Lactose Intolerance

RT Life: Lactose Intolerance

Gus and Miles take it upon themselves to educate their coworker Eddy about the values and virtues of milk.

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  • Marnsghol FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 weeks ago

    Bro talk about chocolate milk, I'm gonna be all over that shieet. Choco milk is my life essence maaan !

  • KLionHeart FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 weeks ago

    Yup, only babies need calcium. Fucking idiot.

  • TheInnerghost FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 weeks ago

    I don't wanna drink milk anymore, milk is for babies. I wanna play Call of Duty Shoot-a-man

  • chaoschloe FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Bluest of the Blues™

    3 weeks ago

    The only reason I didn't go vegan 2 years ago is because I love dairy so much... Just found out that I'm lactose intolerant. Welp, at least I can eat meat again! :P

  • BRB93 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 weeks ago

    Who on Earth doesn't like milk or juice?! Besides Eddie.

    • chaoschloe FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Bluest of the Blues™

      3 weeks ago

      My little sister lol, she'll only drink water. (By little, she's 17)

    • Castle_Bravo FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      3 weeks ago

      Won't drink Cow juice? Won't drink Fruit juice? But Dirt juice is okay? At least people eat the rest of Cows and Fruit, dirt is disgusting to eat.

  • Aint_No_Robutt FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold not a robut

    3 weeks ago

    yeah people also say video games are for kids, and look at where you work. the only thing that is "for babies" is pulling your pants all the way down when you are using the urinal, It's just sad when full grown men do that

  • wolfwood1234 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 weeks ago

    Mika BEEE!!

  • ZinByakuya FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 weeks ago

    Yees! Some milk for Cortez! maybe thats why he is blind!

  • UltraPrimal FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 weeks ago

    Can I let you in on a little secret? One of my guilty pleasures is to watch Backwardz Compatible with a big cold glass of milk and some warm chocolate brownies. (I'm guessing Eddie feels the same way about brownies as he does cookies)


    SO FUCK YOU, EDDIE!

  • zombee.meat FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 weeks ago

    "It's for growing.. you don't need to grow anymore" .. I don't think he knew what he was talking about at all lol

  • PoisedTick0 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 weeks ago

    Miles went on a tangent about this, I think before on backwardz compatible, from hearing that then seeing this RT Life is good, but Mica's call out at the end was absolutely awesome.

  • Zakk219 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 weeks ago

    This is a way different video than I thought it would be.  Pleasantly surprising.

  • SeveRM FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 weeks ago

    Going to stay out of the milk argument, but regarding cookies...

    Rwby_cookies_gif_short_3_by_bite_me_univ

  • Axlesteele FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 weeks ago

    Should have had Ryan walk by and shout "Give me your milk!"

  • svssvrrare FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 weeks ago

    MILK!

  • Loneranger101 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 weeks ago

    All I have to say, so many memories from that room they walked in, when it use to be achievement hunters room. 

  • AMK972 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Alex

    3 weeks ago

    That's not what I thought this was about. Funny video.

  • wbragg87 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 weeks ago

    I would like to point you in the direction of: http://doctorklaper.com/answers/answers11/ ,,, Milk isn't necessarily awesome for you. And I agree. Milk isn't great on it's own. Throw some chocolate in, though? I'm down.

  • RemyLeBro FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 weeks ago

    Miles. You look kinda like Justin Roiland. I'm sure you get that all the time. But. Well, this IS a comment section. So yeah. Have a good day.

  • 4viator FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Wait, what?

    3 weeks ago

    I can't drink milk by itself, I have to drink it with cereal only. And even then I don't drink the leftover milk.

    • Arkatox FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      3 weeks ago

      That's a personal preference. Just like I really don't like tea. But obviously there's nothing wrong with drinking tea.

  • rogiraffe FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 weeks ago

    Actually, milk is for babies. I drink Malk instead. Gotta have all that Vitamin R.

    • CheddarRainbow FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      3 weeks ago

      I don't think a lot of people understood your reference there, it's a damn shame.

  • rogiraffe FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 weeks ago

    JUICE is for babies? What does he drink? Beer 24/7? :P

    • angryngman FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      3 weeks ago

      it IS austin

  • JeromePorkinsenson FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 weeks ago

    They had a bit of a Dolf moment when it is revealed that "he hates juice"

  • PsychoSweetheart FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 weeks ago

    I'm now wondering if there is a banana-based rivalry video in the works. I took Miles' side for the milk... but I'm team Kdin in the Banana Battle........................... 


    ...................that sounds weird and slightly inappropriate, huh?

  • rebkos FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 weeks ago

    Yeaaaaah... Definitely did not think Mica said "juice" for a quick second there, haha.

    • GreyGhost9036 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Angry Beaver

      3 weeks ago

      yeah till they cleared it up i was hoping Barb would suddenly walk in with some juice, milk and a cookie in her mouth. 

    • rebkos FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      3 weeks ago

      @GreyGhost9036 based on @Miles's facial expression, he definitely didn't hear right the first time either... haha

  • Sappy FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 weeks ago

    I fuckin love milk, but on a scientific basis, Eddy is absolutely correct. Humans were originally intolerant to milk after infancy, until we started drinking it and turning it into cheese (because, well, it's fucking delicious) and began to build up more tolerance to lactose as a species. Milk may technically be for infants yes, but cake is also for birthday parties, and I eat that shit all the time.

    But also, if people don't like facts, then they can suck it the fuck up and continue being uneducated fucktards grin

    • Caninse FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold MusicalGamer

      3 weeks ago

      I don't think the argument their having is whether or not scientifically it may be that way. I think the argument is delicious and totally acceptable to drink and shouldn't result in Eddy calling people babies for drinking it :P

  • Mimbela FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 weeks ago

    Promised Land has the best chocolate milk.

  • Sparksly FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 weeks ago

    What the hell? Milk is great, cookies are delicious, and juice is good for you(as is milk).

    • Sappy FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      3 weeks ago

      I absolutely agree that milk and juices are delicious as fuck, but in fact, milk actually provides you with little to no nutrition in any way, and juices are primarily just sugars, whether natural or artificially added, and god knows we don't need any more of that.

      But aside from all of the boring science, juice and milk are the bee's fuckin knees.


      .... and cookies of course.

  • Phafilump FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 weeks ago

    Milk sucks, the worst drink

  • whatdajay FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold True King in the North

    3 weeks ago

    I agree with Eddy on milk. Once you're old enough to eat solid food, no more milk for you.

    • Arkatox FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      3 weeks ago

      That's a silly stance.

    • korbitr FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Roller of Ones

      3 weeks ago

      If you ever have kids, I feel sorry for them...

  • Klorix FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 weeks ago

    I drink milk.  ruby


    But seriously what's all this hate about? Eddy (, to me, )has some weird view on milk, cookies and juice. Some people think it's gross, too bad. Maybe he's an otherwise nice guy. He can have a glass of water.  simple_smile


    • lbradleys FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      3 weeks ago

      But he also hates jews!! Maybe. I mean, he didn't deny it.

  • TheLadi FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold lah-dee-da

    3 weeks ago

    I like that it's a 3 v 1 Hispanic battle

    • PurposeWrite FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      3 weeks ago

      I know it's all in good fun, but it does feel like they're ganging up on him a little. I admit, I would be temped to do the same thing.

    • GrimZero FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Vore to the Core

      3 weeks ago

      Gus is hispanic, as well as Muriel, and Mica is Black, so how is that not a completely diverse group? I get that you're making a joke, but c'mon.


      @PurposeWrite  They did say he was making jabs at people on Twitter, so I call it just desserts, not ganging up upon.

    • TheLadi FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold lah-dee-da

      3 weeks ago

      Miles is also Hispanic you know

  • TimCappin FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 weeks ago

    The best work environment

  • Lilwolf99 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 weeks ago

    Wth I love fruit juice and cookies

  • sarahsourire FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 weeks ago

    Milk is gross.

    • korbitr FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Roller of Ones

      3 weeks ago

      Okay, but try it hot; the taste increases by a factor of 100x...

  • CyberWingLP FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold CyberWingLP

    3 weeks ago

    I wish I could marry milk. 

  • skellitor301 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 weeks ago

    If milk and juice is supposed to be for kids, why is it marketed for the general public (which includes adults) to be consumed. It has plenty of benefits, not to mention it's used it so many products we ingest. Yogurt, baked goods, butter, cream etc. Also fuck you juice is delicious.

  • MarkNuttFISH FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 weeks ago

    Eddy what is wrong with you 

  • MrsRoper FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Cosplayer/Hair Bow Maker

    3 weeks ago

    I just like the taste of milk...

  • Soundtiger FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 weeks ago

    Most juices are just sugar water with about 3 to 15 percent actual fruit juice. Even if you drink 100% it's stripped of some of it's benefits. It's best to just eat the fruit itself.

  • klainx FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 weeks ago

    "Ohh... he hates juice."

    • IanMacIntyre FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      3 weeks ago

      Hey he was found not guilty by a jury of his peers... and then guilty of kidnapping and armed robbery so maybe it's fair.

    • spectralRiff FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      3 weeks ago

      Ian, I have to wonder how many people are going to get that.

  • TerryWimberley FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 weeks ago

    There are two kinds of people in this world


    The Edward Elrics and the Ruby Roses...Be like Ruby...Drink your milk.

  • sherlock633 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 weeks ago

    So glad this came out, eddy needed to be called out. 

  • Osprey9 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 weeks ago

    i drink milk juice (cranberry grape is amazing) and eat cookies and im more of a grown up than Gavin

    • xdysfunkx FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      3 weeks ago

      I've never heard of milk juice before? Where could I buy it?

    • Osprey9 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      3 weeks ago

      You know what I mean. I drink milk. I drink juice. I eat cookies

  • good2cya FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Horse McDoomkook

    3 weeks ago

    Eddy is crazy lol

  • bpunman FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 weeks ago

    Milk? Tasty and good for you. Therefore I drink.
    Juice? Tasty and good for you (in moderation. That vitamin C, yo). Therefore I drink.

    Cookies? ... okay not so good for you but again, GODDAM TASTY. 

    Does the fact kids also enjoy these things affect my ability to enjoy them? No.
    Live and let live people, live and let live  sunglasses

    • Maxvdw FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      3 weeks ago

      Affect

    • bpunman FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      3 weeks ago

      shit you're right man

    • Sappy FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      3 weeks ago

      I absolutely agree that milk and juices are delicious as fuck, but in fact, milk actually provides you with little to no nutrition in any way, and juices are primarily just sugars, whether natural or artificially added, and god knows we don't need any more of that.
      But aside from all of the boring science, juice and milk are the bee's fuckin knees.


      .... and cookies of course.

  • pwners4u FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 weeks ago

    milk, butter, yogurt, cream and cheese makes everything better. Cappuccino i think i will, milk and oreos i think i will scrambled eggs fried in butter i think i shall and finally without milk santa won't be able to deliver his presents and that is a fact. I rest my case.

    • janas FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      3 weeks ago

      milk, butter, yogurt, cream and cheese makes everything better... except the health of the planet that's suffering from all the trees we're killing to make room for the cows who produce our milk and not to mention all the methane pollution from the cows that's a major cause for global warming

    • FPChris FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      3 weeks ago

      The things you're describing are fine. Drinking milk just as is is pretty gross.

    • DirtyGinger FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      3 weeks ago

      but like, have you had steak though? Cows are wonderful animals.

  • DaDoviende FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 weeks ago

    Ok I understand the milk thing even if I don't agree with it but JUICE AND COOKIES TOO???  Someone get this man some help.

  • McJavi_138 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 weeks ago

    Not to keep throwing fuel to the fire, but the benefits of milk have been highly exaggerated for a while now.  Most studies that espouse the wonders of milk were funded by the milk industry itself (which is a common practice for a lot of the research done all over the world).  Milk isn't bad, per say, but there are some curiosities surrounding it, like how humans are the only animals to not only drink the milk of another animal, but also to continue consuming it past infancy (which is Eddy's argument). Anecdotally, I have also heard that lactose intolerance is the "default state" for an adult human, wherein most of the world population stops producing the enzyme that breaks down lactose once they get older.  One thing I can say is that milk is nice and fatty, which can be a great energy source, especially when you have nothing else/are starving to death but there is some controversy on whether or not it actually helps calcium for your bones.

    tl;dr  milk isn't objectively bad nor good, just weird so this whole milk argument argument is really rather pointless.  But hey, who doesn't like stupid arguments with friends? 

    • Sappy FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      3 weeks ago

      Thank you for understanding that milk actually provides little to no nutritional value for the body. But hey, it's fuckin delicious!

    • nerowski FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      3 weeks ago

      Anyone who believes that milk isn't highly nutritious should look at the nutrition label on it. If you have knowledge of nutrition, it should be obvious that it's very good for you. Extra obvious if you also understand bioavailability of nutrients.

    • Flip40 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Potato

      3 weeks ago

      @nerowski it doesn't matter how much nutrients are contained in the substance in question if your body is incapable of properly breaking it down and absorbing it, which is what McJavi_138 mentions when he says that much of the worlds population stops producing the enzyme that breaks down lactose beyond a certain age.

  • Wolfwood_RoT FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 weeks ago

    My grandparents were Dairy Farmers. Milk straight from the cow for the win! 


    Seriously, No milk, No life. 

    • Pyro_Ghost FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Ceoltóir

      3 weeks ago

      Ah, milk from the diary is the best. It makes the stuff from the store taste like water in comparison.