zombie plan is to lock myself in a time capsule in my attic that is headed for the moon...Or head to a church attic in Alaska.

  • DaCuban RTX Expo Guardian

    6 years ago

    mine is to go back to cuba..... ahh.... cuba._

  • scruff6662

    6 years ago

    If you don't have a zombie plan then get one because otherwise your Brian will be eaten.

  • SquirrelsWay

    7 years ago

    My uncle and I actually came up with a plan for when zombies take over. We were unsure of whether or not we were going by left 4 dead rules or classic zombie rules, but we came up with some pretty good plans. We even discussed how we could make moltov cocktails if stuck in a place without any hard liquor. It's the most awesome plan ever!

  • Beast1369

    7 years ago

    i have a plan and still like doc

  • Mr_Green

    7 years ago

    i recently found the book of my dreams for just this occation:

    The Zombie Survival Guide: Complete Protection from the Living Dead
    by Max Brooks

    so forget 37 plans, this thing has it all.


    zombies rule

  • speeddemon6

    7 years ago

    This is a great PSA. Recently near Austin, Texas (RT's new location) there was some electronic signs saying about zombies... It makes you wonder...

    The stuff about the sigh is here:
    www.msnbc.msn.com/id/21134540/vp/28910197#28900495

  • Valarious

    7 years ago

    This is my favorite PSA!

  • Kage687

    7 years ago

    Caboose is awesome

  • Nieriel

    7 years ago

    never screw with sarge, or his boom-stick!

  • Biohazard666

    7 years ago

    Best bow chicka bow wow ever!!!

  • VonnieG

    7 years ago

    No matter how many times I watch it, it's still funny.

    "Moaning, MOANing..."

  • Phecda

    7 years ago

    What is your zombie plan?

  • Syphilitis

    7 years ago

    Hey Tex I bet it's been a while since you've had some fresh meat...
    bow chicka wow rowooaoaoaooooaooaoaaooooooooooooo

  • VassagoLQ

    7 years ago

    i now have a list of 61 Contingency plans, and counting

  • CABOOSE01122

    7 years ago

    funniest PSA ever!!

  • TheBeast007

    8 years ago

    BRIAN! BRIAAAAN! caboose is awesome

  • Hyozanryu

    8 years ago

    lol moaning

  • kik6614

    8 years ago

    Bow Chicka wow woaaaaaaaaaaaaauggggggggghhhhhh

    lol ny favorite line