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  • Kinetic Type Contest with Red vs. Blue Quotes!

    Red vs. Blue: Kinetic Type Contest with Red vs. Blue Quotes!

    Send in your Kenetic Type videos using your favorite quotes from Red vs. Blue! The winners will get props on the RT website, the new quote posters and their video uploaded to our Youtube Channel!

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Comments (101)

  • user-55d14be47c693

    5 months ago

  • user-55d14be47c693

    5 months ago

  • user-55d14be47c693

    5 months ago

  • user-55d14be47c693

    5 months ago

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    5 months ago

  • user-55d14be47c693

    5 months ago

    WARNING! CARRY ON READING OR ELSE YOU WILL DIE, even if you only looked at the word warning! Once there was a little girl named Clarissa. She was ten-years-old and she lived in a mental hospital because she killed her mom and dad. She got so bad that she went to kill all the staff in the hospital, so the More-government decided that the best idea was to get rid of her so they set up a special room to kill her as humane as possible, but it went wrong the machine they were using went wrong. And she sat there in agony for hours until she died. Now every week on the day of her death, she returns to the person that reads this letter, on a Monday night at 12:00a.m. She creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by cutting you and watching you bleed to death. Now send this to ten other pictures on this one site, and she will haunt someone else who doesn't. This isn't fake. Apparently, if you copy and paste this to ten comments in the next ten minutes, u will have the best day of ur life tomorrow. U will either get kissed or asked out. If u break this chain, u will see a little dead girl in your room. In 53 mins someone will say I love you or I'm sorry

  • user-55d14be47c693

    5 months ago

  • user-55d14be47c693

    5 months ago

  • user-55d14be47c693

    5 months ago

  • user-55d14be47c693

    5 months ago

    WARNING! CARRY ON READING OR ELSE YOU WILL DIE, even if you only looked at the word warning! Once there was a little girl named Clarissa. She was ten-years-old and she lived in a mental hospital because she killed her mom and dad. She got so bad that she went to kill all the staff in the hospital, so the More-government decided that the best idea was to get rid of her so they set up a special room to kill her as humane as possible, but it went wrong the machine they were using went wrong. And she sat there in agony for hours until she died. Now every week on the day of her death, she returns to the person that reads this letter, on a Monday night at 12:00a.m. She creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by cutting you and watching you bleed to death. Now send this to ten other pictures on this one site, and she will haunt someone else who doesn't. This isn't fake. Apparently, if you copy and paste this to ten comments in the next ten minutes, u will have the best day of ur life tomorrow. U will either get kissed or asked out. If u break this chain, u will see a little dead girl in your room. In 53 mins someone will say I love you or I'm sorry

  • KingM

    3 years ago

    half the things Sarge says should be on a t-shirt

  • SkweezyDuck

    3 years ago

    you just got sarged!

  • griffball777

    4 years ago

    I also like chupathingy

  • SargentCab95

    4 years ago

    Chupathingy

  • thomashaze1

    4 years ago

    ha ha ha ha ha ha
    Agent Maine
    Agent Washington
    and
    Agent Wyoming
    are my hero and the director of project freelancer is my ideal

  • Honso

    4 years ago

    Sarge is my Hero

  • edson6030

    4 years ago

    funny

  • liamthom

    5 years ago

    Rvb should make commercials out of these.

  • StDumpALOT

    5 years ago

    And yes I know I'm late I just got my account

  • StDumpALOT

    5 years ago

    Awesomeness ! Has any one made one with simmonsized in their video because that's stupid and funny the best combination there is

  • CabooseBro11

    5 years ago

    We just got Sarge'd.

  • Machinimax

    5 years ago

    You heard what he said. You just got Sarged. End of story...dirtbag.

  • crazyanded

    5 years ago

    great

  • Zombiebreath

    5 years ago

    He says the quotes that he says in the frickin series[img]

  • raz0rblade

    5 years ago

    It's interesting to hear Matt doing the quotes from Season One in the newer voice.......just reminds you how much better Sarge has gotten as the years have gone by!

    In reply to Hooligan8806, #28:

    I actually wanted to ask him to do his O'Malley voice for me at RvBTO 2010, just so I could hear it.........but by the time I remembered he was three sheets to the wind and dancing on the tables. Maybe this year?

  • MuffinManXX

    5 years ago

    Shoop da whoop

  • StockyCoderr

    5 years ago

    to the drawing board

  • topeh1

    5 years ago

    when will you guy make more redvsblue make season 9

  • edson6030

    5 years ago

    good job guys

  • blarg55

    5 years ago

    In reply to jokersflame, #1:

    best starting comment ever

  • blarg55

    5 years ago

    when are they going to make the next seson of RVB i swear to god its been forever since i've watched anything new on this site besides fails of the weak and those have no story what so ever other then the fact that watching people fail is sometimes funny and enjoyable who wants more RVB???

  • Megalis

    5 years ago

    dude i can't wait to see the first season on halo reach! it'll be awesome.

  • lilETHANguy

    5 years ago

    rvb always epic always affective always fuuny and a lot of caboose

  • Yapity

    5 years ago

    i don't know what kinetic is other than kinetic energy. are we supposed to make a vid like this??

  • Caboose55632

    5 years ago

    This is Awesome!

  • Atoriol

    5 years ago

    Looking forward to it.
    Now if you'll excuse I have to go make my boyfriend talk in a southwestern accent and wield a shotgun.

  • mrandrew5555

    5 years ago

    R u making seson 9

  • Skaman789

    5 years ago

    Tonight we dine in hell

  • firecat908

    5 years ago

    caboose church tuker should of won the war darn wait no more redvsblue vidoes :(

  • firecat908

    5 years ago

    In reply to oscilox, #26:

    yea

  • Max21

    5 years ago

    "This is the best thing since Grifball"

  • kkikkiki

    5 years ago

    just been sarged!

  • LostNorthern

    5 years ago

    um its kind of hard to do but its possible i don't have the thing to do it maybe RT should create a system to make the kinetic video its would be more easier for people who can make vid

  • TheShark

    5 years ago

    oh sorry I don't have my wallet, but I do have my checkbook with me!

  • rating

    5 years ago

    hn

  • EpicFail7777

    5 years ago

    awsome though i was hyped up for a red vs blue new seson.

  • TopHatt3r

    5 years ago

    Aw man, it's too awesome! How are we supposed to beat that?

  • SaturdayNightSamuel

    5 years ago

    Sweeeeeeeeeeeet

  • branmaster

    5 years ago

    Sounds fun!

  • aheartsugeon

    5 years ago

    I don't know how to use my computer so this sucks