Racial Super Texas

RT Animated Adventures: Racial Super Texas

This week, someone tries to guess Gus' race, Kyle and Miles ponder the certainties in life, and Burnie defends Superman's biggest weakness. Let's be real though, standing next to a rock making you lose your powers is pretty lame. Fight me, nerds.

Audio from RT Podcast #363 and #365

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  • dylan1313

    11 months ago

    that Yang reference tho...........

  • Kerisato

    1 year ago

    I've been called Indian (from India, not Native American) among other things so I feel Gus' pain.

  • raajchheda FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold raajchheda

    1 year ago

    .....OH HAI YANG!

  • ndude60

    1 year ago

    Are these still in 4k on YouTube, getting a new 4k monitor

  • milky-eye-balls

    1 year ago

    "if some on stood about 20 feet away from it i wouldn't be like ugh"

    no, no you wouldn't be like ugh, because you would be dead, very dead

  • AnotherSpencer FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    I'm sure there's a reason that Superman is weak to his planet and I'm sure it's logical....but seriously, fuck Superman.

    • FrehleyFan28 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 year ago

      It's because of the Earth's Sun. He gets his powers from the Sun's radiation (it's different than Krypton's red sun). So he would a "normal" Kryptonian on Krypton, he is a super man on Earth. It's the same reason why Zod and the other Krytponian villains have the same strengths and weaknesses as Superman. COMICS!

    • fenrirdies

      1 year ago

      Yeah that explains how the sun makes him able to shoot lasers from his eyes. Just be glad he didn't land on a planet with a blue giant for a sun. The gravity and radiation would make him able to fucking punch reality. Wait superboy did that I guess the entire basis for the character and his race was created by a retarded person. Super man comics are written like this. Bad stuff,bad stuff ,and then superman saved the day! >.> The third superman movie says it all.

  • timothydone

    1 year ago

    Is that Yang at the bar at :20?

    • Robjec FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 year ago

      yes. yes it is (i think :P )

    • RenytheHunter FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 year ago

      I believe so good sir. Probably shouldn't point it out though, she might get up in.....arms. *pulls sunglasses from out of the ether of the universe and slides them on*

    • LenSpaulding FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 year ago

      Bartender: "Alright I'm buying another round for the house! Yang, hand ou- Oh."

      Yang: *Jim-Halpert-stares into the camera with red eyes*

    • MojosMadness FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 year ago

      Does this mean Gus is RWBY-Canon now?

    • Dreadnaught64

      1 year ago

      Any jokes about Her missing arm are not very humerus

  • Astarties FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Ex Nihilo

    1 year ago

    I need space-Texas on a t-shirt.

  • YuriSchenkel

    1 year ago

    "I'm pretty sure you're allergic to the core of the Earth." People say Gavin says dumb stuff, but I believe he's the most brilliant of us.

  • Mr_LRB

    1 year ago

    Superman is weak to Kryptonite because it's the irradiated fragments of Krypton created by its destruction. Had it not blown up, he would have been just like an average human on his planet, not constantly weak like Burnie said. Also, I too have been confounded about the great mystery that is Gus's race.

  • church500 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    1. I wonder if Yang took a guess at his race.

    2. Texas will ABSOLUTELY do that.

    3. Miles is right.

    Also loved how the skeleton didn't have bony arms, it kept the spindly ones. :P

    • MarioToast

      1 year ago

      That's what REALLY happened. Yang kept trying to guess until Gus got pissed and tore her arm off. She then made up the story with Adam because it sounds cooler.

  • Moizsh10

    1 year ago

    Damn, that bathrooms pretty far away, gl holding it Gus.

  • Canting

    1 year ago

    Gus...with a whip.....that is also a gun......and a snake.....yassss

  • Pipeframe FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    I think Kyle and Miles may have confused TEXAS with TAXES. Don't worry though Caboose confused the two as well. "I. Hate. Taxes!" "That's Texas you idiot!"

  • PasvSmkng FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Worst ever, of all time

    1 year ago

    God, I So want to see Gus appear in RWBY now. Not even as a character, just Gus.

    • spyder_m FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 year ago

      His acidic sweat could be his semblance.

  • kidcool97 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    anyone have time codes?

  • gem_scheltema FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold RTBox reviews each month

    1 year ago

    I see you, Yang. Becoming more like Uncle Qrow after all (Ruby gets a scythe, Yang gets alcoholism)! Thank you RTAA for the dark humour (or a spoiler).

  • Xantores FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    Isn't the earth's core just iron and nickel? Why would that kill Burnie?

    • ShortLittleMonkey FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 year ago

      Because its so hot

    • Charblasaur

      1 year ago

      The same way lava is totally safe

    • Xantores FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 year ago

      We're talking about kryptonite in its solid state, why would we be talking about molten core? Not a good comparison then. Besides, I can stand an inch next to a blob of molten iron and be totally fine, Superman would die being anywhere near any size of kryptonite in any state, so your point is...?

    • cgcorn

      1 year ago

      If wr stand near uranium we die

    • inventor121 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 year ago

      You can hold uranium in your hand and not die from it (you will probably get cancer though). It also takes YEARS for cancer to kill you it's not like it kryptonite (which I'm assuming is a ore that contains krypton) to superman where it literally causes him to collapse in an instant.

  • user-5744ca438f777

    1 year ago

    We all saw Yang in the background right

    • OrangeGalen FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 year ago

      As if my worry for Volume 4 couldn't get higher...

    • gem_scheltema FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold RTBox reviews each month

      1 year ago

      Just when you thought you'd recognise her by the hair...nope. Definitely the stump.

  • nicholi417 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    As I recall they made up Kryptonite to allow the voice actor on the radio to go on vaction for like a week.

    • ACRT303 I like video games and b

      1 year ago

      You know that actually makes a shit ton of sense thank you


  • good2cya FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Horse McDoomkook

    1 year ago

    I really want a shirt of Texas with rockets and guns and a Stetson flying through space lol

    • PinkPortrait FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold 2nd greatest hurler EVER

      1 year ago

      i'd buy that

  • Outis FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Non Mea Culpa

    1 year ago

    Is the Kyle and Miles bit really from those podcasts? It sounds more like something from Sponsor Cut.

    • The_Humble_Elephant FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Never Forget

      1 year ago

      It's from their great Alien: Isolation Playthrough.

  • PrincessKing FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold dragonfriend sans slayer

    1 year ago

    YANG YOUR SISTER HAS RUN OFF WHY ARE U JUST DRINKING YOUR TROUBLES AWAY

    • thelillwh FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      6 months ago

      Her uncle is fricken Qrow

  • 408612 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    Everybody has a stick arm in rtaa, except for Yang, who has a stub

  • AnInconvenientlyLargeDragon FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    well at least Yang is getting out of the house

  • EliAcuna FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    So when can we expect the shirt of Texas blasting off?

  • UltimateZanburr FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    anyone else notice yang? cause i sure did!

  • thrawn92 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    Jeez... the cameo with Yang was too soon.

  • Epsilon584 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Chillin'

    1 year ago

    Anyone got a .gif of Texas detaching itself and peacing the fuck out yet?

    • Cyclonis FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Special Agent

      1 year ago

      Done xD

  • ThatCakeGuy FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold ThatCakeGuy

    1 year ago

    I can't wait for this to be uploaded to youtube and see all the people explaining how Superman's weakness to Kryptonite actually works...

  • jayeto FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    well its not just rocks from his planet, there radioactive. and eve 20 ft away from the earths core would still kill you burnie :P

  • EliBurry1000 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    I can't stop rewatching the Texas part, HELP!

  • ElkDAWG FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    I often had an idea that what if superman was only weakened by kryptonite the way only some people are allergic to peanuts.

  • jmb83 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    That's right, Texas has an escape plan for the apocalypse.

    • Yukito_097 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold That Kool Guy

      1 year ago

      That's good. At least Red vs. Blue will still be in production, then.

    • JorgexLR FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 year ago

      the plan is to cause the apocalypse

  • OrangeGalen FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    God damn. I was like, "Hey, that girl has hair that looks like Yang's."
    Then I saw the not-arm.

    Anyone else thinking we're going to see Yang drinking at Juniors?

    • ElStevedore

      1 year ago

      She doesn't need two arms to intimidate Junior and his goons :)

  • KelliferReds RT accepted my Blood $

    1 year ago

    im pretty allergic to the core of this planet. ngl

  • 408612 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    00:20

    Image result for I see what you did there meme

  • CaseyE FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    Who is that bearded guy with the tie at 00:16? He's been in the background of a few recent RTAAs and I probably should recognize him but I don't...

  • TimNougat FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    why was there a blond girl with yellow/brown clothing, and missing an arm?

    • jordondo FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Turnt

      1 year ago

      had that yang vibe to it

    • RDInfern0 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 year ago

      RWBY Volume 3

    • TimJAC FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 year ago

      Oh that's just mean, that one hurts you bastards.

  • AndrewRudd FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    isnt gus from ecuador

    • EliBurry1000 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 year ago

      He's from a town near the Texas/Mexico border

    • JohnJoe

      1 year ago

      Hes from the mean streets of New Mombassa.

  • Caeric An Observer

    1 year ago

    I always thought that, even if Man of Steel wasn't a particularly good (or bad, later films considered) film, it proposed the best replacement for Kryptonite I had yet seen. Namely that when Superman was subjected to the atmospheric conditions of his homeworld, he has no special powers. This fit with his backstory for how he got powers at all in the first place. When I learned there would be a film wherein Batman tries to take down Superman, I imagined that he would do so by tricking Superman into entering a chamber of such atmosphere. A shame that's not how it worked out.

  • CandidCamzy FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Gentleman Adventurer

    1 year ago

    I was once in favor of Texas being it's own nation. Texas now needs to be it's own planet!!!

  • Gilberticus FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold 2D Animator

    1 year ago

    Why is that small child alone by herself looking at Gus?

    • dokachibi FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Tanya

      1 year ago

      SIGH

    • WerewolfLink FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 year ago

      Everytime XD

    • Jordan_Battle FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Animator

      1 year ago

      Who is that bearded, well dressed guy who keeps appearing in the bg of all the recent rtaa's? GIL???

  • fredjbarber FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    Love the Yang cameo. Maybe a hint we'll get a Volume 4 trailer this week?

  • Malochroma FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Treenerd Hugger

    1 year ago

    Everyone gives Superman shit for being weak to kryptonite, but aren't the Green Lantern Corps are allergic to the color yellow or some shit?


    Yes, yes, I know, hard light shit + electromagnetic light spectrum + impurities in the rings, blah blah blah. Boil it down to it's simplest element -- their weakness is the color yellow -- and it's still kinda silly. Most comic characters from the early days of superhero comics have stupid weaknesses, comics were significantly sillier back in the 40s.

    • BasicShapeRobot FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold BasicShapeRobot

      1 year ago

      Even worse, the original Green Lantern's great weakness was Wood. Fucking wood. A door could stop him.

    • amberxzilla FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 year ago

      Either way, you could defeat him with a #2 pencil

    • SamuelRobins FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 year ago

      Yeah, they're lame too!

    • AlikePandora94

      1 year ago

      Main Villain: Alright guys, I want my lair made completely from wood.

      Goons: Wait, why not some sort of fancy metal?

      Main Villain: No, trust me, I know this guy. It needs to be wood.

    • EliBurry1000 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 year ago

      That's why Sportsmaster was a deadly enemy to him. He hit him with a wooden baseball bat (not even kidding)

    • Mr_LRB

      1 year ago

      The wood weakness is actually because there was once a Lantern that abused his power to conquer planets, so the Guardians decided to humiliate him by making him weak to something as common as wood. So it's basically a way to prevent them going rouge.

    • Malochroma FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Treenerd Hugger

      1 year ago

      Well, if I was a member of an intergalactic peacekeeping force and I knew I could be taken down by some punk with a two by four I'd feel pretty humiliated, so, you know, mission accompliushed I guess.

  • Daxuran FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    Yang's gonna need a hand with that drink...

  • HolidayHippie

    1 year ago

    Love the little details in these.

    The beer list, the restroom sign, the "Sons of Advil" shirt. Love it!

  • JediRalts FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    Miles wanting a weakness that's personal is basically new Batman. Someone says "Martha" and he gets all "Augh, my parents!"

  • DamiDahButt

    1 year ago

    I'm half British, half Nigerian and have an American accent and I relate to Gus on a spiritual level.

    • TimJAC FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 year ago

      I'm half Greek, half Brit. with main Ancestral roots in Australia and Norway and have an American/Canadian Accent. I too can relate

  • korbitr FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Roller of Ones

    1 year ago

    Wow, I have the same experience with race as Gus! I'm half Chinese and half white, and very few people have been able to guess my race correctly...