Darth Millennial - Podcast #428 Post Show

Rooster Teeth Podcast: Darth Millennial - Podcast #428 Post Show

Join Brandon Farmahini, Gavin Free, Barbara Dunkelman, and Burnie Burns as they discuss the Skywalkers, dude with two dicks, and more!

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  • StevenBelang FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Soren81648

    4 months ago

    the two dick guy would be more popular in a triad.

  • Emma_Knightly FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 months ago

    Just Gav censoring it XD 

  • eltoroguaco FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Dope artist

    4 months ago

    When you see that look in your boss' face, you know it's time to end the show.

  • Kinger1074 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 months ago

    for a million dollars I would have my foreskin reattached

  • JohnVuojo FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold The Wanderer

    4 months ago

    I also would not take any amount of money for my foreskin.

  • Lord_Onion FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 months ago

    American dicks are weird

  • Hel1kaon FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 months ago

    there actually was a darth millenial

  • aredee77 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 months ago

    I feel like if you can't just look at a picture of a dick, it's because you're fighting some internal struggles about whether or not you like seeing the dick pic. If you're confident in your sexuality, then isn't it just a picture of a dick? 

    • AzuStar FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      4 months ago

      dude, sometimes dicks are gross/weird. 

    • aredee77 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      4 months ago

      I dunno. Unless its a crazy photo, like its just a dick. Once you take an anatomy class outside of a high school setting it stops being weird. I feel like there is so much more to be grossed out about, but that's just me. 

    • SpleeSpree FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold I Beat Braindawgs

      4 months ago

      "Unless its a crazy photo"


      It was literally a double dick! How do you get crazier than that, put sombreros on them?

    • aredee77 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      4 months ago

      hahahaha no I mean like dicks with STD related stuff going on are always super gross or even post surgery after an accident. Yeah a double dick is crazy, but I'm just saying I don't think its cringe worthy gross status. 

  • Tropes FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold I Am What I Am

    4 months ago

    I agree with Harley Morenstein on Kylo Ren: He's not *supposed* to be menacing. He's a punk bitch in Vader cosplay.

  • DieHardKiller FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 months ago

    all circumcised men still have extra skin to masturbate with so it doesnt get raw but it can easier with the extra foreskin thats all.

  • The_Texan83 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 months ago

    someone forgot to load this to the app.


    Y'all remember your mobile app right?

    • Cameyjw FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Cameron

      4 months ago

      Could just go to the website on your phone.

  • Dimst FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 months ago

    What I have HEARD... that uncircumcised guys have a better sexual experience, because the foreskin protects the nerve endings on the part of the penis that is hidden. so when it is exposed it is more sensitive and stimulation feels WAAAAY better... 
    but again.. I /HEARD/

  • Viper0hr FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 months ago

    "Today at work my male boss showed me flaccid and erect penises on his laptop on a live stream."
    RoosterTeeth.


  • Obsolete18 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 months ago

    scuba diving has a mortality rate of about 16 out of 100,000 while recreational flying has about 1 out of 100,000 which is less than the  mortality rate of operating a motor vehicle which is about 1.7 in 100,000 so flying a plane is the least likely to kill you. As a pilot I assume that has to do with the training that goes into getting a pilot's license 

    • dazza241 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      4 months ago

      i think also for insurance they don't look at how long you have been flying for or how long you have been scuba diving for

    • adrianragot FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      4 months ago

      Really I would've thought that the motor vehicle would be higher since so many people have vehicles and so many people are as stupid as a box full of Grif's.

  • JFourjacks FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 months ago

    There is literally NO reason to circumcise a child's penis. It doesn't reduce any chance of infection or further prevent HIV. It's mutilation, putting children at more health risks than if you had just left their natural body alone, and causing them a lot of pain. 


    And above all, not even giving the child the RIGHT to choose what they want to do. No medical association recommends the procedure as it's completely unnecessary, just as female genital mutilation is. The degree and difference to which circumcision affects males and females on a physical level shouldn't matter, it's a human rights violation.


    "It's clearly not that important." Except that it protects the head from injury and irritation, is a natural lubricant for sex and masturbation and significantly increases sexual pleasure. Not that important though.

    • TheJazzhands FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      4 months ago

      I'm gonna start off by saying I agree with what you are saying, but I have no problem with circumcisions because I have no recollection of it ever hurting, also it is very clean and easy to keep that way.

    • Psyody Psyody

      4 months ago

      @TheJazzhands Having no recollection of something doesn't make it okay. Clearly you don't care about yours but you are disagreeing with what JFourjacks is saying by saying you have no problem with circumcisions and I'm pretty sure it's belittling to say you agree with him then completely not agree at all. It's like listening to someone just so you can hear when they stop talking so you can start talking.

    • razinred FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      4 months ago

      The conversation was about how important it was compared to a million dollars though, not really about circumcising a child. I agree with you and I would not do it to my child, but if I wasn't already, I'd take the million dollars.

  • SalvaJor FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold SalvaJor

    4 months ago

    I really like Kylo Ren as a villian yeah hes not a menacing as Vader but thats the point hes a new type of villian in Star Wars. He was fighting against the light in TFA him going through some actual stuff is way more interesting than 90% of villains we have now in hollywood.  

    • Sithknight FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      4 months ago

      See I say that and everyone says I'm weird for thinking that. Kylo isn't a perfect villain. He is strong but he is trying to be someone he isn't. I really like that aspect but a lot of people don't for some reason. 

    • SalvaJor FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold SalvaJor

      4 months ago

      Yeah I dont know. A lot of people cant see past the "emo kid" thing I guess. I think is awesome.

  • I4Got

    4 months ago

    "[Barbara, ] you're all about semantics"  Well yeah, she's Jewish

    • srvvlhm FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold David Kane

      4 months ago

      I think you mean Semitic .

    • I4Got

      4 months ago

      @srvvlhm That's the joke

  • Polymemnetic FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 months ago

    Inb4 Lena Dunham is a pedophile discussions

  • Korakys FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 months ago

    FYI: there is an actual Darth Millennial.

    http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Darth_Millennial

  • Icky427 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Icky

    4 months ago

    being circumcised i can definitely have a wank without lube or anything. its like brandon was trying to say, the skin still slides up and down so theres no actual raw friction taking place.

  • SkelterBandit FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 months ago

    I really hope you guys are sponsored by smirnoff

    • molly_gg FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold treycotrash

      3 months ago

      I counted 11 bottles

  • thesweetsmoore FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 months ago

    this was fuckin funny lol great post show had tears of joy :) 

  • ace00runer FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 months ago

    you were doing so well for once brandon, why you gotta ruin it at the post show :P

  • RaidenUzumaki FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold #Otaku4Life

    4 months ago

    Even without the Skywalkers, everything up to Phantom Menace is the same(the canon stuff already out from disney. Not in the films yet, but it is still bad). Then, Palpatine would probably succeed still except he would have a different apprentice. The Clone Army and the plot to kill the Jedi is pre-episode 1, so is the idea to spark a Clone War. Dooku, the Seperatists, and Grevious still exist.


    It would all still go bad, just in a different way. Impossible to predict. Palpatine would have Killed Anakin before letting himself lose, it was never a guarantee Anakin would turn. So if Anakin was never around he still would have succeeded. He was so far ahead of everyone in his plans. 

  • Wadcroft FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Shameless Fiction Writer

    4 months ago

    Now I know what my First membership is for...

  • DavidtheWavid FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 months ago

    "You can't go back on a previous Star Wars movie."

    C3PO was built by Darth Vader

    Luke and Leia are siblings. 

    Darth Vader is Luke's father

    Leia's mother "died when [she] was very young" i.e. 3 minutes old

    Obi-Wan spent years with R2 but doesn't remember him

    Owen spent years with 3PO but doesn't remember him. 

    R2 went with Yoda on his first visit to Dagobah but remembers neither Dagobah nor Yoda 23 years later

    Yoda was friends with Chewie

    The Death Star's flaw was intentional

    Darth Maul came back to life once in Disney canon and 5 times in Legends along with Palpatine

    Stormtroopers missing important characters was the will of the force

    Four separate versions of the original trilogy and two versions of the prequels exist

    Hundreds of books, comics and games between 1977 and 2014 never happened. 


    But you can't go back on previous Star Wars movies and moving a scar one inch is a travesty.

    • Kirbae FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      4 months ago

      To be fair, Obi-Wan does remember R2, it's just that he never "owned" him. So when Luke asks, Obi-Wan truthfully responds that he doesn't recall ever owning a droid, not that he doesn't remember R2.


      But yeah, you're correct about everything else.

    • DavidtheWavid FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      4 months ago

      @Kirbae Still, it's obvious that George Lucas didn't plan that R2 used to belong to Luke's parents (As if the cartoon about them getting into the Organas' hands wasn't proof enough)

  • raemigs FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 months ago

    That was an... informative post show.

  • Kirito FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Monster Hunter

    4 months ago

    The end all to the who has it better in the circumcision debate is to talk to an adult male who had one, then had to have it removed for medical reasons. They would be your person who had it used it, then lost it, and would give you the best insight on if its better or worse, albeit there is personal opinion, but it is both sides of the argument.

    • Quizzical_Quark FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      4 months ago

      Never thought I would be able to help like this...


      The head of the penis was A LOT more sensitive when I had my foreskin, after the circumcision I went through weeks of horror where I was in a lot of discomfort of it rubbing against my underwear, but it dried out and became less sensitive. 


      Two major changes: 1. having to pee, you have a lot more control with foreskin than without where the stream goes.

      2. sex, duh..: But it's a weird change to explain. Orgasms feel the same, but I'm able to go longer, harder and faster now which is a lot better for my wife. And that's a major pro. The thing that has changed is the enjoyment I have when having sex, that went from a 10 to a 3. And with sex I'm talking about blowjobs and the thrusting motion when fucking, also the reason I'm able to last longer.

      Another thing is that I was able to recover a lot faster for another round with foreskin than without. 


      In the end if it was only about me I wouldn't trade my foreskin in a game of a million dollars but... That said, my sexual relationship with my wife has become so much better, but it's sometimes hard to say how much the impact of foreskin is vs being in a relationship for a long time and getting older and more experienced.


      Hope this solved any questions anyone was having...

    • Korakys FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      4 months ago

      Might want to head to Southern Africa to ask that question. Millions of guys there have had their foreskins removed due to medical reasons, most of them as adults. It's the lowest cost method of preventing HIV infection.

    • Kirito FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Monster Hunter

      4 months ago

      Quizzical_Quark, you are doing gods work with that first hand experience. It is interesting to think about since I hadn't thought about it that way, due to it being essentially a little less sensitive without the foreskin your duration increases, but like you said its at the cost of your own pleasure in certain aspects. Its a catch 22. Thanks for the insight!

  • blancpage FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold ModerateOccasionallyPoor

    4 months ago

    Thanks to my wife for "Darth Columbine". 

  • Pandabebz FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Pandabebz

    4 months ago

    HOLY SHIT. I thought of the concept of a Shrinker (as opposed to Growers and Showers) a LONG time ago! Having Gav put the concept of a million dollars for such a thing is incredible

  • Guy... FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 months ago

    For a better explanation on foreskin/circumcision I recommend watching Laci Green's video (she has more on the subject) and Lindsey Doe's video.


    (btw I was circumcised due to religion and I wish I wasn't and was given the choice to do or not do it)

  • DocNameless FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 months ago

    Haha that was a great ending (yes pun intended)

  • 242proMorgan FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Oliver Morgan

    4 months ago

    I have to cover this as a star wars nerd. Anakin was created by Palpetine and Darth plagueis as they tried to create a being made of pure force energy but the force (theoretically) was like "nuh-uh" and created a lightside force being and that's how shmee became pregnant with anaking but he still had dark side from palpetine and plagueis therefore becoming vader and disobeying jedi order and going into a relationship. Also obi-wan named himself ben because he also disobeyed jedi conduct and went into a relationship with someone and she liked calling him Ben and he also liked when people called ben (clone wars stuff) so he kept that name. phew

    • RawTILT FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      4 months ago

      I've listened to a few Star Wars podcasts of people talking about these subjects and I was under the impression that these were just theories and are not canonical. I have not personally read into the Star Wars lore very much so I could be wrong. 

    • 242proMorgan FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Oliver Morgan

      4 months ago

      @Heiny91 My opinion is Anakin fulfilled the prophecy in ep 6 or... it was never fulfilled as the sith were never defeated.

  • LLLLetsShadles FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 months ago

    gotta love the penis post show

  • Yayhigh FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 months ago

    Net neutrality