A Pirate's Life

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Jon lands in some hot water after pirating video games. Written by special guest Jon Graham.

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  • mellimusic FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Caffeinated

    2 years ago

    "Would you like a tall glass of milk to go with the cwookas" Joel's flubs are my favorite

  • JarrettJDH FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 years ago

    lololol and a bottle of win.

  • zanderh11 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 years ago

    Hmm.. think the detectives Burnie and Joel play in RWBY will get killed by pirates?
    ...wait... are there pirates in the RWBY universe?

  • JkWilly

    3 years ago

    Makes me laugh every time I watch it!!

  • JoeCruz

    3 years ago

    RWBY Episode 15!!! Bernie and Joel as the detectives!!!!!!!!!

  • Moose4565

    3 years ago

    First of all shooting in the air with a lethal weapon recuriers a ton of paperwork

  • xiii-Dex FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Ferret not disappointed

    3 years ago

    lol

    I think I prefer receiving cookies from Ozpin.

  • HyperTAP

    3 years ago

    Great acting Burnie!

  • Insert1coin

    3 years ago

    heres some milk... I MADE IT MYSELF XD

  • Footba11fan

    3 years ago

    It was Jon cjg creator of arby and chief

  • JohnJayS FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 years ago

    "I F*cking hate being penetrated" that line always makes me go back to some old arby n the chief

  • Sigilius

    4 years ago

    "Please, enjoy it. I made it myself."

  • babypanthers

    4 years ago

    who was that guy?? the main character?

  • Viper0hr FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 years ago

    "Every time me or my partner think you're lying we shoot you once in the face."

  • Torin830

    4 years ago

    Was that cookie made of glass?

    I wish there was an extended version XD

  • kyllermonkei

    4 years ago

    He He, penetrated

  • Ic3mancom3th FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 years ago

    Wow.....Joel looks just like "Detective 1" From the show Criminal minds.....

  • Sigilius

    4 years ago

    I was terrified when he repeated "I made it myself," with the milk. What are you up to Joel? Also, I love how the insane government agents Burns and Heyman keep showing up. xD

  • BrickBuster

    4 years ago

    Oh, what the "Hellman", now I get it.

  • NiccoCaplin

    4 years ago

    FRODO!

  • PyrosPie

    4 years ago

    i wanted to see joel and burnie like this again

  • NopeTrash FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 years ago

    the pirates life is the lifes 4 me lol lol and a bottel of WIN

    Post edited 9/03/12 1:08AM

  • SignorAde

    4 years ago

    I think that Joel saying "I made it myself" while holding a glass of milk is quite disturbing

  • fr0sty23

    4 years ago

    Best short ever, and I love it when Burnie screams like a little girl when Chris kills them.

  • hello121

    4 years ago

    "would you like a tall glass of milk to go with the cookies. yeah go on i made it myself REFRESHING." god i love joel :D

  • Riley15o1

    5 years ago

    nice smile

  • Casassidor

    5 years ago

    Oh My God It's GARY BUSEY!

  • JustinMS

    5 years ago

    "And every time my partner and I think you're lying, we shoot you once in the face!!"

  • CruelOptimism FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 years ago

    Not sure which i like more mentally unstable new york cop burnie or 1920's announcer burnie...

  • fruitconor

    5 years ago

    is that chris ? :D

  • Keels

    5 years ago

    Yarg, i be havin a southern accent

  • LukeTP5995

    5 years ago

    Joel and Burnie make the greatest cops ever. They're terrifying, but funny at the same time.

  • jebwatson

    5 years ago

    I made it myself... O.O

  • Pawnulabob

    5 years ago

    "I fucking jate bing penetrated"

    Bow chicka bow wow

  • kab00m

    5 years ago

    Perchance the first gay pirate I've ever seen. But I want my poop deck swabbed...

  • relix73

    5 years ago

    lol this is hilarious, especially since i pirate tons of games. They're all old like halo 1 modern warfare, fire emblem, etc. but it cracks me up. awesome vid guys. :)

  • Kyle41798

    5 years ago

    There gonna swab his poopdeck...

  • Atlantis13

    5 years ago

    I love Joel's face at 2:22. XD

  • MrDavidX96

    5 years ago

    HEY if anyone wants to see old vids like this again vote for it on my channel(journal)
    btw how are some people watching these but others cant?!?!

  • Zam138

    5 years ago

    Arrg, I be having a southern accent. Yearrgh.
    Sarge, Cabose Version
    (Caboose, but who cares. He spells it with one o.

  • EastonWeston

    5 years ago

    "They're delicious" hahahahha i like how he said it

  • ltgsniper122

    5 years ago

    Joel made breast milk? That's...... Thats just wrong *shuttering*

  • BoomPad48

    5 years ago

    Burnie is really shaky with his gun at first

  • PandaSenpai

    5 years ago

    LOL!!! Awww!!! Jon looks so innocent when they start yelling at him about the milk =P <3

  • saltboy

    5 years ago

    I didn't know that Jonny Depp was gay.

  • OmalleyDoc

    5 years ago

    It is disturbing how well Joel and Burnie play those roles...

  • birdman2732

    5 years ago

    Joel is awesome, he can even make his own milk

  • Kilricecream

    5 years ago

    Oh id love to poke your mon!

  • TexasTurtle

    5 years ago

    Man this is awesome! :D

  • Huna

    5 years ago

    I dont know who to look at! ): Hahaha, i love Jon Graham