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Joel's Meat Diet

RT Animated Adventures: Joel's Meat Diet

Joel tells the story of when he was a waiter on the hit show "Ally McBeal," and an embarrassing food situation he got himself into in front of Portia de Rossi and Lucy Liu.

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  • combatukulele FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold ayyy

    2 months ago

    sounds like he was on the fuck me anyway diet

  • JayyKayy

    3 years ago

    A potato bar sounds amazing and the Lucy Liu character is super cute.

  • TitanMeethos

    3 years ago

    Leave it to Joel to eat an entire bowl of synthetic bacon, to prove a point.

  • Meagan FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 years ago

    It's actually RT PODCAST #214... in case anyone else looked at #216 saw that it wasn't the right one.

  • Mictwister2

    3 years ago

    Eating bacon bits like a boss!!!

  • Darktitan

    3 years ago

    Lol!

  • Taigher

    3 years ago

    I like how instead of just correcting himself instantly he freaked out and started talking about how badly he messed up the story.

  • BlayneSmith

    3 years ago

    bacon bits are good though..but not a whole bowl...

  • Bradley FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 years ago

    Fantastic song, and the best music video I've ever seen.

  • THEXSavior FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 years ago

    I wish this rtaa would have gone on longer it would get funnier

  • VoodooSoup FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 years ago

    THEY SKIPPED THE BEST PART!! It's when Joel goes "I have a giant FUCKING bowl. I have fucking GIANT fucking bowl of fucking bacon bits..."

  • Mindjet

    3 years ago

    THIS is why you should read!

  • JamesWaller1

    3 years ago

    wtf

  • BRealistic19

    3 years ago

    Why bacon bits on a taco bar?
    And who would spoon dry bacon bits into a bowl thinking it was ground beef and not think "Wow, this beef is REALLY dry.."?
    The real story is probably more like "Joel thinks he is filling a bowl with ground beef from a taco bar.. but it too distracted trying to pose all cool for the cute actresses to notice it is actually dry ass bacon bits on a potato/salad/something else bar."

  • JanetMiller1

    3 years ago

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  • Ninjawhunt99 Ninjawhunter

    3 years ago

    this is hilarious

  • danbonrp FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 years ago

    16 slurs in this episode

  • JacksonOwens

    3 years ago

    15 fucks in one fucking video

  • Syrlhan FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Overlord/???

    3 years ago

    I've been waiting for this animated adventure to come out since the moment I saw/heard this podcast for the first time. Did not disappoint.

  • LillyBugLove

    3 years ago

    Karma.

  • Buttkicker98

    3 years ago

    I see two problems in this story.
    1. Why would there be bacon bits at a taco bar?
    2.Why would there be ground beef at a potato bar?

  • shadow1130 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 years ago

    Video can't load, can anyone help?

  • Crux136 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 years ago

    That is awesome XD

  • JumboWheat01

    3 years ago

    Way to stick to your guns, Joel!

  • Evalelfgrl

    3 years ago

    i loved that podcast it was hystarical and that animation made that one part 10x better XD

  • ProudGinger FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 years ago

    This is from the first podcast I watched live. This story alone made sponsorship worth it.

  • WhiskyOmega

    3 years ago

    Joel's sweat probably smelled like bacon for a while after that one. smiley0.gif

  • HAKURU_15 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Triple G

    3 years ago

    haha yes! I've been waiting for this like forever!

  • Perraith

    3 years ago

    "Not even bacon!"

    That's what's so cruel about Bacon Bits! There's no reason for them to NOT be Bacon!

    I love how he freaked out when realized he messed up the story. hehe.

  • orangeapple FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 years ago

    Bacon = greatest thing in the world.
    Bacon bits = not so much.

  • RainbowStorm

    3 years ago

    lmfao

  • StephenNorm

    3 years ago

    Funny cause bacon bits are commonly associated with potatoes.

  • Preditor117

    3 years ago

    I love how in early episodes of the podcast Joel said he tried not to swear when he could avoid it, but now he'll just say shit like "I had a fucking giant fucking bowl of fucking bacon bits!" Man he really not give a fuck. Well that's not true, he gives about 3 or 4 per sentence on average. And that's why we love him.

  • pimpnswivel

    3 years ago

    This is why Joel is the greatest person ever. *gone too far, can't turn back now*

  • Matt317 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold the guy

    3 years ago

    YES! I was wondering when this was going to be a RTAA. This was one of my favorite podcast stories.

  • Cove FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Dancing Shark

    3 years ago

    Those bacon bits have yet to leave his body.

  • Steelerfan65

    3 years ago

    None of the videos will load for me, looks like I'm heading to youtube.

  • CulCoffey FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 years ago

    STICK IT TO THE MAN!

  • WarrenFurbec

    3 years ago

    That's probably something Caboose would do

  • Konjibo

    3 years ago

    lol smiley0.gif

  • JosephDavis

    3 years ago

    I like Joel's Diet.

  • DemonSlayerK FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 years ago

    oh Joel lol smiley4.gif

  • Cybrotechno

    3 years ago

    Bacon bits are one of the very few foods that will totally enialate your ass-hole.

  • DaftBard

    3 years ago

    An entire bowl of synthetic bacon bits. It takes some dedication to eat an entire bowl of them. Me, if I eat one, I just spit it out and leave whatever it was in for the dog.

  • Lylith FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 years ago

    I loved this the first time I heard it on the Podcast, I was dying laughing through this story.

  • mrbibs350

    3 years ago

    Synthetic bacon has a crapload of preservatives, maybe that's why Joel doesn't age?

  • talia_lol

    3 years ago

    Thank you Jordan for not animating the part where they compare BacoBits to scabs, so gross, lmao!

  • SamCook

    3 years ago

    The first comment is a BS ad, so sad

  • AztecSamurai FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 years ago

    oh Joel
    showing you can make a mistake and own up to it or you can make it your own and freak everyone out :)

  • blargman123

    3 years ago

    yolo