Safety Patrol

RT Life: Safety Patrol

Nick and Kirk bring their own brand of public safety to the streets of Austin.

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  • BaconBoots

    1 week ago

    "We're gonna do a quick safety pledge"

    Holy shit, there go my sides.

  • LAJ2337

    1 week ago

    RT making the world a safer place 

  • handyguy007

    2 months ago

    Oh God, the safety pledge. It killed me xD

  • cide0222 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 months ago

    Are we sure this isnt Social Disorder, cause this is hilarious and fits in perfectly. 

  • wrighteousjason FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 months ago

    God damn, ANYTHING with Nick and Kirk - direct line to my sense of humour!

  • kamulas FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 months ago

    Safe times make the best great times shirt?

  • BillyRage FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 months ago

    Very social disorder like, I enjoy it.

  • PadawanShitface FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 months ago

    "I'm trying to find some cocaine." then pats his hand and walks on in haha

  • koroxus FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 months ago

    holy fuck that's hilarious

  • vidkadace FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 months ago

    Nick and Kirk are hilarious, please try and get them into more Rooster Teeth productions 

  • MKMatty FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 months ago

    Can't wait for the mash up with the office luchadores.

  • saikik FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 months ago

    "RT Life"

  • DreaYoungken98 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 months ago

    i want these 2 to become a permanent staple of rooster teeth. they fit in so well with the rest of the company!

  • dlushaj FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold dlushaj

    4 months ago

    these guys need to come to Detroit and keep our city safe. blush 

  • Leentvaar FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Dumb Nerd

    4 months ago

    Okay so you guys gave them the uniforms... but where the fuck did they get the vehicle??

    • Roxierocks FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Games Writer

      4 months ago

      Magic! caboose 

  • MissVengeance FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 months ago

    I would actually feel much safer with these guys on the street haha

  • bonkadonka FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 months ago

    I'm offended by Nick's ponytail

  • gavinator154 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 months ago

    This is amazing


  • TheYank49 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold The Yank

    4 months ago

    "Think they got cocaine in there" "No" "I'm trying to find some cocaine."


  • musicisum405 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Huntress

    4 months ago

    Why is this so short?

  • ChaoticPKK FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Tony

    4 months ago

    These dudes be amusing,

  • yairzucker FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Light

    4 months ago

    Not saying these videos are bad, but aren't Rooster Teeth pushing Crunch Time a bit too much into almost every other show they have? They uploaded 2 RT Shorts along with the scheduled one, and an the Casper Van Dien one before that, they had like 3 or 4 videos with Achievement Hunter, 1 or 2 On The Spots, an RTAA specifically from that episode of OTS, and A Million Dollars Butt.

    Crunch Time is enjoyable, but people who aren't FIRST members get their content saturated with this group of strangers and get bombarded by this show which is beyond their reach.

    • Dr_Wondertainment FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Kyle Was Right

      4 months ago

      I think the point is that they're not really strangers anymore and they're actually genuinely fucking hilarious. I take it you don't watch On the Spot?

    • Cole5 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Sir Cole!

      4 months ago

      buy first, problem solved

    • andrewdisney FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold CRUNCH TIME - Writer/Dir

      4 months ago

      Super sorry.  I'll talk to the cast and make sure we stop bombarding.  My sincere apologies.

    • bradleyhjax FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      4 months ago

      just got off the phone with Kirk and Nick and they extend their most sincere apologies as well.  We all didn't get enough attention as children (kirk especially) so we're just trying to overcompensate for it later in life.  we will do better

    • averymonsen FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold sam in Crunch Time

      4 months ago

      You won't hear any more from me. Sorry about the saturation and/or bombardment.

    • onebudd FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Señor

      4 months ago

      Fucking brutal.

    • yairzucker FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Light

      4 months ago

      Cool, thanks.

  • TimberWolffe FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold TimberWolffe

    4 months ago

    love the safety pledge

  • Kahiyao FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Creative

    4 months ago

    At first I was worried because impersonating law enforcement is a felony but then they are only posing as "safety guards" and public security.  

    • doomtroop83 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Sponsor and Stoic Friend

      4 months ago

      actually 


      Sec. 1702.3875. Impersonating Security Officer; Offense

      (a) A person commits an offense if the person:

      1. impersonates a commissioned or noncommissioned security officer with the intent to induce another to submit to the person’s pretended authority or to rely on the person’s pretended acts of a security officer; or
      2. knowingly purports to exercise any function that requires registration as a noncommissioned security officer or a security officer commission.

      Sooo they kinda straddle the line a bit.

  • IronChefKevin FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Occasionally cool

    4 months ago

    There has to be something more to sending these guys to downtown all day than a one and a half minute video. Like this is hilarious, but that seems a bit impractical

  • masher14 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Anime Reference

    4 months ago

    And I thought just Kirk was great. These two make an amazing duo.

  • MrBallinStalin FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Purp Skurp

    4 months ago

    Nick trying to enforce footrace violations had me dying

  • Harwoodrow FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 months ago

    Seeing this makes me want to see the return of Social Disorder....

  • sdvali FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 months ago

    Nick's ponytail is incredible 

  • GetEmCleetus Good Idea Fairy

    4 months ago

    I love seeing these guys in more RT videos! They are a very welcomed addition to the content.

    • lazer_meme

      4 months ago

      Agreed, they're a great addition to the RT team!

    • XenoFractal FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold XenoFractal

      4 months ago

      check out the other guy in the comments who disagreed and got destroyed by half the cast, its great

    • GetEmCleetus Good Idea Fairy

      4 months ago

      I just went and read it. So freaking funny.

      I love that they are good sports about it. 

      Hopefully the original critique maker handles it as well. 

  • good2cya FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Horse McDoomkook

    4 months ago

    I'm surprised they didn't get more unwanted attention from police lol

    • Xhianil FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      4 months ago

      If you look the part no one questions it, graffiti artists dress in city worker gear all the time for example

  • TheRTV FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Round Peg in Square Hole

    4 months ago

    "I'm trying to find some good cocaine bro." LOL