Billion Dollars Butt

RT Animated Adventures: Billion Dollars Butt

The gang imagines what they would do if they suddenly had a billion dollars. Would they give it away? Would they stuff it down their pants and walk around? Find out!

Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast #358

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Comments (34)

  • keymaster151

    11 months ago

    Loads of money! look at all that dosh!

  • Kerisato

    1 year ago

    A billion dollars? Well, as others have said, invest in RoosterTeeth would be up there on my list. Actually here's a list (incomplete) with no real priority to any of these:


    - Invest in RoosterTeeth

    - Buy some stock (just a little)

    - Pay off all the debts of my immediate family

    - Buy a monster truck

    - Hire a top notch computer hacker to find the home addresses of people who post spam

    - Then hire someone to smash their kneecaps

    - Rent billboards all over the country and put obscene messages on each them

    - Donate enough to charity and homeless support groups that people won't protest my billboards


    - Travel the world


    • ExplosiveNinja FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      8 months ago

      You had me at the top-notch computer hacker.

  • Greeps

    1 year ago

    I would probably spend a Billion dollars on making Crescent rose or something. Just to have it and to look at it. but it has to be able to cut down trees with one swipe and shoot fire bullets cus that's smart 

  • Queenagentnewtexy

    1 year ago

    this was interesting.

    • Queenagentnewtexy

      1 year ago

      ................WILL YOU STOP WITH THE ROBOT SPAM PLEASE! 

      why is this even happening? I can't be the only one who is annoyed by this at least those who might give a link to something else would leave a real comment with his or her thoughts, I am so seriously annoyed by that and I hope that will stop soon why does this keep happening?! 


      please if you are not a bot, please stop that there have been others who have been doing the same thing and it is just wrong and it becomes annoying for everyone here and if you are a real person and not a bot, please stop it and that goes for everyone else who have been doing the same thing your doing as well..............if I had the powers of She-Hulk I would be turning green because of how much I'm annoyed by how much this has been happening.


      anyway I still find this RT Animated about the money, interesting.


      and funny as well. 


      by the way I really hope that you will stop that because it will make everyone think you are a bot.

  • nafimaster FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    I love the throwback to the amazing mural from the old office 

    • korbitr FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Roller of Ones

      1 year ago

      Isn't it still there? I saw it in a recent First Member Vlog...

  • CandidCamzy FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Gentleman Adventurer

    1 year ago

    A swanky studio apartment in Austin and RTX VIP vacations every year until I die! 

  • DaddysLittleMonster FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold I Eat Shades Of Red

    1 year ago

    If I had a billion dollars, I'd save it for the RT Extra Life and keep donating so they spin the Wheel of Destiny and for stretch goals.

    • Merudon FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 year ago

      That is simultaneously extremely generous and extremely evil

    • xdrfiredogx FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 year ago

      For the kids!


      Ya know.

  • RandomChineseGuy FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    If I'd had a billion dollars, I'd invest in RoosterTeeth

  • Cameron FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    I always love hearing the broadcast team's laughter as a reaction to something

  • Legit-Purpose FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Legit Purpose

    1 year ago

    Speaking of which when will the million show start up again? 

  • Croswynd FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Youtube Anime Superstar

    1 year ago

    Dat RWBY advertising.

  • danthemuffinman FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Youtube/user/Thedan7933

    1 year ago

    Damn, I was gonna make a joke about Gavin being rich. Maybe next time I'll be quicker.

    • Legit-Purpose FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Legit Purpose

      1 year ago

      If I had a billion dollars I would pay the world's best hacker for the best virus and delete all these fucking bot ads. 

    • WalnutSpice

      1 year ago

      Actually, to make those 'Bot Ads' seem worse, I work at a web design company. We call it "SEO" and it's real people typing that shit out. And my boss is trying to get me to do that, but nah. I'd rather quit. 

  • tahupierce FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    When Gavin got the question he probably thought, "What, ANOTHER billion?" 

  • Icky427 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Icky

    1 year ago

    id go double gold

    • CandidCamzy FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Gentleman Adventurer

      1 year ago

      Do it anyway.

  • Kr1sp FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    If I had a billion dollars I'd sponsor a game of Million Dollars But where the money is real if you really do the task.

  • Jasani FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    Imagine Gavins bets with billion dollars. 


    "Hey Michael, 100,000 dollars says you can't drink this gallon of bbq sauce then do a somersault without puking."

    • RogueDelta FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 year ago

      glug glug glug. "You're Fucked!"

  • MrLostLinnk The Coconut

    1 year ago

    That's a lot of money. I don't even think I can spend that much even if I tried lol 

    • sadmadmen FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 year ago

      Welcome to McDonald how may I take your order


      I will take 1.44927536e9 of your $.69 cones please.

  • Daxuran FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    Boy, do I hope to one day have a job where I wouldn't quit even if I had a billion dollars.

  • CrazyOatmeal FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Fuck off.

    1 year ago

    Conversations like these really highlight what kind of people these guys are. Specifically, really fucking funny people.

  • mcnutter97 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Team RNJR

    1 year ago

    That's everyday life for Gavin isn't it?

    • refrakt FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Mike Craig

      1 year ago

      Nah, he's not breaking the money. ;)

  • IanMacIntyre FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    So if anyone ever gets a check from Gus just cash it, maybe it works maybe it doesn't just do it

  • njlamp FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold I rate Tenticle/Tenticle

    1 year ago

    Haha! I love the animation at 1:23