Geoff Gets a Dildo in His Butt

RT Animated Adventures: Geoff Gets a Dildo in His Butt

This is the story all about how Geoff's life got flipped turned upside down. So I'd like to take a minute, lemme tell you what, this is exactly how Geoff got a dildo up his butt.

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  • BinHong FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Legit Purpose

    7 months ago

    Nice ass Geoff

  • blspeiser FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    7 months ago

    I am not sure which is more cringeworthy (in a good way): this, or the one about Miles' verbal mistake to his frisky date.

  • dropthegrace The Frenchiest Fry

    7 months ago

    anyone notice how jack said "wait, what?" at 0:10 but ryan was the one talking?

  • LaCapitana

    7 months ago

    This podcast probably wins for most NSFW.

  • kboy21 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Presented with Comment!

    7 months ago

    Griffon's "Dat Ass" face. 15/10.

  • TroyButler FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    7 months ago

    at the beginning they animated Ryan instead of Jack saying "Wait what!" #TeamSameVoice"

  • calumj93 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold #TeamKatya

    7 months ago

    I feel your pain Geoff!

  • RelientJabez

    7 months ago

    I think this is one of the funniest RTAA's in a while!

  • Mr_Charles_Casey FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Martial Guitarist

    7 months ago

    I hope Millie doesn't watch the RTAAs...

    • JohnJoe

      7 months ago

      Millie; MY EYES!!!!

  • DMC23 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    7 months ago

    And this is why we need another Sunday Driving. Gold like this happens

  • Txuzai

    7 months ago

    Millie, please never watch this!

    • lostgamer641 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      7 months ago

      I hate watching the internet and then find my parents talking about how they had sex.

  • Jordan_Battle FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Animator

    7 months ago

    Well done animation peoples!

    • Gilberticus FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold 2D Animator

      7 months ago

      Thanks, Channing Tatum. You're an awesome dancer!

  • Stewart_Who FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    7 months ago

    Given Geoff's honesty and how open he is, I imagine it would be pretty hard for Millie to ever blackmail him.


    "I'll tell Mom!"

    "Everyone on the internet already knows. So does your Mom."

    • RowdyRose FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      7 months ago

      He's definitely wasn't "open" for anal

  • CalumC3098 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    7 months ago

    You'd think that Geoff and Griffon would be more reluctant to talk about their sex life and especially Geoff getting a dildo shoved up his butt. I hope for Milley's sake that she doesn't find this

  • gem_scheltema FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold RTBox reviews each month

    7 months ago

    I'm having awful flashbacks of the driving Griffon was doing in the limo. I love Griffon and her stories though, so it was worth it.

  • oxguy3 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    7 months ago

    Holy crap, user-5743fba67812e, die in a fire. My god, these spambots never give up.

  • notkyle FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold -_-

    7 months ago

    I've been waiting for this RTAA for a thousand years

    • DavidtheWavid FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Kupo!

      7 months ago

      It began in the year of our lord 1016. Amidst her chambers in the stone fortress, she saw a vision of the future. A future in which moving drawings could be shared instantaneously. A future in which a woman covered in tattoos and piercings would not be judged. A future in which women could put an artificial penis in their husbands' posteriors.


      "One day there will be a man called Geoffrey Fink in the new world to the west. And he and his wife will share a story of all these things, and drawings of this situation will come to life. Yea, I say unto thee, it shall come to pass"

      And she waited. Until finally, on the 23rd of May, in the year of our lord 2016, it came to pass just as she had foreseen. And it was good.


  • Alahev FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    7 months ago

    That's why you use lube before you do butt stuff.

    • taylorbd FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      7 months ago

      Yep. There's never too much lube when it comes to butt stuff and you're gotta start with fingers.

    • DMC23 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      7 months ago

      Should've called his good pal Brandon. That dude has TONS of it. Just ask his dog

  • thebeardedmen

    7 months ago

    I don't know why I imagined this story going anywhere else than what it basically is.

  • Cameron FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    7 months ago

    Animating Ryan for Jack was pretty damn funny

    • St0ner1995 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold God of Linux

      7 months ago

      did not notice that, holy shit thats funny

    • Gilberticus FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold 2D Animator

      7 months ago

      Thanks! It was definitely on purpose not. :D

  • Fdcampa FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    7 months ago

    This is where you could stop Animated Adventures for a while and I wouldn't mind because honestly this can keep me laughing and satisfied for a very long time. Go on and work on Camp Camp, you gave us the animated Goeff anal story, your work is done for now.

    • Gilberticus FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold 2D Animator

      7 months ago

      Don't tell us what to do. >:0 #yolo #animatorslife

  • GModtheSire FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    7 months ago

    I never thought that this would be animated, and I'm so happy it was.

  • MJB328 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Blue Team RULES!!!!!!!!!

    7 months ago

    I really hope millie never sees this...ever....for the rest of time.

    • SketchyLuke FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      7 months ago

      i think its best if she doesn't see most of the content Geoff is in

    • TubaMatt Musician

      7 months ago

      I have a theory that these are the sorts of videos that lead her to tell Geoff that she just knows he's not the best dad in the world.

  • Agreyon FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Sponsor

    7 months ago

    Wow that is tragic. I'm not sure who I feel more sorry for Geoff's bruised bum or Griffon being disappointed.

  • lupin096 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    7 months ago

    I just.....don't know anymore.

  • J527bama FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    7 months ago

    So this isn't gonna make it long on Youtube is it?

  • SymbolofNope FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    7 months ago

    best RTAA in a long time

  • Dr_Wondertainment FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Chief Steponyourballs

    7 months ago

    Geoff, you pussied out man. That's all I have to say.

  • SirSutty FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold SirSutty

    7 months ago

    Prostate orgasm makes you cum like a fucking hose

  • GentlemanJax FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    7 months ago

    They were going to save up for Millie's collage. Now they're just hoping to have enough for her therapy.

  • AbstractSpaces FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    7 months ago

    You missed out the best part: Geoff yelling "MILLICENT TURN THIS OFF RIGHT NOW!"

  • PacMonster FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    7 months ago

    1:28 GaGa = (RAH)^2(AH)^3 + FRoma(1 + ma) + (GA)^2 + (OOH)(LA)^2

  • Nguyen013

    7 months ago

    Looks like they just come in a "van" romance

  • White_Rice FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold PE/\KE!!!!

    7 months ago

    As a homosexual, you do not start with the dildo, you work up to the dildo. Then it's fun

    • good2cya FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Horse McDoomkook

      7 months ago

      I'm geniunely curious, how do you work up to the dildo? Fingers?

    • koolkellen09 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      7 months ago

      As another homosexual, I am seriously disappointed with how few men realize the potential of anal stimulation. For you Het'ros out there, believe me you will be surprised how much you like it if it's done right. Also, yes, start with fingers. Foreplay is important.

    • lunchbox8 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      7 months ago

      #ButStuff. hahahahaha

    • eldanesh FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      7 months ago

      yes, fingers are a great way. plenty of lube is needed.
      Full-on dildo doesn't happen overnight. it'll take a few sessions.
      start with either a finger or a prostate massager. work your way up to two or three fingers, or one of the small dildos that look like a fat worm. wands, I think they're called?

      Then if you're feeling good and want to go bigger, that's when dildos come into play. it'll take a while, especially if nothing's gone up there before. I'd say at least 3-5 sessions, at the minimum. but it's very much worth it.

    • Cameyjw FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Cameron

      7 months ago

      You know not every guy likes stuff up their Butt? Some heterosexuals do, some don't - just like some homosexuals do and some don't. That's why the terms Top and Bottom came to be.

    • Cole2999 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      7 months ago

      As a straight(ish) man, I can honestly say I go straight from 1 finger to a vibrator. I'm not even loose, I just don't mind it.

  • DaddysLittleMonster FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold I Eat Shades Of Red

    7 months ago

    So this is what I have to look forward to after I get married? Shoving a dildo up my husband's ass?

    Welp, I'll be sure to buy plenty of lube for when the day comes.

    • KuroShini Epsilon Sequence

      7 months ago

      Massage his anus first for a good 5 minutes at least, you need to really relax the rectum or it hurts like it did for Geoff.

  • Dusty6 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    7 months ago

    And it was some poor schmucks job to animate this...Speaking of schmucks, has anyone seen Jordan?

    • Gilberticus FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold 2D Animator

      7 months ago

      A couple of us schmucks and we see him everyday.

  • AFLoneWolf

    7 months ago

    Missed opportunity with Ryan's "all out assault of Geoff's anal fortress" line.

  • DaveKerk FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Me

    7 months ago

    Did Ryan get animated saying Jack's "Wait what?" in the beginning? Or is it just me...

    • jrbug08 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      7 months ago

      I was gonna say the same thing. Team 'Same Voice is still in effect.

    • DaddysLittleMonster FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold I Eat Shades Of Red

      7 months ago

      To be fair, even Jack and Ryan can't tell their voices apart in the recording. You can't expect a third party to be able to tell them apart if they can't even do it.

  • Kira_Tsukasa FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Gundam Pilot

    7 months ago

    Did anyone else notice the Bad Romance equation on the chalkboard?

  • Akizato FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    7 months ago

    I am so happy this finally got animated.

  • peetey FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Am I cool yet?

    7 months ago

    This made my butt clench up so hard in uncomfortableness.

  • NeedTheFriction FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    7 months ago

    I hope Geoff reads the comments and see's all the people giving him anal advice.

  • GrooviToni FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Shithead

    7 months ago

    this is one the most fucked up thing I've ever seen

  • OnlyAverage FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    7 months ago

    God dammit, I will never be able to meet Geoff at RTX now, because I will have that image of him bent over with Griffon behind him from this if I ever see him.

  • Osprey9 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    7 months ago

    Viewer discreation advised

  • KuroShini Epsilon Sequence

    7 months ago

    All I want to say is. If anal hurts, you're fucking doing it wrong. Lube is your friend, you have to relax it too.

    • Silenteagle7 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      7 months ago

      If it doesn't hurt than you have average or smaller girth, some guys can't help it dude

    • Nohrian_Scum FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold #Trump2016

      7 months ago

      Na, it gotta hurt at first, then that pain turns into pleasure. Even with lube and all.

    • Falkorgaming FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      7 months ago

      That's like saying, if the first time you have sex hurts you're doing it wrong. Any time any part of your body get's stretched it's going to hurt, no matter how much lube there is.

    • Cole2999 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      7 months ago

      The first time with sex is always going to hurt a little. Many people fuck it up (hah) and it ends up hurting the receiver. Anal is easy, though, especially with lube.

    • KuroShini Epsilon Sequence

      7 months ago

      Falkorgaming no it isn't. Unless you use a coloscopy bag or scream everytime you take a shit. Or take really really small ones. You're rectum relaxes and stretches when you're pooing, the main trick to anal, other than lube, is to really relax your rectum, massage it and you can trick it into thinking you're pooing which makes things easier. I know because I actually take it in the arse. Far more than most of you I'm willing to bet.

  • YumiFerrari FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    7 months ago

    Oh my god. Millie, please don't watch this

  • EarlVOstar FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    7 months ago

    That was, quite possibly, the greatest RTAA ever... of all time.

  • djagentdark FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    7 months ago

    I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS!

  • Kogutkam FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    7 months ago

    Several things were not answered, such as: Did you use lube? or even how big was the dildo? Seriously as a guy who has taken things up the butt, you need to do some prep work. Gotta stretch that thing out a bit.

    • IanMacIntyre FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      7 months ago

      for that I recommend watching the source let's play, they talk about it for awhile