Alien Attraction - #392

Rooster Teeth Podcast: Alien Attraction - #392

Join Blaine Gibson, Gavin Free, Barbara Dunkelman, and Burnie Burns as they discuss aliens, old friends, sex horror stories and more on this week's RT Podcast! This episode originally aired on September 6, 2016, sponsored by Blue Apron (http://cook.ba/29J4MMj), MeUndies (http://bit.ly/2aGm9yg), Ring (http://bit.ly/2byor7r)

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  • RomanHeretic FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Needs a patch

    10 months ago

    Awe. They reshot the demonstration. I guess that is expected. Glad I was able to see it happen live.

  • The14th FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    10 months ago

    More Podcast Crew Let's Plays!

  • dragonelf68 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    10 months ago

    PLEASE RT Animate that Dal story, that was so incredible

  • amotor

    10 months ago

    So I heard Blane hates the gays...

  • Mattyice50 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    10 months ago

    You guys are talking about aliens and politics and how unfathomable it is, guys it's simple; it'll just be Star Wars episodes 1-3.

    Then we'll have Jedi's.

  • Acekid1 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    10 months ago

    Apperntly humans by nature when they see something really cute, they don't know what to do with the information so their base instinct is to kill it (It's so cute I just want to squish it)

  • Graeme2804 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold DarkStar96

    10 months ago

    sharlto copley was probably the closest to the original caracters in the a team

  • Phantasos12 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    10 months ago

    Had deja vu when Burnie told the counting cows story. Did a little research...he told it on podcast 192 at 1:19:33, almost verbatim. Not that I fault him for it, it's a great story. Just kinda freaked me out for a second.

  • Pyro_Ghost FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Ceoltóir

    10 months ago

    I read somewhere that any species that could become the dominant species on their planet would have to be like humans. Something about evolution or suchlike.

  • Starlord42

    10 months ago

    They give him a lot of shit for being a gym shark, but Blaine is fucking funny lol

  • Rover1116

    10 months ago

    your dad works at MHS in MISD??

  • SummerTaco FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    10 months ago

    The Lets Play with the podcast crew with Blaine was the BEST! Cant remember if it was left for dead but he kept fucking around with propane tanks. The end of the vid was perfect! Burnie sneaks up to Blaine and and reveals a tank while Gavin is stuck in a building with a witch outside. Blaine GASPS and blows her right the fuck up IT WAS FUCKING HILARIOUS!

    • Aryandil FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      10 months ago

      spoilers anyone?

    • SummerTaco FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      10 months ago

      No sarcasm, sorry. Didn't think I needed to put *spoilers* on a description of 2 yr old LP. It was left for dead 2 btw if you wanted to check it out. Sorry if my comment ruined it for anyone.

  • Xx1ncitExX

    10 months ago

    The teeth thing with blowjobs, I call women who do that cheese graters hahaha

  • YellowJesus FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    10 months ago

    Being Asian and super near sighted, I close my eyes when they wash my hair. One they can't tell if they're open anyway and two I can't see shit w.o glasses, might as well keep em closed.

    PS. I can still see when I laugh, barely.

  • bozers

    10 months ago

    Please close your eyes when someone is washing your hair, all of my favorite clients did that as a courtesy. :)

  • Kettelino Netflix Enthusiast

    10 months ago

    My mother told me that when I was a child a woman bit me into my cheek. We where on vacation in Turkey so she was a complete stranger...

  • MartyGras2

    10 months ago

    The Spirit Of Gus.

    Morris Code? I think it is Morse Code. I thought Morris was a TV cat that sold cat food.

    If they wanted to destroy us, their would finally be something bigger than ourselves for us to put our petty problems aside, unite and work together as one world and as one people.


    That would be awesome if you're with a girl and she did that beforehand.

    I'm with Burnie about I don't care about people talking while pissing.

    Love MeUndies so much that I'm exclusively MeUndies.

    Ya I did a little feel weird about the make out scene.

    That is an awesome story about Dal.

  • Heartemily FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    10 months ago

    Gavin Free On Tanked would be pretty sick

  • Boswellox FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    10 months ago

    10 million dollars to watch all the sex? 27 year old virgin so that would probably be the easiest money anyone would ever make.

  • Jrex FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Gus Sponsor

    10 months ago

    Geoff and Gus on the frontline. 1587928-1473307073950-gusandgeoff.jpg

  • Owen-MLG FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    10 months ago

    I feel like they've talked about dick breaking forever but have any of you known someone who has had a break? I've broken mine before and here's my story... When I was 12 I first found out about naked ladies and how exited it made me. I didn't know about masturbation yet but I guess constant boners in dumbfounded awe became a routine hobby of mine. Google images became a friend that I brought with me everywhere. One day I was fishing in a secluded river near my neighborhood. I thought to myself why not take a gander at my phone while I wait for bites. As time went on I heard my rod bell going bonkers. I sprinted down the river bed to my pole. As I ran my foot got caught on a log that was buried by shrubs. I fell forward and my boner was bent backwards by an unfortunately placed stone that protruded from the shrubby ground. This object pushed my erect penis so far back between my legs that I felt and heard an unruly and immediately painful pop/crack. I immediately yelled out loud in agony. I got to my feet and the sharp constant ache was excruciating. I recall walking like a crab-like creature the rest of the day. I cut the line from my pole, quickly gathered my belongings, and set off home. I moved very seldom that night for my genitals hurt severely. I didn't tell my parents or friends at school the next day about the incident. I couldn't participate in gym class because of the pain and my parents were contacted by my coach. The limp I managed to pull off made it seem like a leg injury but I knew I had to come clean to my parents. I showed my dad my tackle and my shlong that night. My once white circumcised penis was now a black and blue terrifying sight. I was brought to the hospital and an ultrasound was performed on my swollen testicle region. They wanted to make sure my testicles were okay from the injury. An X-ray wasn't necessary to report the damage. It looked like a black and blue penis down to the gouch where a softball size swollness occurred. It healed naturally but my god was that a painful experience. I think Gavin's injury is worse though

    • mitzt FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Boop!

      10 months ago

      There is no such thing as a typical dick-break story. Thanks for sharing despite how odd your story is. It's nice to hear that your supervision when it came to school was able to direct you towards the health care necessary to ensure that you were given the necessary treatment to not fuck up your dick. I cannot imagine what it must be like to have one's dick hurt so much that I would share that info with my parents but I'm glad for your sake that you did. I hope that since then you have been able to share your dick with someone who is as enthusiastic as you to do sexy stuff with it and if not, I'm sure you will with enough confidence, persistence and caring. Dicks are meant for loving!

  • toops FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    10 months ago

    Burnie, I like your bit about having to watch yourself waste time and that sometimes hours of that would be a video game binge and you would see as a big waste of time. You do realize though that an entire subsidiary of your company is people playing video games for hours solely for the purpose of other people watching that, right? I just thought that was interesting lol

    • attazone FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Pro Rooster Toother

      10 months ago

      That's true but they're playing video games for a profit. I'm pretty sure he was referring to it as a recreational activity. Most work is, arguably, a "waste of time" (unless you have a job that involves your passion).

  • Rikk_the_Sergal FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Northern Sergal

    10 months ago

    I love Xenomorphs so much <3

  • Triforce96 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold SalvaJor

    10 months ago

    i would do that for 10 million. It would be 0 seconds long and ill get the money

  • Framejumper FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    10 months ago

    burnie should always read ads

  • Framejumper FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    10 months ago

    you like pewdiepie? gross.

  • DHalfacree

    10 months ago

    Man I would like to watch this podcast. Unfortunately the new player is toilet and won't play on any browser....

    • Framejumper FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      10 months ago

      maybe your computer is toilet. it works just fine

    • DHalfacree

      10 months ago

      Thanks for the support.

    • DHalfacree

      10 months ago

  • Michael0612 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    10 months ago

    Burnie the fucking segway master

  • Mort_Goldman360 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    10 months ago

    That transfer to sponsor tho. That was amazing Bernie

  • StevenBelang FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Soren81648

    10 months ago

    You know that if alien life does contact us and come to our planet about 99% of the population is just going to be annoyed or disappointed. "That's what you look like?! What the hell you are just us with one eye fucking cyclops bastard." A few things added to our features. Hell they could just be like full grown slug people. This hype is going to die a violent death because of over expectation.

  • DavidRobins1 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    10 months ago

    Skin mites don't have buttholes, and they live in the pores on your face.

  • AmishMechanic57 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    10 months ago

    Yes, Barbara, we know Donald Trump is an immature, bigoted, and egotistical piece of shit. Now can we please stop bringing him up?

    • TimothyG FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Mr. Dad-Bod Canada 2016

      10 months ago

      Canadians love talking about Donald Trump. We're like little old ladies peeking over the neighbours' fence.

      People think we ride polar bears and drink syrup. Just let us have this, ok?

    • fluffsman FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      10 months ago

      We don't ride polar bears and drink syrup?

    • Framejumper FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      10 months ago

      politics are a very big thing in the world. you can not expect them to never talk about it...shut up

    • AmishMechanic57 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      10 months ago

      @Framjumper Would you be saying that if they'd said Trump was an all-around swell guy who really knew his shit? I'm guessing you wouldn't.

      Look, it's one thing to bring politics up every now and then. It's another to bash one - and only one - candidate without ever actually engaging their ideas and policies. It's not intellectual. It's not clever. It's not a valid contribution to possibly the most important debate going on anywhere in the world right now.


      Had it been any of those things, I wouldn't have a problem with it. I don't expect them to never discuss politics, but like you say - it's a big thing in the real world. It matters. It means something, so we shouldn't trivialise it.


      If we're going to bring it up, let's have a discussion. Let's present both sides equally and fairly. Let's at least pretend to be adults about it.


      Is that really too much to ask?

  • ConnorMcKa FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Switchblade McKickass

    10 months ago

    Co-worker walked wanted to know what podcasts I listened to. I showed him the RT podcast. He asked what you guys talk about. I told him Science and Sex. He said he would listen to the next episode(This one). I can't wait till he tells me about it.

  • mycelia FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    10 months ago

    Someone may have already commented this, but y'all should read The Three Body Problem by Cixin Liu. I won't go into details because spoilers, but it tackles issues to do with "what if we contacted aliens/they contacted us" and it's AMAZING.

  • ayere FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    10 months ago

    Why the hell is this new video player so trash, has no problems with the other one ever. This one can't get through a single video, really considering swapping backto you tube to watch until its fixed. Still don't understand why people try to fix unbroken things !

    • IanMacIntyre FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      10 months ago

      Because for a lot of people the last player was broken trash and they mentioned it in every video, try switching browsers if you haven't already, if that doesn't work look up some general fixes html5 players.

    • Framejumper FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      10 months ago

      i don't know what your issue is. it works just fine

  • Sofairy FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    10 months ago

    $10,000,000 and I have to watch myself have sex every month?
    ASEXUAL VICTORY!!!

  • KyleBlouin FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Superman

    10 months ago

    The best part about gus being gone is burnies amazing transitions into ads

  • DrippyWafflr FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    10 months ago

    I don't usually mod/upvote videos, but I did for this one just because of Burnie's stellar Blue Apron segue.

  • zwingo FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    10 months ago

    I really hope the alien message is "Have you heard of your lord and savior jesus christ?"

  • sam23694 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    10 months ago

    The thing to remember with other aliens throughout the galaxy is that there are no rules, there's no laws between us no methodology for communication. They may be more advanced but at the same time they are also just animals, it is the animal kingdom with a food chain and all of the consequences of that.


    It might be nice to exchange embassies with those aliens, but at the same time they are far more likely to be totally hostile, a civilisation that does not acknowledge what we wish to achieve with them, in no way social and willing to talk. Our first contact with alien life will either be lichen on a rock, or discovery of a belligerent lifeform that may immedaitely attack.

    • sam23694 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      10 months ago

      The assumption that aliens will be hostile is totally logical, we have no idea what their species will be like, or if there will be one species, if they are a hive mind not allowing them to self-destruct. They could simply be a belligerent entity like MorningLightMountain.

      To reiterate there's no structure in place between us, it is just the animal kingdom, they could be capable of anything and given that our world is a "dog eat dog" world where every day is survival and the weak die we can only assume the same will be present between us and the aliens. Either way I'm on board for communication, I want it to happen in my life time even if it's bad.

  • TinaBobina FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Wubba Lubba Dub Dub

    10 months ago

    When I see adorable little babies or puppies or kitties the first thing I say is, "Oh my god I want to eat their little face."


    Why?


    I don't know.

  • TubaMatt Musician

    10 months ago

    Wait, so Aaron didn't die in a motorcycle crash for the purposes of that short?

  • SimplyKorra FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    10 months ago

    I will never get tired of the RT Podcast

  • sweetrolled FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    10 months ago

    oh my god that was the best story Burnie has ever told

  • BrandonFlama FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    10 months ago

    Barbara I think Japanese people understand your concern. I go to a Japanese salon to get my hair cut and when they wash your hair they cover your eyes with a small like... eye towel.

  • Rowie1411 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    10 months ago

    i often listen to these whilst falling asleep, and i sort of woke up towards the end and i remember listening about the ring product, and in my daze i thought it was a literal ring you used to open your door

  • WoodenGoods FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold A Box With Wheels

    10 months ago

    I'd take that ten million. Because, you know, the forfeit doesn't even apply to me.

  • ColtonArendt

    10 months ago

    i agree with gavin about closing my eyes when my hair is being washed its to protect your eyes

  • jadenedaj FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    10 months ago

    Burnie really needs to take over as ad-reader full time, so much better transitions etc

  • Irsh_Wsky91

    10 months ago

    I seriously hate this new video player it does not pre-load shite, thats important to me because where I live internet is worse than garbage.