The Snail Assassin

RT Animated Adventures: The Snail Assassin

In RTAA #164, in one of his strangest hypothetical scenarios ever, Gavin wonders what it would be like if you were constantly chased by a snail with a deadly touch.

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  • Fukuro_Yoru FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 months ago

    Ah, the origins of 'Million Dollars, But...'. That snail should be darned proud of himself.

  • RelientJabez

    1 year ago

    So I just found out that it takes a snail 115 days to travel 1 mile. So he would only travel a little over 3 miles a year! I would totally take the money.

    • Bowchikahonkhonk

      8 months ago

      I'd just do what Jhawk said, and then leave the snail trapped in the container. I'd also take that container with me and throw it into a british garbage can. Even if it escaped from that can, it would take it would get to america by the time I was dead.

  • Jhawk_163

    1 year ago

    How to defeat the snail step one, get a guy to put it into a plastic container, step 2 dig a really deep hole, step 4 put the container the snail is in in said hole, step 5 win at life

  • Kator_07

    1 year ago

    This is pretty much the movie It Follows.

  • NikkiPikaP

    2 years ago

    One day I want to be as happy as that snail when it finally got into that briefcase and fell asleep.

  • Chikitychain FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 years ago

    Easily the greatest one of those "for x amount of money..." scenarios ever constructed.

  • Franklin413 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold The Alchemist

    2 years ago

    Why don't you just trap the snail in a Plexiglas box?

  • KingTortoise FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold A slow and steady ruler

    2 years ago

    I cried

  • LadyKatana

    2 years ago

    Enjoyed watching this. Thanks for the laugh, I needed it. :)

  • joss

    2 years ago

    I am one of those people always coming up with hypothetical situations to ask people, but I have never, ever come up with anything as brilliant as Gavin's. Can't top that one!

  • thefatasian FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 years ago

    I love the community on here so much better than youtubes. smiley0.gif

  • bandti45

    2 years ago

    Why are these so funny!!!

  • CBeitz FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 years ago

    I would love to live in Gavin's head for five minutes.

  • Perraith

    2 years ago

    I'm just wondering what spawned that kind of hypothetical question.. or is this just a normal thing for Gavin think of?

  • Fridel2

    2 years ago

    Freaking cute. And Evil.

  • ODSTerry

    2 years ago

    COMING THIS SUMMER:the thrill crowds have been waiting for.
    ONE MAN,ONE MURDEROUS SNAIL,ONE IMMORTALITY EACH AND
    10 MILION $!
    Burnie Burns is Burnie Burns in :
    Would you take $10 million if it meant having a snail follow you and if it touched you you would die?

  • Christoph264

    2 years ago

    Catch the snail in a jar, seal the jar, seal the sealed jar in a block of concrete, dump it into the deepest part of the ocean. Problem solved and you have 10 million dollar.

  • JacksonOwens

    2 years ago

    Just tape a cup over it.... if the snail cant go anywhere you win :D

  • Sapphiet

    2 years ago

    It's a good question, would anyone want the money knowing that there was a crazy assassin in the form of a snail who comes with the deal?

  • reccaflam FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 years ago

    Gotta say, my favorite hypothetical question ever...of all time.

  • Stover714 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Canadian-born New Yorker

    2 years ago

    "Laugh it up asshole" LMAO

  • Costaaman

    2 years ago

    This is one of the best ones yet

  • helion_prime

    2 years ago

    test

  • Chizypuff

    2 years ago

    I saw a snail today and laughed because I was wondering who it was after. Thanks for making me look like "that guy" again RT <3

  • Fifenella

    2 years ago

    This may be the greatest thought Gavin has ever had.

  • DominicS

    2 years ago

    What if he got a hold of a snail jetpack or rocket, would be pretty hard

  • GeoffreyReg1

    2 years ago

    I actually once had this thought. Though my version was a really slow invisible monster.

  • trisharianna

    2 years ago

    This needs to be a movie starring Liam Neeson as the snail.

  • 13thSeeker FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 years ago

    I have been waiting for this since the scenario was told

  • stvschafer

    2 years ago

    This is absolutely in my top 5 RTAAs

  • JayRoday

    2 years ago

    Gavin, the weird scenarios guy.

  • Chutulu12802

    2 years ago

    Could u kill the snail. Like shoot it or squash it with a rock

  • zondajag

    2 years ago

    Haven't been able to see roosterteeth videos in firefox for a while now. Being a Sponser for this site is beginning to seem a little pointless....

  • King_Ryan16

    2 years ago

    Snails travel approx 263 mpy ( miles per year) so you could travel to europe, hire your own private surveillance team so you know when the snails coming, then fly back to murica.

  • Yawnski FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 years ago

    I can honestly say that this thought has never occurred to me in any way, shape, or form. Interesting fellow, that Gav.

  • JumboWheat01

    2 years ago

    And that's why we love Gavin's mind.

  • Jacob_Stoner

    2 years ago

    Is....is Gavin broken?

  • kapir

    2 years ago

    Nice drawing burneys car aswell :D

  • denDAY04 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 years ago

    This was definitely one of Gavin's best hypothetical scenarios. :D

  • 008Zulu

    2 years ago

    I would have lured the snail in to the basement, put a glass over it, locked the door and hung up a sign saying; Forbidden! Danger Zone! Under no circumstances is this door to be opened!

  • halocake117 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold I like jerkin it

    2 years ago

    I love the way Jordan drew the snail

  • bwright1991

    2 years ago

    John, I beg of you, somehow make The Snail Assassin a T-Shirt.

  • Caszie FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Fishy Queen

    2 years ago

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  • MashedPeas11

    2 years ago

    Oh my god, I am so done. Hahahahahahaha too funny.

  • xXlegionXx FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 years ago

    Awh. They did not use the idea of the snail having funds to use to get to the person.

  • Silver_Qrow

    2 years ago

    Death by snail-snail

  • GreyGhost9036 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Angry Beaver

    2 years ago

    Snail after a kill: "Requiescat In Pace"

  • AlexisJoy

    2 years ago

    Yeesss! The greatest hypothetical ever has come to life! xD

  • moriyamug FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 years ago

    Gav has so many issues.

  • Mindjet

    2 years ago

    *sniff* This is one of the most beautiful RTAAs I have ever seen.....