Sticks & Flowers

RT Animated Adventures: Sticks & Flowers

Joel goes to the doctor to get his bladder photographed. Unfortunately, it's not as easy (or as painless) as he hoped it would be. Then he insults pregnant women.

Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast #433


Directed by Jordan Cwierz
Animated by Andrew Lhotsky


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  • MartyGras2

    1 day ago

    Always get the pill.  The pain relief is worth having your urine blue coming from Joel.

  • Legit-Purpose FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Legit Purpose

    1 day ago

    Why didn't they morphine or anesthetize you before they stick a camera up your urethra where hopefully all men never ever, since they were born, stuck an object up it before? Besides the tiny catfish in the Amazon that swims into your junk while your peeing no man would ever want to have something up their pee hole.

    • Robjec FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      17 hours ago

      LEt me tell you about a little thing called sounding my friend :p

    • Legit-Purpose FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Legit Purpose

      45 minutes ago

      @Robjec

      Apparently Joel never heard of it and neither have I because I am still too young to have one. 

  • TastyShots21 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 days ago

    I remember this podcast too LMAO

  • Valcadus FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Halcyon

    3 days ago

    there is no such thing as too much Joel

  • ShurikenStar

    4 days ago

    I died laughing at the stick analogy.  laughing

  • fromars FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Jiboo!

    5 days ago

    i wonder what the actual ratio is of baby head to vagina vs bladder cam to penis hole

  • blspeiser FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 days ago

    OMG there is nothing more hilariously cringeworthy than this. 

  • SimonPaul FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 days ago

    Stick stick sticky stick

  • MonkeysxMoo FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 days ago

    This is easily one of the best RTAAs ever

  • Pluck47 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 days ago

    Im so happy they made this an RTAA, Joel was hilarious that entire podcast. 

  • diezapples FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 days ago

    I was in tears when I first heard this hilarious story on the podcast.

  • zaheelee FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 days ago

    This is the best RTAA since Gus going home instead of going to Vegas

  • Church_Am_I FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 days ago

    Fucking Joel!!! OMG!!! Im on the floor lol 

  • nancy.moore

    6 days ago

    that os seems to be interesting) 

  • Hitmanmaloe FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 week ago

    I though this was the funny fucking thing that happened in that podcast while i was listening at work. Everyone though i was a madman laughing historically in a mostly empty building at night. 

  • PinkPortrait FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold 2nd greatest hurler EVER

    1 week ago

    Having been catheterized good to know someone understands my pain.

  • Rage_Wombat FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 week ago

    I've lost count of how many times I've watched this. It just stays funny.

  • EvilPadre FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Pompous Ass

    1 week ago

    Joel is ALWAYS gold. More so because I've had this exact same procedure and he's nailed it 100%

  • powerati FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 week ago

    i've watched this at least 10 times, hasn't gotten any less funnier.

  • IDontKnowWhatImDoing FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Pure Imagination

    1 week ago

    Yay! I was hoping they were going to make an RTAA from something, anything that Joel said on that podcast.

  • MissVengeance FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 week ago

    Joel is a gem

  • YODO FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 week ago

    still not made of wood :/

  • Invader-Jim FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 week ago

    Well, at least the video waited until the credits to shit itself this time...

  • STEVENJJOBES FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Steven

    1 week ago

    Brilliant!

  • reasontofreak FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 week ago

    Soooooooo when do we get a sticks and flowers shirt?

  • Zionn FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 week ago

    This is the best one yet, Joel is the best story teller.

  • adarrling FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 week ago

    My favorite thing about this is that Joel clearly doesn't understand urethra's, and no one was going to correct him once that rant started because it was just too funny.

    • TimberWolffe FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold TimberWolffe

      1 week ago

      he has a point tho, things aren't meant to go in a urethra, only out

    • HoundoomMatt96 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 week ago

      How many times does AH have to talk about sounding before people realize urethras can stretch xD

  • Blackdeathx1 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 week ago

    "You dont stick a stick inside another stick!" PLEASE MAKE THIS A SHIRT!

  • PoisedTick0 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 week ago

    Joel... comeback on the podcasts more often or at least get involved in RT Shorts again, or jump back on the let plays (AH & RT podcast).

    Actually do all of that.

    • Chewy77 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Chewy77

      1 week ago

      he totally fits on Offtopic

    • xdrfiredogx FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 week ago

      My brain... it hurts in the best kind of way for Off Topic Joel. 

  • Gunmaster260 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 week ago

    "Let me tell you something about mathematical ratios!"

    Love it

  • RivenDaniel1 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 week ago

    oh fuck, I'm in tears thats so funny xD


  • agaba333 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 week ago

    That was great. Fucking hilarious

  • Jessieatscheese FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 week ago

    Best RTAA in a while. I'm crying. 

  • brian192168 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 week ago

    fucking love joel 

  • AH_Justicar FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Pirate Captain

    1 week ago

    Jesus christ, never heard that story before, that was freaking hilarious.

    • Daniel6231 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Denny Fuhkous

      1 week ago

      It was incredibly recent. one of the thursday podcasts

  • Jamanese FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 week ago

    They might as well enlarge our penis so we can at least fit a pin head with no pain at all

  • GregoritsJ FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Joe Cool

    1 week ago

    Alright medical community, you've got 20 years before my body starts to suck. I need you to either create a better procedure, or figure out a way to do this while I'm asleep. I will literally pay any amount of money to avoid this...

  • peggy3000 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 week ago

    Having also had a flexible cystoscopy in the past, I can agree with Joel's pain

  • SpleeSpree FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold I Beat Braindawgs

    1 week ago

    You know it's funny but it got kinda too real there when he was talking about aging. I'm terrified of facing that kind of shit. They don't tell you about this kind of stuff. 

  • Vega2306 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 week ago

    I've never heard someone angrily yell "You're flowers! You Bloom! You fuckers are flowers!" in reference to lady bits.

    • PinkPortrait FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold 2nd greatest hurler EVER

      6 days ago

      could be a reference to that famous painter... you know...the one that painted the flowers....

  • Nooraelad FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 week ago

    I may have laughed the hardest at this RTAA. o.O

  • IanPin20 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold TheStormSurge

    1 week ago

    This might be one of the best animated RTAAs to date

    • Invader-Jim FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 week ago

      Definitely top 5.

  • powerati FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 week ago

    If it is the most painful thing someone can experience, I'm wondering why there's a sounding fetish? (I would say google it, but you can guess what it entails) Then again, there's a fetish for everything and trying to put logic to any of them is both the thesis subject of psychology students and a fruitless endeavor.

    • Dr_Wondertainment FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Biscuits

      1 week ago

      I think the pain is what gets those people off. If you think it's not so bad, try sticking a needle in your dickhole and get back to me. 

    • IanPin20 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold TheStormSurge

      1 week ago

      Yeah.... Sounding rods are also smooth I'd imagine... Not a camera that's literally going a waysssss into you. 

    • JerichoF FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 week ago

      @powerati 


      Erm, sqeam warning?


      Asphyxiation, urination, defecation, pressure-wrapping, vore and guro are fetishes. If You don't know some of them, please look up the definition before being the image-searching-badass. At some point, you just throw up your hands and go "Whatever, humanity, goddammit."

    • Zionn FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 week ago

      also cameras may be small now days but they aren't that small, it's more like trying to shove a large pill into the hole.

  • thefunion FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Gold Stars

    1 week ago

    This was even funnier the second time around!

  • extraonthesi FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 week ago

    Was Joel intentionally or unintentionally trying to use a Caboose voice?

    • powerati FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 week ago

      He tends to use it when he's in distress.

    • Dr_Wondertainment FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Biscuits

      1 week ago

      That was the "Joel is getting angrier by the second" voice long before it belonged to Caboose. 

    • Augmented_Smurf FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Smurf

      1 week ago

      Joel literally is Caboose. I swear Burnie just typecast him.

    • DavidtheWavid FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 week ago

      He slowly turned into Caboose during the first 10 years and now it's just become part of him. 

  • ErickAtienzo FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 week ago

    does anyone know the time code for the podcast this is from ?

    • powerati FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 week ago

      -1:07

    • AndreG FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 week ago

      Podcast #433 Edit: just noticed you said time code. It's at around 25 mins in

  • Shmittles FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 week ago

    I've had a couple kidney stones. The stick is real. Don't get kidney stones kids.

  • AfRoSaUcE FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Mage of Hope

    1 week ago

    Pro tip: Don't get old

  • eltoroguaco FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Dope artist

    1 week ago

    Of course they had to make this an animation. Like it wasn't hard to listen to the first time.

  • LegitimStrat FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 week ago

    Roflmao omg Joel is the best person ever