Chris' Smoking Hot Date

RT Animated Adventures: Chris' Smoking Hot Date

Chris goes on a blind date with a woman who turns out to be a little older than expected. Also she doesn't know New Zealand is its own country.


Audio from RT Podcast #380


Directed by Jordan Cwierz
Animated by Quinn Weston


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Comments (32)

  • Kerisato

    10 months ago

    That-Raspy-Woman Voice is going to haunt my dreams tonight.

  • Caverness FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    10 months ago

    Maybe she thought New Zealand was included in the continent of Australia? Zealandia's a thing, right? Benefit of the doubt?  gavin

  • DoubleDuke FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Smile Junkie

    10 months ago

    New Zealand-Australia!  elyse

  • superthotty FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    10 months ago

    For anyone saying you can't inject coke, I know someone who has injected many cokes and marijuanas so ha

  • Queenagentnewtexy

    10 months ago

    I kind of feel sorry for him, but maybe someday he will meet the one that will be miss right.


    can't say I will ever find someone right for me, 


    anyway this was pretty funny hope his next date will go better though.

  • EarlVOstar FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    10 months ago

    I somehow knew the moment Chris told this story that it was going to be animated and I remember as he was telling it that I couldn't wait for the RTAA to come out... I was not disappointed... except that you don't shoot coke. Remember kids, you snort coke and you smoke crack. You inject heroine.

  • TimberWolffe FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold TimberWolffe

    10 months ago

    remember kids don't inject cocaine, if you do anything other than snort it you get high and addicted

    • Kerisato

      10 months ago

      Wait... huh?

  • Gobbles24 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    10 months ago

    Remember when Burnie told that story about Burnie, New Zealand, Australia?

  • Flavio815 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    10 months ago

    Coke in a syringe? Is that even a thing yet?

    • Gamer3427 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold taC terceS

      10 months ago

      I hear it's the only way to get people to consume Coke Zero...


      ...Wait? You mean the drug? Oh, I'll have to get back to you on that one.....

    • Flavio815 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      10 months ago

      Yea the drug. Apparently it is a thing.

  • Vesley1235 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Wesley

    10 months ago

    I would like to believe that Chris went back for a second date.

  • joycejensen444

    10 months ago

    vbnvbnvbnvbnvbnvb

  • DaDopePenguin FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Tucker Did It...

    10 months ago

    No joke. It's called Sexpo. http://www.sexpo.com.au/

    • VanessaMagick FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      10 months ago

      And for anyone in the area, I highly recommend checking it out!

  • nicus9 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    10 months ago

    Gotta love how her profile says Tucker is her spirit animal lol

  • DallasVakarian

    10 months ago

    Ah yes, I live in the beautiful New Zealand, Australia. It's a lovely...Town? State?

    • IanMacIntyre FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      10 months ago

      Location?

  • anime102 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    10 months ago

    Chris you are just a gem sir. That podcast was great

  • pgw_chaos FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    10 months ago

     New Zealand is its own country? Next you will tell me that Africa is not a country. :D

    • Osprey9 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      10 months ago

      About that...

    • Kaitlyn221 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      10 months ago

      Whose Line reference?

  • Bismarckee FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    10 months ago

    I don't think coke comes in a syringe . . .

    • Klassh FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      10 months ago

      maybe not the coke you're doing

    • Caninse FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold MusicalGamer

      10 months ago

      That's how Ryan takes his coke.

    • Gamer3427 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold taC terceS

      10 months ago

      @Canise Nah. He's moved onto an IV bag. The syringe wouldn't hold enough.....

  • CandidCamzy FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Gentleman Adventurer

    10 months ago

    Yikes.

  • Liquidus_Snake0 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    10 months ago

    Poor poor Chris.

  • Dzentelmen FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold I clean my ears everyday

    10 months ago

    It's a christmas miracle! 2 RTAA's for the price of one!

  • YoBoySarge FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold You just got sarged

    11 months ago

    what is this doing here?

  • booyahhayoob FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    11 months ago

    > 1 week from now