Chopped Stick

RT Animated Adventures: Chopped Stick

Gus tells the story of a man in China who, in a spell of loneliness, decided to cut off his junk, and the aftermath which followed.

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  • MarandaLeffe FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 years ago

    I told this story to one of my guy friends and he literally just lay down on the floor and held his crotch saying "how upset would you have to be!?"

  • Wolverinex01x

    2 years ago

    Jesus Christ

  • RobbieRobbin

    2 years ago

    I'd have to say the only thing that suck about watching animated adventures is that the commercials are almost as long as the videos. Watching multiple videos is a pain.

  • Clakra

    3 years ago

    LOL Why in the hell would you cut your own dick off in the first place??? What about masturbation you dumdass! ^0^

  • rc7781

    3 years ago

    kmack told the smame story

  • Perraith

    3 years ago

    I laugh but that is also cringe-inducing - ouch!

  • Spectrum122 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 years ago

    I still wonder how do you forget your dick in which you just cut off smiley3.gif

  • Jay_Vendetta

    3 years ago

    Haha, I haven't got any pockets so I guess I'll just transport my severed dick in my own mouth.

  • ShadowSnipr

    3 years ago

    My friend was cringing the whole time while I showed this to him.

  • NexAngelus40 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 years ago

    Y'know it's funny cause the first successful penis transplant was done in China, although the guy who got the transplant later had the surgery reversed due to "psychological issues" shared by him and his wife. smiley8.gif

  • KillerWilly

    3 years ago

    Lol, the dickless man's name was "Yang" Hu... I wonder how RWBY's Yang would respond to that?

  • ciarzard27

    3 years ago

    Ahahahahahahahahahaha Gavin's what if really made the video

  • Phantasos12 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 years ago

    That was a bit much for my sensibilities, but that's just my opinion. Just seemed a lot darker than all the other RTAAs. Again, JMO.

  • Agent_Zer0x

    3 years ago

    "Subtle Penis Joke"

  • Phantasos12 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 years ago

    That was rough...JMO

  • JeriahTKD

    3 years ago

    Showing the blood trails is what sells it.

  • potatoman18

    3 years ago

    why? just why

  • Cove FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Dancing Shark

    3 years ago

    I like the live chicken in the grocery bag!

  • musix

    3 years ago

    That was hard to watch.

  • koray5113

    3 years ago

    What the hell has to go through your head to do that?

  • Yawnski FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 years ago

    What exactly was this guy's logic? "Man, I'm lonely. I guess I'd better chop off my wiener." What was he gonna do, put a little hat on it and talk to it!?

  • Mindjet

    3 years ago

    Why do some people have to be so stupid?!?

  • Tex4ever

    3 years ago

    Now we know what an asian Gavin would look like, lol

  • SsgSpectre FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 years ago

    ich.... I actually have lost all desire to eat right now....

  • frontflip922

    3 years ago

    This is the best

  • H3llochelo

    3 years ago

    Dang, after the podcast released last week in which Gus and Burnie discussed the uneven ratio of men to women, I don't find it difficult to believe this story anymore. With such a large population of men being incapable of finding a partner of the opposite sex, it must be a situation that is difficult to imagine. To never be able to love someone and then have a family with them is something profoundly sad. On the plus side, at least we in the U.S.A don't have this dilemma yet.

  • Cosmin_IT

    3 years ago

    Sweet title Barbara

  • NealMcNeal FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold The Real Deal

    3 years ago

    Its never a dull moment on the RT Podcast.

  • anatomy_boy

    3 years ago

    If a pe pe is cut off you can only live for 3 or more hours... for sme reason my pe pe hearts

  • C0LT0N FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 years ago

    Not sure if someone has already said this or not, but I'm pretty sure that guy had a HARD time with all that.... eh eh.... anyone? No...? Well ok.

  • Sean_s FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 years ago

    Couldn't help myself but...

    i.imgur.com/SIdxG7V.gif

    i.imgur.com/EZPXsKh.gif

  • TehPunisher

    3 years ago

    uhhhh guys it's real....

    www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2478848/Depresse...

  • Samy12369 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 years ago

    please animate burnie's crazy dream smiley10.gif

  • WhiskyOmega

    3 years ago

    I think that guy needs mental help way more then he needs a girlfriend.

  • lukeglover80 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold RT is Great!

    3 years ago

    why did they make this one an animated adventure lol so many to choose from :P

  • kingluke663 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 years ago

    Out of everything on the Podcast they could of animated....they did this....

  • PhilB

    3 years ago

    what an idiot. but his idiocy makes a great and hilarious story.

  • DemandCookie

    3 years ago

    Why cut his dick off becaue he's lonely? That's what masterbating is for.

  • The8BitStitt

    3 years ago

    Dick flick

  • sodafromyoda

    3 years ago

    That's what I think when I see three lines of blood.

  • Hunter04 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Hunt

    3 years ago

    Not gonna lie, the staff at that Chinese hospital are real dicks.

  • HAKURU_15 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Triple G

    3 years ago

    hahaha that was funny i hope there would be the lindsay wedding dress episode

  • RachOut FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 years ago

    Some pretty good blood animations.

  • Arcaded

    3 years ago

    what a moron why would he cut off his own dick?

  • Jsahl FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 years ago

    Gavin's little bit at the end was the best.

  • shinhwariza

    3 years ago

    hmm... Jordan did you use google translate? Cause the Chinese was wrong lol
    btw, the dude cut it off because he had hallucinations that his dick was cursing him not because he didn't have a girlfriend

  • Chiron723 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 years ago

    This is a horrifying visual for any guy. What is the whole story with that guy? No way was his whole reason for doing it because he was depressed.

  • KainX10 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 years ago

    I'm still just waiting for Jordan to animate burnies fucking crazy ass dream.

  • Great_Winner

    3 years ago

    It bothers me to wonder why he'd cut his dick off and then decide it was a bad idea. Why would he do it out of loneliness?

  • kylepezz FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 years ago

    I love the little things like what the guy had in his grocery bag.