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Rooster Teeth Podcast #11

Rooster Teeth Podcast: Rooster Teeth Podcast #11

Rooster Teeth is extremely nerdy and afraid of conspiracies this week

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  • EvolvedPixel FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 months ago

    I find it funny that back then, Burnie was criticising people who are verified on twitter. Now, Burnie Burns, verified on twitter. 

  • jjking700

    1 year ago

    yea fema had a friends and they were like bro i got like 4 million coffins yall should by them totaly makes sence

  • Asterikos FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    listening to these old podcasts is stressful...

  • Donikage

    2 years ago

    Dammit Geoff, I want to be your friend but the blaster vs tracer argument made me want to punch you in the dick.

  • TechnicallyCalm

    3 years ago

    I know this is old and probably no one is going to see it but your Midi-chlorian count shows how great you can be. You still have to train to reach your full potential. Also you need the Force to be able to make a Lightsaber that won't fail.

  • linkdonalds

    3 years ago

    this is my favourite intro ever!

  • Faverelli

    4 years ago

    i looked up megan fox rose kid in google images and right above the photos is a link to fema coffins

  • Heimdal

    4 years ago

    but seriously. when you guys are talking about weapons. are you sure you are not mixing up "speed of light" with "speed of sound"? cus weapons that are super sonic fire at maybe 2x the speed of sound, depending on the ammunition and muzzle-velocity. but no weapons are anyway near the speed of light :P

  • daibz

    4 years ago

    greatest intro to a podcast

  • sjones25

    4 years ago

    Hmm... now the FEMA video has been taken down... The plot thickens! Lol!

    Also, if midichlorians are symbiotic organisms that reside in human cells (like mitochondria) then each person would inherit all their midichlorians solely from their mother. So Luke should have inherited his midichlorian count from Padme, not Anakin.

  • Kitsuun Pro Lurker

    4 years ago

    I decided to listen to old podcasts while I study, so because I'm not paying as much attention, I kept thinking they were actually getting started with the podcast during the opening song >_<

  • joeeoj_99 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Potato

    4 years ago

    fuck you magic is an awesome game

  • venomousgoat

    4 years ago

    drunk tank dubbed over with rooster teeth. i still miss the drunk tank.much less talk about genitals..."cough" Gavin "Cough".

  • JoeEveryguy

    4 years ago

    You know, listening to your old stuff, I find it ironic you get your live audience opinions from twitter now. At least now you guys get answers like this faster.
    The answer to end all on the Star Wars tech:
    Guns - Compressed gas cartridges. The "laser" is the fluorescence of the burning gases as it's propelled through the air. It's plasma as someone mentioned before. Super heated air. Thermal dynamics. I remember mentioning something about looking up science on an earlier podcast.
    Lightsaber - The same guy who mentioned the guns are plasma, also partially explained the containment case for the lightsabers Put simply, it's an intense power source, focusing a dense beam of unknown frequency light through an unknown mineral crystal compound. They have names for the parts and stuff, but they're all fictional. I heard someone made one a while back, but the batter pack was like a 50 pound pack, and the beams were tiny, and barely cut.
    As for why only Jedi use lightsabers: Have any of you seen someone riposte a bullet back to it's shooter? Only Jedi with sufficient metachlorian and training to focus the force (allowed to do so at varying strengths based on the metachlorian count, and the learned ability to control it) can perform such feats. Any gun is an awesome weapon of death, but it's limited to blasting things. A lightsaber is a true multi-purpose jedi tool.
    Solved? Any questions?

  • MrWhatWebsite FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 years ago

    How did I know that Joel was going to be a part of this podcast haha

  • KingR2088 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 years ago

    Best podcast ever, of all time!

  • Paladin_IRL FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 years ago

    *WARNING: Excesively Nerdy Answer!*
    A) Anyone can use a lightsaber. The problem is that lightsabers are only truely usefull to jedi/sith because only force users have the have the reflexes and skills to properly use them.

    B) Blaster bolts can be seen because they're not firing lasers, they're firing ionized plasma bolts. The bolts are physical matter, like bullets, and therefore cant move at the speed of light.

    sorry......

  • TinaBobina FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Wubba Lubba Dub Dub

    5 years ago

    I thought Caboose's fade in and out was just Joel's interpretation of the character. You know cuz he fades in and out mentally.

  • nickst7719 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 years ago

    Doing a roosterteeth podcast marathon.. Number 11.. check

  • Dash600

    5 years ago

    You wouldn't see the lasers. It doesn't matter if they're tracers or not because you see a moving pellet while a tracer would leave a line strait between the weapon and target. Also, you wouldn't lose a bicep in a medieval sword fight, you would either be decapitated or have your knees clipped.

  • Sarutobi

    5 years ago

    going back and listening to all the old podcasts again. Burnie was correct about lightsabers. In "Swarm War" by Troy Denning, its stated that lightsabers do in fact have a gyroscopic effect.

    link: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Swarm_War

  • rhinoonspeed

    5 years ago

    I think that the nerdiest conversation now-a-days would be if Wolverine would survive having cancer

  • Allec

    5 years ago

    I would like to let the men of the universe know that this conversation turns me on SO MUCH.

  • griffball777 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 years ago

    What the hell is up with the hard cuts

  • Capndisco FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold I Sponsorbot

    5 years ago

    Nerdy as fuck but blasters use super heated gas which was what they mined in Cloud City, just saying.

  • ICEDBOX96

    5 years ago

    I have been relistening to these and I noticed that there is a person of interest on tweeting too hard tweetingtoohard.com/newly_added

  • SafieL

    5 years ago

    I burst out laughing at Burnie's description of Geoff's expression :D

  • NuttyNUTTS FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 years ago

    Lets see this debate now that we have broken the speed of light.

  • CHADizBabe

    5 years ago

    haha guess that liver didn't do him very well >.<

  • blaz3r77 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 years ago

    lightsabers aren't actually made of light in the fiction world they are but we make lightsabers out of plasma and ditto the bolts and no nobodies getting one cus it takes rooms full of equipment to make them and nobody can make the bolt caseing to hold the plasma .....so yea my nerd is showing

    sorry Bernie

    • JoeEveryguy

      4 years ago

      That, and think about this. How many people do you see efficiently wielding a katana to riposte a bullet back to it's shooter? Only Jedi use them because they're the only ones who can. A gun is an effective weapon, but a lightsaber is a more multi-purpose jedi tool. It's like the sword/key. Sometimes it's a sword, sometimes it's a key. The blasters are compressed gas carbines. The "laser" is the burning gases. Star Wars tech has been explained over the years.

  • ruzzamcmilo FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 years ago

    Lightsabers are to dangerous for a non jedi to use.

  • tyler303047

    6 years ago

    About the laser thing
    1. In space no because its a vacuum
    but you see laser diflect off dust
    which we need to live.

  • blauu FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 years ago

    Han Solo uses a blaster not a laser gun. They're not laser weapons, more like particle or plasma. Also, anyone can learn to use a lightsaber with training but they would never be able to go head to head with a force sensitive on account of their limited precognition. The force sensitive would be slightly "ahead" of time and reacting to something that had yet to happen giving them an insurmountable edge.

  • Jx493

    6 years ago

    In reply to , #87:

    Yes a lightsaber can cut through adamantium, however adamantium does resist lightsabers so it would merely take longer

  • Jx493

    6 years ago

    Blasters fire a funneled beam of plasma energy created from a superheated cartridge of gas.

  • Ferndel FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 years ago

    Lightsaber could totally cut adamantium!

  • parthenon

    6 years ago

    Get@Me

  • D-avila

    6 years ago

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  • ScrewySam FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 years ago

    I reckon it's plasma, like halo, since they are powered by a gas, rather than a battery.

  • BlackDaRippa

    6 years ago

    Getting kinna serious about the star wars now that "I can't handle this" really was serious :O

  • microchip98

    6 years ago

    I have a really great comment for this podcast, but its secret cause i'm still working on it. Details coming soon!

  • NorwegianNR1 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    7 years ago

    the most creepy thing is that the picture have been removed from youtube

  • Ramrider FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    8 years ago

    Transformers started with the toys.
    Hasbro hooked up with Japanese company Takara with an idea to market Takara's transforming robot toys (from their Diaclone and Microchange lines) to the West, and hired several Marvel Comics staffers, including Jim Shooter, Denny O'Neil and Bob Budiansky, to create a backstory and characters for them.

    As for Skids and Mudflap being racist, bullshit. Think of them not as hidoeus stereotype black guys, but as steroeptypical white hicks who fancy themselves as gangstas, but haven't quite grasped the concept. Like scrappy, transforming John Cenas, if you will. The fact that they're voiced by Tom "Spongebob" Kenny should be a clue there...

  • cmayes0019

    8 years ago

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    fuck midichlorians....

    Post edited 7/10/09 10:29AM

  • Tropes FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold I Am What I Am

    8 years ago

    Also, this was the nerdiest thing ever. My god that was hilarious.

  • Tropes FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold I Am What I Am

    8 years ago

    That theme song was incredible.

  • hotwheels09

    8 years ago

    Love it funny stuff

  • EagleMan FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold B. Sc, B. Ed

    8 years ago

    In reply to Samba_p, #73:

    Nope. You can build it with your hands. You can charge it with the force.

  • JSBowers

    8 years ago

    In reply to Oroboros, #30:

    Zing to that :P

    I love drunk tank, does it come out at certain time on a wednesday?

  • Samba_p

    8 years ago

    I'm far from sure..But i've read somewhere that you can only build a lightsaber using the force..you can't build it with your hands??